InspectorButters
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- Jun 25, 2020
They’re not changing your locks cuz you’re getting evicted in a few days retard.
Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun & Matthew Schumacher / Lurch - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy
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- Feb 21, 2016
Well, probably because you aren't a tenant, Luna. You are a squatter. The landlord has no obligation towards you. His actual tenant is being relocated by the end of the week, and at that point he will come by with the sheriff's office to escort you and Matthew into your new luxury digs on the sidewalk. Then you can turn your nose up at those stupid crackheads all you like!
I hope she and Matthew invested in some large trash bags for Christmas so she can haul her hoard out. If it goes in the County's bags, it's going right to the dump.
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- Jun 8, 2017
Here’s the real question- since when has the door been broken? And of course the answer is “since mom went to rehab and took the keys and Chief wooden nickel and Luna had to break back in” I’m sure. Or the landlord saw them leave and locked them out. Either way have fun on the streets Luna! Animal Crossing will see ya through!
kitty shit
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- Joined
- Oct 12, 2017
Oh Luna, you fuckhead! If you'd just get your shit together, go into a program or w/e, you wouldn't have to live on the streets even for a single day, because daddy'd take you in straight away.
But nah, Luna's too much of a moron. I hope life hits her hard.
But nah, Luna's too much of a moron. I hope life hits her hard.
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- May 7, 2020
She doesn't even need to do a program
All she needs to do is dump Lurch and she's got a de-luxe apartment in the sky with dad
but she won't because it's ~uwu~ twu wuv
(you bet your ass that if the situation was reversed Lurch would have dumped tuna ages ago)
All she needs to do is dump Lurch and she's got a de-luxe apartment in the sky with dad
but she won't because it's ~uwu~ twu wuv
(you bet your ass that if the situation was reversed Lurch would have dumped tuna ages ago)
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- Feb 13, 2017
Lurch can probably survive on the streets for extended periods of time. Luna will not handle street living nearly as well.
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- Oct 5, 2016
I love how Luna fancies herself a big, important, busy NYC girl when she would have exactly the same life if she lived in some dying, run down town in the Midwest. Same access to herion, but a cheaper cost of living. Think of all the savings, Luna!
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- Jul 7, 2020
They're in love with the fantasy of NYC from the 70s, but conveniently forget all the murder, crime, and decay of that time period. But with the faggot retards they've elected who are choosing to financially destroy the city, driving literally 500k people from the boroughs in the past year, it could very well turn back into their CBGB heroin fantasy.
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- Aug 9, 2019
Lurch is in his late 30s isn't he? He's been at this game for 20 years or so, so he's pretty much a cockroach. Luna can barely handle getting out of bed, so I'm not sure how long it'll take for him to just leave her on a street corner. She's not cut out for the street hustling life style at all. Body parts found in dumper, when?
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- Sep 15, 2016
If she was unrepugnant enough to coerce someone into putting their body parts in her dumper, she wouldn't be sweating rent.
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- Jul 28, 2020
i thought he was pushing 40 or already there
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- Dec 27, 2019
He's 41. They met when Luna was a teenager and he was her mother's drug dealer. I wish I was joking.
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- Feb 21, 2016
So how is Luna coping with her imminent eviction from her squat?
Well, she's imagining that an unwashed, crusty junkie with blood stained clothing and layers of filthy makeup with no employment history is perfectly qualified for an office job! She knows her alphabet, and when she's not on the nod and has smoked meth instead, she can type over 100 words of gibberish per minute! AND answer a telephone, though what she's supposed to do after that seems like a bit of a mystery to her. What mail merge, excel, and basic accounting? What scheduling? What preparing all meeting materials?
Someone breaks the news that not filing any taxes means no refunds of stimulus to Luna. Luna continues to demonstrate her utter ignorance of adult life and she insists that her mom doesn't pay any taxes AND got stimulus, so why can't Luna????
Because your mom has a job, which means she has payroll taxes taken out of her cheques, and mom FILES her taxes each year. She might get a 100% refund - doubtfully, but it doesn't matter in this example - but she pays into the system and files taxes. You do not, Luna. You take from someone else. You are dependent. No stimulus for you.
After all of this exhausting whining, Luna wants a Xanax nap. Because this is the perfect foot forward to show potential employers.
Well, she's imagining that an unwashed, crusty junkie with blood stained clothing and layers of filthy makeup with no employment history is perfectly qualified for an office job! She knows her alphabet, and when she's not on the nod and has smoked meth instead, she can type over 100 words of gibberish per minute! AND answer a telephone, though what she's supposed to do after that seems like a bit of a mystery to her. What mail merge, excel, and basic accounting? What scheduling? What preparing all meeting materials?
Someone breaks the news that not filing any taxes means no refunds of stimulus to Luna. Luna continues to demonstrate her utter ignorance of adult life and she insists that her mom doesn't pay any taxes AND got stimulus, so why can't Luna????
Because your mom has a job, which means she has payroll taxes taken out of her cheques, and mom FILES her taxes each year. She might get a 100% refund - doubtfully, but it doesn't matter in this example - but she pays into the system and files taxes. You do not, Luna. You take from someone else. You are dependent. No stimulus for you.
After all of this exhausting whining, Luna wants a Xanax nap. Because this is the perfect foot forward to show potential employers.
- Joined
- Feb 13, 2017
Maybe if she takes a boatload of drugs and wishes really hard the whole eviction thing will just go away. 
InspectorButters
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- Aug 10, 2019
She fucked up losing that DPW job.
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- Aug 20, 2015
A Xanax lying on top of a Switch is not an ~~~~aesthetic uWu~~~~ you dumb junkie.
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- Feb 21, 2016
Yeah, these are the typing skills that are going to get her hired for a secretarial gig, which she will totally get around to applying for AFTER she's found a last-minute $1000 / month one bedroom apartment in Manhattan.
Yes, Luna, bitch about your mom being present in her own apartment which she pays for and how traumatic it is for you to continue to squat IN HER BED for another week until she moves. Definitely re-binge some Netflix using the WiFi your mom pays for, and don't worry at all about needing to move on Friday morning. Surely someone will rent an AirBnB to two junkies and a cat!
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Let's see, for $40 / day ($1200 / month), you can afford... holy shit. One exists: it's in Flatbush. It allows pets! Couple is ok! You have 3 roommates. There's absolutely no smoking. They can't abide chemicals of any sort in the place. They are hippies and shoes are forbidden. And you have to wash your own dishes and clean common spaces. You room is a futon on the floor. It even has that salt rock lamp from Amazon for aesthetics!
Is this Tuna's new temp digs? She turn up her nose at the only room in NYC she can afford? How many days until the hippies call a conference and kick them out?
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Cancerous_Female
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- Joined
- Oct 28, 2020
so how long until she's hitting the streets, and claiming her corner? She's already got a good hooker name.
She should get on Soft White Underbelly.
She should get on Soft White Underbelly.
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- Feb 21, 2016
Holy shit, a second place in Brooklyn that Tuna and Lurch can afford! You can smoke in your room! She even gave you a TV in the room you can pawn! You can bring the cat! Granted, this place is a full 45 minutes to Manhattan by train, but still - laundry in the kitchen!
Now if only Luna and Matthew could cough up a bank card with a month's rent on it between them, or take a profile photo that doesn't make them look high as fuck and like they have bedbugs (which they do), or show up with a giant hoard and freak their new roommate out so much she cancels the deal right then and there...
Now if only Luna and Matthew could cough up a bank card with a month's rent on it between them, or take a profile photo that doesn't make them look high as fuck and like they have bedbugs (which they do), or show up with a giant hoard and freak their new roommate out so much she cancels the deal right then and there...
