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That last post makes me imagine loltax opening a motel by the road, complete with peep-holes and a mother-like wig.
Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
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Mommy understands!
Doesn’t Lowtax also think his mother is totally insane thanks to being a boomer Q-tard Trumper? She’s into conspiracy theories so maybe she believes there is one against her bestest boy.
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Who needs D.A.R.E. when you can just look at Richard Kyanka's life?
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JFC does mama tax not realize her baby boy made millions multiple times over the past 20 years owning a business ran by volunteers?
Back me up!
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Christ Lowtax wasn't born a lazy narcissist he was raised to be one.
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If it happened, IMO it's MomTax trying to put him out of his (and her) misery by passive-aggressively suggesting he off himself.
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Sure, the homeless, HIV+ crack addict standing out in sub zero temperatures for 16 hours a day to panhandle at busy intersections as people tell him to go fuck himself or get a job all the while internally praying to any god that may be listening that the shelter has room for him tonight may have faced a few struggles, but can he *really* say he's had it hard until he gets canceled by trannies on the internet while living in a McMansion, with two new cars in his garage, a pantry full of Goldbelly pies and a rich lawyer mom that will bail him out of anything?
The Catholic Church should just go ahead and canonize Saint Richard now. No one, not even Christ himself, has known that kind of pain.
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Oh Father, if it be possible, let this pill bottle pass from me.
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They can end the opiate crisis by showing a few pictures of him and his social media posts. It would be the most effective scared straight campaign ever made. May even be considered cruel and unusual punishment.
This "woe is me" shit is hard to listen to from Rich after he himself has admitted to being a stupid motherfucker on numerous occasions.
He blew his shot with SA by not even attempting to look after it despite it being a huge cash cow. He let the lunatics run the asylum in his place and they eventually gave him the boot when they got tired of how "problematic" he is because he is a straight white male.
He blew his shot with SA by not even attempting to look after it despite it being a huge cash cow. He let the lunatics run the asylum in his place and they eventually gave him the boot when they got tired of how "problematic" he is because he is a straight white male.
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Nothing like your own mother suicide baiting you. You've come along way Ricky!
But I'm sure this was just a hallucination and never actually happened.
But I'm sure this was just a hallucination and never actually happened.
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Maybe she’s trying to get him to neck himself. Once his money runs out lowtax is moving in with mom or she’s going to have to pay for an apartment to keep him away.
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My mom was saying she didn't understand how I hadn't killed myself yet with all the things that happen to me that were outside of my control.
But hey, I got quite the christmas haul. I got a set of Lawn Darts, a kerosene heater, some book called "Prescription: Medicine" by some doctor guy, and a canister of helium as a gag gift. But mom also said she was worried about me not having anything to work towards, so she's signed me up for private small-plane pilot lessons. And she said if I finish them, she was getting me a hippo safari trip for my birthday to celebrate.
But hey, I got quite the christmas haul. I got a set of Lawn Darts, a kerosene heater, some book called "Prescription: Medicine" by some doctor guy, and a canister of helium as a gag gift. But mom also said she was worried about me not having anything to work towards, so she's signed me up for private small-plane pilot lessons. And she said if I finish them, she was getting me a hippo safari trip for my birthday to celebrate.
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Other families would just hire a guy to do the needful in Minecraft for $50k, shortly after the life insurance policy goes into effect.
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Guy who literally squandered millions in totally passive income over the last 20 years still trying to get pity on social media.
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Once upon a time people were mean to him online but gave him money. The real tragedy was when ppl continued to say mean things and not give him any money!
LowT will never get over the monster he made turning on him.
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Honestly, I'm kinda surprised Lowtax hasn't killed himself. But, that would require getting up and not post dumb shit on social media.
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It takes a lot of effort to swallow 10 OxyContin 80™s or load a 9mm with a bullet and pull the trigger while aiming it at your head.
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The main reason he has not killed himself is that he still believes true VINDICATION is around the corner where his Patreon income will come back and he’ll find a girl half his age who will indulge his foot fetish, call him sir, and not be totally crazy at all. You can easily see him trying to chat up and all goonettes who have not blocked him into trying to be his next waifu. A loser deadbeat father who abuses every woman he’s dated and gave up his most lucrative source of income, what a catch he is!
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You're all over thinking this. Lowtax is an addict, and so think about an addicts motivations.
The reason he hasn't killed himself because there are more drugs.