What's the dumbest article you've read recently?

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The ease of communication enabled via the Internet is responsible for a greater enrichment of knowledge to society than anything else in history. It also allows a lot of mindless retards to blatantly bait the angry, the distractible, the unemployed, and the bored of the populace via news pages like Vice and Salon.

This thread is for sharing your favorite stupid article that's been on your mind recently for the purposes of mockery. Weather it be new pieces like Sam Kriss' retarded screed on the evils of computer algorithms creating art for Vice, or classic crap like David Sirota's prayer that the Boston Marathon was perpetrated by a white American* for Salon. Hell, you can even vent here about those who specialize in writing the dumbest content on the Web, like Amanda Marcotte or Richard Eisenbeis.

Your bludgeoning is welcome here, friends.

*Dreams do come true! It was a US citizen whose parents came from the Caucuses!
 
I saw this really cringeworthy one just the other day, where the writer was ranting about George Lucas being immoral for making Star Wars an anime and comparing Saddam's potatoes to the confederate flag or something. I'd link it, but I'm afraid I'll trigger everybody's irony meters and make them all explode.

In conclusion, I'm uncircumcised
 
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Would I be able to link blog posts by people I personally disagree with? Cos I know of a far right columnist (Or at least far right by my standards) who I think would fit in here, as would the comments people make on his blog.
 
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koyemshii said:
http://m.snopes.com/texas-woman-pregnant-by-pig/ I feel stupid for believing this at first
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Donald Trump raped a Texan woman?

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Would I be able to link blog posts by people I personally disagree with? Cos I know of a far right columnist (Or at least far right by my standards) who I think would fit in here, as would the comments people make on his blog.
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Sure. I want to make fun of dumb articles and columnists, and if he's dumb, he fits the bill.
 
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Alright then, I'm gonna write a quick summary of him, if I may. There's some good stuff tucked away in 2011 and 2013 near the last elections, thats when this guy gets into overdrive.

Andrew Bolt is supposedly Australia's most read newspaper columnist.(I believe that that is a dubious claim at best) Andrew has a hatred of four major things, the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation, the state funded news outlet here), Muslims ,the Australian Labor Party and climate change, Andrew happens to be a climate change septic and cherry picks studies which agree with his view. Bolt is also relatively racist, and was caught out by the Australian anti-discrimination act, 18C for racially vilifying aboriginal people, however he still sustains a major career. He works for News Corp (Rupert Murdoch empire) and his column gets syndicated through if not all, most of the papers Murdoch publishes here. He also has his own hour long tv show and is a regular commentator on Australian commercial radio.

In my honest opinion, he's probably one of the most hateful people I've ever come across, outside of @Dove and the rest of the SlutHate crew, with his blog posts being made up of character assassinations and confected outrage at anything remotely left of him. His blog is pretty funny cos you get some hilarious views, sorry for sperging.

Link to his blog: http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/
 
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drtoboggan said:
gaylubeoil?
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Perhaps. He likes projecting himself as an alpha-male intellectual but instead comes across as a pussy douchebag.

In this video (named -Occupy ASSAULTS in Denver!), Crowder agitates a crowd and gets 'assaulted' .

In this video he states net-neutrality is bad and generates dishonest strawmen.


Notice his douche haircut and facial features,
 
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Wow, he sounds like a real asshole. But this thread is supposed to be about articles you think are dumb.

Learn to stay on topic, faggot.
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Well it was a wiki article about a * who I think is dumb.

You learn to stay on topic, faggot
 
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I read articles about the weather for the day. They are usually wrong. Forecasters are dumb.
 
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