Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Step Away From The Melon]

Bitch, you trolls are STALKERS so quit trying to victim blame you SICK FUCK

You should be arrested by the FBI FOR YOUR STALKING



You don't have a single statement here saying I am staying in a tent. But now I have another screenshot to present as an Exhibit

You guys are so rattled by my lawsuit you're trying to harass me out of it



I have a screenshot of you talking about connections to put me under surveillance. STALKER

You seem rattled and real mad tonight Mel laughing at you failing multiple time's and the retarded nature of you constantly coming back to be ridiculed and mocked, you manage to equate that as stalking and deliberate harassment with the intent to scare you out of the latest court arc.

You never cease to amaze with the levels of stupidity an desperation you display, ain't no fixing stupid so please keep flailing and providing amusement for all to enjoy.

 

[ConSluttant]

You don't have a single statement here saying I am staying in a tent. But now I have another screenshot to present as an Exhibit

You guys are so rattled by my lawsuit you're trying to harass me out of it



I have a screenshot of you talking about connections to put me under surveillance. STALKER

Melinda. We WANT you to sue. We want you to sue for every little thing you can think of. Why? Because WE LIVE TO LAUGH AT LOLCOWS. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHÏT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

Lolsuits are my favorite thing ever. You bring me joy. SUE US ALL YOU TWAT! It'll be fun. Lots and lots of fun to watch you try. If you do manage to serve me I'll break out my motion writing skills again and have a ball.

DO IT YOU COWARD

 

[talk talk talk]

Do we have independent confirmation she actually has six ferals?

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

That's because you weren't clear at all. Learn to write understandable sentences. Also, if you don't sue me, then I don't give a fuck.

One, I don't think he'll give a fuck. Two, he's a government official, he definatly could not care less about wasteful spending. Three, I cannot missuse govermental funds I have no access too.

1. That's not what whistleblower means
2. No, no they won't.
3. They'd need Null to give the IP
4. Null only gives IP's when FBI asks
5. They have no legal right to do so
6. VPN/TOR. My IP could show Iceland, while I am fucking hookers in Netherlands.

Not true.

That's just pathetic.





Lol, good fucking luck. That's even more unlikely.

Will you sue the county in which you live in after the call?

Yes it will. Then again, "third times the charm", and whatnot.


Paraphrasing, but that's the context and comment.

Intent Matters, Mel.

1. Yes it is.
2. Good thing it isn't false then.

Sure, whatever you say.

1. Real call
2. Real info
3.True info
4. Good Faith (as defined by SCOTUS)
5. Not commiting a crime
6. That's still sad and pathetic.


Make sure you reply with a proper sentance next time.

Good fucking luck. Say, for example, I live in Asia. What fucking authority does your agency have under me, even if it was a crime? What, you think FBI is gonna arrest me?

1. Proof needed
2. No it's not
3. I don't fucking care unless it has my name on it.

Just in case it needs repeating, I am not. I wish I was though.

You can't be fucking serious.

Lol, no. Wait, it might be under the 8th.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Lol, report us then.

Lol, I'm sure that will work.

Please read up on terms you are using.

So, I just heard that you think 5th protects you from repeat investigations by CPS. Are you really that retarded, or are my friends pulling a fast one on me?

Mother fucker, pa-lease. The Commonwealth's Attorneys office is why the FBI went knocking on A. Carlson's door.

Make the wrong move and I have no problem firing back against you STALKERS

I guarantee Virgina DSS has a file ready and waiting for you should you leave Wise County. And yes, the government will know where you live if you want to keep getting benefits. DSS can literally just look you up in a database.



But you get very defensive about the idea.



Right now, no. But it's something CPS should be made aware of. Anyways I thought you weren't in VA any more, why would their code matter to you?



We're not stalking you. Legally or informally.



Oh, I see. The manic phase is ending and the realization your motion was denied is setting in so you're scraping for a dopamine hit.



I am quite certain that's not what any post by Fluhre has said.



No one is trying to track your car? I know you no read the good but you're especially bad tonight.



But really, Mel. Tell us again how you don't wear your heart on your sleeve!



Oh do tell.



We think you're hysterical because you're acting hysterical. And you're unintentionally pretty funny too.



Government still needs to know where you live, Mel.



Okay, alright. I'll bite. How do you know, but more importantly, why do you think this is relevant to the farms?

You are Stalkers

Melinda. We WANT you to sue. We want you to sue for every little thing you can think of. Why? Because WE LIVE TO LAUGH AT LOLCOWS. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHÏT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

Lolsuits are my favorite thing ever. You bring me joy. SUE US ALL YOU TWAT! It'll be fun. Lots and lots of fun to watch you try. If you do manage to serve me I'll break out my motion writing skills again and have a ball.

DO IT YOU COWARD

I'm not going to sue you. I'm going to report you to the Commonwealth's Attorney office for Stalking if you don't stop trying to track my whereabouts

If you don't stop making malicious CPS reports based on false made up shit I will file an injunction and report you to the appropriate agencies

 

[lolwatagain]

Melinda. We WANT you to sue. We want you to sue for every little thing you can think of. Why? Because WE LIVE TO LAUGH AT LOLCOWS. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHÏT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

Lolsuits are my favorite thing ever. You bring me joy. SUE US ALL YOU TWAT! It'll be fun. Lots and lots of fun to watch you try. If you do manage to serve me I'll break out my motion writing skills again and have a ball.

DO IT YOU COWARD

The funniest thing about her lolsuits is that she actually has a case for suing Marshall for Child Support payments but she doesn't even try. Instead of doing something that would actually help her children, she wastes time filing frivolous lawsuits that are doomed

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You know its illegal to make threats like this to use as intimidation?

 

[Seth MacFartman]

I'm not going to file another lawsuit I'm going to report you directly to the Commonwealth's Attorney office if needed
You don't have to file a lawsuit to be a Whistle Blower and also report Stalking

ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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[14YearOldLoliGirl]

I'm not going to sue you. I'm going to report you to the Commonwealth's Attorney office for Stalking if you don't stop trying to track my whereabouts

"ConSluttant tried tracking my whereabouts" is a statement I'd love to hear a government official repeat.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

Mother fucker, pa-lease. The Commonwealth's Attorneys office is why the FBI went knocking on A. Carlson's door.

Make the wrong move and I have no problem firing back against you STALKERS




You are Stalkers


I'm not going to sue you. I'm going to report you to the Commonwealth's Attorney office for Stalking if you don't stop trying to track my whereabouts

If you don't stop making malicious CPS reports based on false made up shit I will file an injunction and report you to the appropriate agencies

1. Carlson was known to you. You know none of our names or addresses, at least none of us who are under the jurisdiction of the USA or State authorities.
2. No, we're Kiwis here to laugh at you.
3. The Commonwealth isn't going to do shit. Files all the injunctions you want, but you need a fucking legal name to put on those injunctions. By all means, file one with PorkFriedRice on it. I want to see the look on that clerk's face when they read your retarded ramblings.

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Mother fucker, pa-lease. The Commonwealth's Attorneys office is why the FBI went knocking on A. Carlson's door.

Make the wrong move and I have no problem firing back against you STALKERS




You are Stalkers


I'm not going to sue you. I'm going to report you to the Commonwealth's Attorney office for Stalking if you don't stop trying to track my whereabouts

If you don't stop making malicious CPS reports based on false made up shit I will file an injunction and report you to the appropriate agencies

Take your meds lmao

 

[White Baby]

Do we have independent confirmation she actually has six ferals?

Yes, she does. Unfortunately.

I'm going to report you to the Commonwealth's Attorney office for Stalking if you don't stop trying to track my whereabouts

If you don't stop making malicious CPS reports based on false made up shit I will file an injunction and report you to the appropriate agencies

"Hello, Commonwealth Attorney's office? This website called Kiwi Farms is hosting a thread that's dedicated to stalking me! What? Yes, I've got the names right here, let me read them off to you in alphabetical order, it's Baby Yoda-- no, I don't have their real names but you can get the IP addresses, right? What do you mean you can't? BUT THEY'RE STALKING ME!!"

Is about how I imagine that conversation going.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

Take your meds lmao

She needs a fucking triple dose at this point. Hey Melinda, run out and grab some Ketamine. You're likely in a good area for the drug trade. Stuff yourself into that K-Hole

 

[Baby Yoda]

A legitimately retarded man (@Marshall Castersen) discusses the flat Earth and fake-ass global positioning systems.

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Planet Earth isn't flat. I've seen it hundreds of times while flying through the Milky Way.

@TamarYaelBatYah Do you believe Planet Earth is flat?

 

[Narr Then]

She needs a fucking triple dose at this point. Hey Melinda, rung out and grab some Ketamine. You're likely in a good area for the drug trade. Stuff yourself into that K-Hole

She'd make more sense if she was k'd up.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

1. Carlson was known to you. You know none of our names or addresses, at least none of us who are under the jurisdiction of the USA or State authorities.
2. No, we're Kiwis here to laugh at you.
3. The Commonwealth isn't going to do shit. Files all the injunctions you want, but you need a fucking legal name to put on those injunctions. By all means, file one with PorkFriedRice on it. I want to see the look on that clerk's face when they read your retarded ramblings.

Joshua Moon is known to me

The FBI and Commonwealth's Attorney will look up your IP address. They raided Carlson's computer and told me what they found.

I can certainly get an Injunction against VA CPS and against KiwiFarms/Lolcow LLC

Go ahead, make one wrong move and you'll be sorry you ever met me, BECAUSE I WILL EXPOSE YOU TO EVERY GOVERNMENT AGENCY POSSIBLE

That's why you cowards are trying to conceal the IPs as it is

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Planet Earth isn't flat. I've seen it hundreds of times while flying through the Milky Way.

@TamarYaelBatYah Do you believe Planet Earth is flat?

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I've been too busy to notice.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

Joshua Moon is known to me

The FBI and Commonwealth's Attorney will look up your IP address. They raided Carlson's computer and told me what they found.

I can certainly get an Injunction against VA CPS and against KiwiFarms/Lolcow LLC

Go ahead, make one wrong move and you'll be sorry you ever met me, BECAUSE I WILL EXPOSE YOU TO EVERY GOVERNMENT AGENCY POSSIBLE

That's why you cowards are trying to conceal the IPs as it is

You're fucking retarded. This has been explained to you. Almost every user of this site is using a VPN or TOR. I'm posting from the US, but my current IP shows France. The IP addresses are as useful to the courts as soap is to you. They cannot be used to identify us in any way, shape or form.

CPS won't do a damn thing to us. They will likely tell you to get fucked.

Wrong move? Do it you cunt. I fucking triple-D dog dare you. Put your (lack of) money where your cavernous maw is. Fucking do it, you pussy.

 

[White Baby]

The FBI and Commonwealth's Attorney will look up your IP address. They raided Carlson's computer and told me what they found.

I can certainly get an Injunction against VA CPS and against KiwiFarms/Lolcow LLC

Go ahead, make one wrong move and you'll be sorry you ever met me, BECAUSE I WILL EXPOSE YOU TO EVERY GOVERNMENT AGENCY POSSIBLE

That's why you cowards are trying to conceal the IPs as it is

Look, if you're so bent on getting an ip address, why don't you take mine as tribute? Here: 203.129.53.19

Will you take your damn Xanax now?

 

[Deadpool]

I never said that I would sue you moron. I said the Commonwealth's Attorney will be informed of you calling Wise County DSS mis-using government funds for malicious CPS calls. They will pull your IP address for the report. It's called a "whistle blower"




All lies and wrong. And I'm screenshoting each and every thing. They can be entered as Exhibits for an Injunction against this website and against Wise County Department of Social Services if you try to call there.

Which won't matter anyway, because I don't live in that county and therefore, they have no jurisdiction over me.




Proof?




No government database has my new residential address. You're dumb




No it won't. You can sue individual employees in their private capacity.



False information isn't a "tip".

A judge sure would listen. A fake and false malicious CPS call is a crime. Go ahead, keep running your mouth, Im taking screenshots





Not true at all. Jurisdiction and venue can be upon the cause of action



Not what I said. You can't produce a single screenshot with that comment

Keep trying to commit a crime. I have no problem reporting you to the appropriate agencies.
This is nothing more than harassment to scare me out of litigation. I have no problem exposing you with Exhibits to the Federal judge.




I never paid anyone and no sane person would come here and talk to you all, except me because you are STALKERS and it is my job to protect my family by getting your big mouths to leak




That's not proof. That's false allegations again



Don't try to invoke Elohim's name when you're a Christian. Stick to your "God" because you're Satanic

I didn't fuck up shit. I LEFT WISE COUNTY TO KEEP YOU STALKERS OFF MY TRAIL. YOU'RE PSYCHOPATHS WHO DESERVE THE FBI ALL OVER YOUR ASSES

Calm down, fuck pig. I know your horny, go see if your pretend jew friend has a dog he'll let fuck you. Actually never mind a dog is too good for you.

My ex concubine used to tell me that all the time

You mean one of the guys who pumped and dumped you? Using the word concubine doesn't make you sound less like a whore. Just more of a retarded one.

I'm pretty sure it's illegal for me to post nudes

Not unless you're under 18 you fucking moron. Please don't do it though, I don't want to go blind from looking at your giant discolored twat.

VA CPS doesn't have jurisdiction either.

& how would Wise County DSS even have my new address? They won't. They have my PO BOX of another state's ACP program

You say this, then you say this:

It says I would never stay in a Homeless Shelter. A statement like that doesn't fall under VA CODE for alleged child abuse and neglect

You just contradicted yourself in the same goddamn post you utter fucking retard. You wonder why we all know you're one of the stupidest people alive? This is why you ignorant skank.

Bitch, you trolls are STALKERS so quit trying to victim blame you SICK FUCK

You should be arrested by the FBI FOR YOUR STALKING



You don't have a single statement here saying I am staying in a tent. But now I have another screenshot to present as an Exhibit

You guys are so rattled by my lawsuit you're trying to harass me out of it



I have a screenshot of you talking about connections to put me under surveillance. STALKER

Calm down, fuck pig.

You guys are so rattled by my lawsuit you're trying to harass me out of it.

Nobody is rattled about your stupid fucking lolsuit, because unlike you were smart enough to see it's going to be dismissed sooner rather than later you dumb cunt.

my cozy rental is nice with plush carpet and my hotel is bomb
quit trying to track my car
fuck off STALKER




These people are SICK FUCKS and STALKERS

I'm not going to file another lawsuit I'm going to report you directly to the Commonwealth's Attorney office if needed
You don't have to file a lawsuit to be a Whistle Blower and also report Stalking

ASK ME HOW I KNOW

Fuck off STALKER

Calm down, fuck pig.

A legitimately retarded man (@Marshall Castersen) discusses the flat Earth and fake-ass global positioning systems.

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You bred with this moron @TamarYaelBatYah, this idiots DNA is part of your retarded niglets, way to set them up to fail. I've been telling you to fuck a dog, and it would be less shameful to fuck a dog than it is to fuck this faggot.

Mother fucker, pa-lease. The Commonwealth's Attorneys office is why the FBI went knocking on A. Carlson's door.

Make the wrong move and I have no problem firing back against you STALKERS




You are Stalkers


I'm not going to sue you. I'm going to report you to the Commonwealth's Attorney office for Stalking if you don't stop trying to track my whereabouts

If you don't stop making malicious CPS reports based on false made up shit I will file an injunction and report you to the appropriate agencies

Calm down, fuck pig.

Joshua Moon is known to me

The FBI and Commonwealth's Attorney will look up your IP address. They raided Carlson's computer and told me what they found.

I can certainly get an Injunction against VA CPS and against KiwiFarms/Lolcow LLC

Go ahead, make one wrong move and you'll be sorry you ever met me, BECAUSE I WILL EXPOSE YOU TO EVERY GOVERNMENT AGENCY POSSIBLE

That's why you cowards are trying to conceal the IPs as it is

Calm down, fuck pig. This is gonna be like the time you were TOTALLY GONNA CALL THE FBI ON US!!1! Remember what came out of that whore? Nothing, because you're fucking powerless
Kill yourself, you stupid fucking whore.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Joshua Moon is known to me

The FBI and Commonwealth's Attorney will look up your IP address. They raided Carlson's computer and told me what they found.

I can certainly get an Injunction against VA CPS and against KiwiFarms/Lolcow LLC

Go ahead, make one wrong move and you'll be sorry you ever met me, BECAUSE I WILL EXPOSE YOU TO EVERY GOVERNMENT AGENCY POSSIBLE

That's why you cowards are trying to conceal the IPs as it is

Bitch, you wont do shit and like it.

Not unless you're under 18 you fucking moron. Please don't do it though, I don't want to go blind from looking at your giant discolored twat.

We'd need a heavy flamer for such heresy!