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Gastrointestinal issues can also be a coof symptom but with everything that's constently wrong with her it's pretty much impossible to say what is or isn't the only way for her to know would be to book a test.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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- Aug 16, 2018
Yaba is a useful idiot. She’s trailer trash and a terrible person too, but the effect she has on Chantal is gold and a reliable source of lols.
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- Dec 9, 2019
"I've never been into those bands... matchbox twenty... 3 doors down, whats with all the numbers?" Ngl I laughed lol
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Chantal doesn't have WuFlu. That would lead to more discomfort than she's used to, and she'd go live to complain about it. She has cockroach syndrome so she probably won't catch the coof even though she's nasty. Chantal also has type 2 diabetes and no gallbladder. Even without those problems we're talking about a woman who eats small mountains of grease and sugar every single day, multiple times a day.
We're talking about a glutton who drowns large pizzas in ranch and eats them in one sitting.
A behemoth who deep throats fried meats.
A mistress of MSG who used her plaque-fused teeth to scrape every oily morsel off of her fork.
A living pile of lard who weighs down her utensils and unhinges her jaw to shovel down whatever junk that will distract her from her pathetic existence.
A miserable lying creature who desperately wants you to believe that she's crushing her goals behind the scenes.
That's a normal meal for Chantal. That's why her body is a wreck.
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Your absolutely right she will more than likely pig roach her way out of anything serious including Coof however we can still hope and dream.
fatfuck
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Surprise surprise she hasn't improved one bit and is already looking into alternatives. Does it have something to do with family dinner? Maybe that giant box of After8 she just flashed? A meatloaf that she devoured alone? A fucking Starbucks breakfast she has every day?
She has zero clue what she should be eating. She thinks if you make it at home it qualifies as healthy food. The only doctor she consulted was WebMD. She's right on track towards making a video or community post of how overwhelmed she is by all this and that she has to take a break and deal with it in private, i.e. gorge behind the scenes.
I can guarantee you it will happen if it hasn't already for one simple reason: new year is right around the corner and she has to have her last hurrah before starting her new journey (for real this time!)
Stick around for the ride, it's a fun one.
She has zero clue what she should be eating. She thinks if you make it at home it qualifies as healthy food. The only doctor she consulted was WebMD. She's right on track towards making a video or community post of how overwhelmed she is by all this and that she has to take a break and deal with it in private, i.e. gorge behind the scenes.
I can guarantee you it will happen if it hasn't already for one simple reason: new year is right around the corner and she has to have her last hurrah before starting her new journey (for real this time!)
Stick around for the ride, it's a fun one.
Rem Farms
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I had WLS. I had to go on a six month medically supervised diet and demonstrate consistent and sustained weight loss during those 6 months (I lost bit over 40 pounds). Two weeks prior to surgery, yes, you need to go on a strict liquid almost no-carb diet to shrink the liver. I also had to undergo a pysch-evaluation and multiple appointments each month: nutritionists, surgeon, nurse practitioner. They really do kind of put you through the wringer - it's hard to imagine Chantal passing all these trials.
Plus I doubt she really wants WLS.
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- Sep 28, 2019
If they took ten seconds to google her, they'd find her YT channel and this enormous thread, and it'd be game over on the WLS front.
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Cuntel’s obsession with what comes out of her anus, plus her desire to constantly eat, means that she’s looking forward to a poop transplant. She probably thinks it’s poop served in an ice cream bowl with whipped cream and a cherry on top. (It’s an enema, or done as a sigmoidoscopy for those who don’t know). It’s also done as a last resort. There are numerous treatments she hasn’t tried yet, assuming she has it which is an assumption I no longer believe. Plus, somebody donates poop. I suppose now that it’s been around long enough, they have enough people they pay to donate but it used to be you had to have your own donor. Who would shit for her, Peetz?
Eating “clean” as Cuntel imagines it is not what a person with C-diff should do. Her normal eating habits are the worst, and while she may not have the disease, it doesn’t matter as her colon and intestines are fucked and she needs to go NPO to let them heal. If she went to the hospital, that’s what they’d do
Foods to avoid with C-diff:
“Dietary changes are an essential part of treatment and can allow the colon rest and heal”.
So if she is not lying (unlikely) she’ll never heal. Everything she eats is on the don’t list.
Also, the spores get everywhere and live for a long time on surfaces. Peetz would not escape considering how dirty they are. Everything needs to be washed and bleached and she can’t even pick up her bedroom for a clothes haul.
The diarrhea from C-Diff is the foulest, most smelly liquid. It’s like tea poring out of your ass. It’d be hilarious if her mother had to change those diapers.
But she doesn’t have it. As others have said, her body is just rejecting the crap she puts in it and is falling apart. Organs are going one-by-one: gallbladder, uterus, pancreas and intestines. And she’s still eating crap and doesn’t acknowledge or understand. It’s almost amazing how stupid she is.
Eating “clean” as Cuntel imagines it is not what a person with C-diff should do. Her normal eating habits are the worst, and while she may not have the disease, it doesn’t matter as her colon and intestines are fucked and she needs to go NPO to let them heal. If she went to the hospital, that’s what they’d do
Foods to avoid with C-diff:
- cruciferous vegetables, such as broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, and Brussels sprouts
- raw vegetables of any kind
- spicy food
- fried or greasy food
- caffeinated beverages
- food with a high fat content, such as mayonnaise
- beans
- Mîlk products
“Dietary changes are an essential part of treatment and can allow the colon rest and heal”.
So if she is not lying (unlikely) she’ll never heal. Everything she eats is on the don’t list.
Also, the spores get everywhere and live for a long time on surfaces. Peetz would not escape considering how dirty they are. Everything needs to be washed and bleached and she can’t even pick up her bedroom for a clothes haul.
The diarrhea from C-Diff is the foulest, most smelly liquid. It’s like tea poring out of your ass. It’d be hilarious if her mother had to change those diapers.
But she doesn’t have it. As others have said, her body is just rejecting the crap she puts in it and is falling apart. Organs are going one-by-one: gallbladder, uterus, pancreas and intestines. And she’s still eating crap and doesn’t acknowledge or understand. It’s almost amazing how stupid she is.
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- Apr 27, 2019
Little off topic, but she posted another community tab about 3 hours ago and it has 0 comments on it.
Feelinsick
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She always does more lives when she's in this phase of the cycle. I think she's bored and wants to take her mind of food. Lives/youtube really are the only thing she has outside of food. In a normal circumstance her day would be filled with either waking up at 3pm and going on a long fast food road trip or looking up food in her multiple apps, waiting for delivery, gorging, watching netflix and sleeping.
Captain Ahab
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She is so dumb I just can’t. I fucking can’t.
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- Mar 16, 2019
Could you tell me please more about your irl address, your email address, your phone number, where do you live and where do you work, next time?
Bc you decided to expose yourself here on a lolcow thread like this one for some Internet stickers.
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Farewell 80:20 Instagram eating plan, we hardly knew ye
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That last stream is positively insufferable. Just non-stop screeching, manic spastic forced giggling, shit and fart talk, just constant. 2 hours of wheezing and disgust. When Peets arrives she cranks it up to 11 because she knows her fans likes him more.
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I tried to listen to that recent stream, utterly awful. The part where she said she wants to be a walking streamer was especially exceptional. Fuck off Chinny in the previous stream a person said Go outside and you responded like the cunt you are "its winter in Canada". No shit.
Find a coat that caters to someone the same weight as a female grizzly then crank that attitude down from insufferable cunt to poor developed spoilt bitch and you might just make 11 steps outside and not the 7 on your stairs.
You could even reward yourself with a starbucks from the voucher your LD sister got you. HeHe
Find a coat that caters to someone the same weight as a female grizzly then crank that attitude down from insufferable cunt to poor developed spoilt bitch and you might just make 11 steps outside and not the 7 on your stairs.
You could even reward yourself with a starbucks from the voucher your LD sister got you. HeHe
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- Apr 19, 2020
Agreed. And while we're on the subject why don't one of you dainty gorls send Chantal a proposed meal plan since so many of you enjoy sharing your Google nutrition knowledge and healthy preferences? I'm sure she'd appreciate it and it wouldn't be a waste of time at all. Kind of like how those posts continue to shit up the thread.
No one cares how much less you eat than Chantal. Nobody cares about your nutrition advice (swapping out carbs for veggies, what a revelation!) It's like pathetic power leveling. Just stop ffs.
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- Dec 15, 2019
She's been so boring lately. I could bet my ass that she was gonna flip before Christmas, yet here we are, still watching this dumb ass, boring lives full of shart stories, cat talk and "hello, samantha! hello, lickmyass! nice to seeeeee youuuuuu".
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Am I reading correctly that her last few lives have all been from her bed? Maybe we're already in the beginning of the bedbound saga.