Twitter 12/29/20 The merge is on. - ITS HAPPENING

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If you survive will you attempt to romance your waifu/husbando

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This just in! In the Charlottesville news: A middle aged man was found in his home, unconscious, after trying to inhale the vapors of a burning 80's Personal Computer.
The man had also arranged many crystals and game cartridges around himself as well as a multitude of trading card game cards. Officers also found an old woman sleeping upstairs of the apartment.
We currently have no more information other than the man was apprehended after continuously shrieking something to the officer while waving his arms.
 
I was going to make a Third Impact joke, but several people beat me to it already.

I really don't follow CWC that much since he seems more mentally disabled than actual lolcow funny (DSP and Ethan Ralph are mentally disabled in a different way), so I'll just say good luck and see where this goes.
 
it's happening, oh fuuuck-
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I guess I'll do my best to help you guys out if I end up in charge of an army of robots or some shit.
 
Alex Krycek said:
Wonder what he's going to do when nothing happens.


Okay yes I know, Shit himself and do nothing.
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Chris is probably going to do what every false prophet does when the "judgement day" doesn't occur on the date they specified. He will go unactive on social media for a couple of days, and then come back saying that he found out about new evidence that shows that the merge will happen on ANOTHER date.

Either that, or he will commit suicide in hopes that death is the thing that will bring him closer towards his OCs and encourage his followers to do the same.
 
I will try to make peace with the children's cartoon characters on our behalf as I nominate myself the least degenerate.
 
Reality getting fucked and becoming an autistic mesh of consoomer trash and DeviantArt OC's sounds like a pretty 2020 thing.
 
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