Twitter 12/29/20 The merge is on. - ITS HAPPENING

[judge claude frollo]

then, I'm going to fuck every single FNAF character. I want Chica to bounce her fat ass on my face.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

The merge is on and it's taco Tuesday.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

This just in! In the Charlottesville news: A middle aged man was found in his home, unconscious, after trying to inhale the vapors of a burning 80's Personal Computer.
The man had also arranged many crystals and game cartridges around himself as well as a multitude of trading card game cards. Officers also found an old woman sleeping upstairs of the apartment.
We currently have no more information other than the man was apprehended after continuously shrieking something to the officer while waving his arms.

 

[Salubrious]

I was going to make a Third Impact joke, but several people beat me to it already.

I really don't follow CWC that much since he seems more mentally disabled than actual lolcow funny (DSP and Ethan Ralph are mentally disabled in a different way), so I'll just say good luck and see where this goes.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Does this mean he’s going to kill Barb?

Someone should warn Charlottesville GameStop locations to be on the safe side too.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Out of all the fandoms, why homestuck?

 

[Lame Entropy]

So bets on Chris offing himself tonight?

 

[CockPockets]

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

it's happening, oh fuuuck-

 

[L50LasPak]

I guess I'll do my best to help you guys out if I end up in charge of an army of robots or some shit.

 

[judge claude frollo]

I'm gonna merge with a lot of cartoon pussy

 

[Georshe Floydstein]

Wonder what he's going to do when nothing happens.


Okay yes I know, Shit himself and do nothing.

Chris is probably going to do what every false prophet does when the "judgement day" doesn't occur on the date they specified. He will go unactive on social media for a couple of days, and then come back saying that he found out about new evidence that shows that the merge will happen on ANOTHER date.

Either that, or he will commit suicide in hopes that death is the thing that will bring him closer towards his OCs and encourage his followers to do the same.

 

[Cubanodun]

Do we get the Majora Mask moon again? its boring to wait 4 years for it

 

[Lame Entropy]

I will try to make peace with the children's cartoon characters on our behalf as I nominate myself the least degenerate.

 

[Bec]

I wonder if deep down Chris knows the dimensional merge isnt real.

 

[L50LasPak]

What's actually supposed to happen today anyway that we can point to? Like is there a time limit on this thing or some shit?

 

[Neko GF]

Reality getting fucked and becoming an autistic mesh of consoomer trash and DeviantArt OC's sounds like a pretty 2020 thing.

 

[Trombonista]

Chloe and Blazebob are gonna die in the merge.

 

[Spergichu]

Thread theme

i guess this counts too.

I prefer this version.

 

[HumanHive]

NO CHRIS NO
THE LAST DIMENSIONAL MERGE NEARLY BROUGHT THE WORLD TO ITS KNEES