Dylan Hafertepen / Dylan Häs / noodlesandbeef / ekigyuu / beefdumplings / California Cow / dylanhasdesign - Gay BDSM Muscle-Bear with Ball Inflation Fetish Linked to 3 Deaths

Hamplanet Fitness said:
I've told all my friends about this guy. Every Seattle gay who matters knows what he did and shuns him for it. Still, it doesn't feel like enough. Rate me powerlevel but he needs to face more justice than he has.
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Throw him under the wheels of BLM? Seems easy enough, the crowd can do the rest. No blacks in his harem, right?
 
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ILovePudding said:
Do you have a mailing list or something?
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As someone who used to live there, it is NOT difficult for shit to spread across the LGBT scene up there. It's like a hive-mind. You realistically only have to tell like 5 people and the majority of the community will know by the end of the week. Plus there are " community organizers " (I guess you can call em) who are all reachable through Facebook.
 
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Fashy_Fausta said:
he has way too much bodyfat.
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You couldn't be more right about that. Dylan and the Dylanoids are sighted occasionally; they seem to have basically abandoned their pursuit of the muscle lifestyle (especially Rhode Island Red, who is a complete gainer blob now). A sad bunch. I guess with no social media to look glamorous for, and no gay bear events to attend there's no need for all that vanity any more, is there?
 
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SoRemote said:
You couldn't be more right about that. Dylan and the Dylanoids are sighted occasionally; they seem to have basically abandoned their pursuit of the muscle lifestyle (especially Rhode Island Red, who is a complete gainer blob now). A sad bunch. I guess with no social media to look glamorous for, and no gay bear events to attend there's no need for all that vanity any more, is there?
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Well, that's something at least. Dylan has been a goddamn Karma Houdini in regards to every shit thing he's done or caused to have done to the assorted damaged people who've come across his path, it's good to know that at the very least he's stopped loving himself quite so much as to keep up the effort to be some kind of alpha muscle-bear.

One can only hope now that the steroid and silicon abuse has fucked up his liver and kidneys something fierce and he grows one of those super-fast malignant cancers that eat up organs and lymph nodes at the speed of a turbocharged woodchipper.
 
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SoRemote said:
You couldn't be more right about that. Dylan and the Dylanoids are sighted occasionally; they seem to have basically abandoned their pursuit of the muscle lifestyle (especially Rhode Island Red, who is a complete gainer blob now). A sad bunch. I guess with no social media to look glamorous for, and no gay bear events to attend there's no need for all that vanity any more, is there?
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Even with the payout from Tank's death, it's not cheap to keep a coterie of slaves in steroids.

no gay bear events to attend

I'm surprised by this, since Dylan and his crew seen like the kind of gays who ignore the COVID safety protocols about wearing masks and going to clubs so they can party. At least the circuit club gays are avoiding the Dylan plague.
 
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Water-T said:
Even with the payout from Tank's death, it's not cheap to keep a coterie of slaves in steroids.

no gay bear events to attend

I'm surprised by this, since Dylan and his crew seen like the kind of gays who ignore the COVID safety protocols about wearing masks and going to clubs so they can party. At least the circuit club gays are avoiding the Dylan plague.
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That's not to mention, Seattle isn't a cheap place to live, it's not SanFran bad but it's pretty bad, add four bodies that need at least 5k in calories to maintain some level of physique, steroids, and any of them being out of work and what do you get?

A big fucking mess.
 
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Water-T said:
I'm surprised by this, since Dylan and his crew seen like the kind of gays who ignore the COVID safety protocols about wearing masks and going to clubs so they can party. At least the circuit club gays are avoiding the Dylan plague.
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The clubs and gyms have been closed in Seattle for months. Even if he wanted to ignore the safety protocols, he couldn't without traveling elsewhere.
 
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That's not to mention, Seattle isn't a cheap place to live, it's not SanFran bad but it's pretty bad, add four bodies that need at least 5k in calories to maintain some level of physique, steroids, and any of them being out of work and what do you get?

A big fucking mess.
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This is an even better punishment than jail. A bunch of egotistical roid queens, unable to stay buff (due to closed gyms) and no place to peacock (all the bars and clubs are closed!)? I bet that Tank's death payoff got tapped out before the Coof struck, and with none of them employed (AFAIK), they're all fighting over the last of the bull semen injections in a desperate bid to stave off their bodies from turning into Hefty bags full of melted fat.

Karma is a bitch :story:
 
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ILovePudding said:
The clubs and gyms have been closed in Seattle for months. Even if he wanted to ignore the safety protocols, he couldn't without traveling elsewhere.
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That's assuming they'd even want them, Dylan's face and his god awful posture is so unique he'd be spotted in a heartbeat, mask or no mask. Remember, he got kicked out of SanFran for being a massive whiny faggot and constantly stirring the shit pot more then anyone could tolerate, In SanFran, the gay capital.

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This is an even better punishment than jail. A bunch of egotistical roid queens, unable to stay buff (due to closed gyms) and no place to peacock (all the bars and clubs are closed!)? I bet that Tank's death payoff got tapped out before the Coof struck, and with none of them employed (AFAIK), they're all fighting over the last of the bull semen injections in a desperate bid to stave off their bodies from turning into Hefty bags full of melted fat.

Karma is a bitch :story:
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That's not to mention that HGH withdrawals is a circle of hell itself. They're already a massive shit sandwich of drama, so I can't imagine that adding drug withdrawals are making any of it better, lmao.
 
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Vandy said:
Not to mention the size of his ballsack.
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It depends. If it was injected with saline, then his body eventually reabsorbed it.

If they used silicone, then that shit stays there, unless it leaks - then it can cause an embolism like the one that killed Tank.

Good luck at any of those freaks getting any injections, now that their name is synonymous with "death by silicone balls"
 
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Water-T said:
It depends. If it was injected with saline, then his body eventually reabsorbed it.

If they used silicone, then that shit stays there, unless it leaks - then it can cause an embolism like the one that killed Tank.

Good luck at any of those freaks getting any injections, now that their name is synonymous with "death by silicone balls"
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That's the amusing part, too, as they grow older, their body is eventually going to break down that silicone, or blood vessels will break down and absorb it, and when it does, lord only knows what will happen. They could all just end up dying a slow, miserable death.

As the old saying goes: men think with heart, boys think with their penis.
 
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Pizdec said:
That's the amusing part, too, as they grow older, their body is eventually going to break down that silicone, or blood vessels will break down and absorb it, and when it does, lord only knows what will happen. They could all just end up dying a slow, miserable death.
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It's not like it's even contained. So it will just migrate until it hits something that kills you or makes you incredibly sick. That's what happens when silicone breast implants burst, and they're actually intended to be put in the body. So as much as it sucks that this guy got away with murder, he's going to live to get what he deserves, in all likelihood.
 
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AnOminous said:
It's not like it's even contained. So it will just migrate until it hits something that kills you or makes you incredibly sick. That's what happens when silicone breast implants burst, and they're actually intended to be put in the body. So as much as it sucks that this guy got away with murder, he's going to live to get what he deserves, in all likelihood.
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Huh. God’s funny.
 
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