Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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My favorite is how pro-mask COVID virtue signalers on my FB feed will occasionally take a break from posting doom about the virus to remind everyone that humans are overpopulated and having kids is bad.
Like if you actually believed either of those things, then the other wouldn't be bad - but no, somehow we gotta abolish death while also stopping overpopulation
Even if you don’t die from Corona, something else will kill you eventually. Due to advances in technology and safety measures along with it, humans in first world countries have been able to avoid death much more than in times past. If anything, we probably live in one of the safest time periods in human history. The fact that some have been so sanitized regarding death itself is alarming. Just due to the economic and mental stresses lockdowns have caused for some people, I wouldn’t be surprised if the suicide rate is higher than the Corona death rate.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if any negative rates were higher than the COVID-19 death rate.
Due to cars just existing, car fatalities are very common. Cancer is also a common way to die and that can be even less visible than Corona until it’s too late. Obesity is a killer too, but I have yet to see a politician ban junk food and fast food because of it. Corona being the big exception makes no sense. Also, the Corona death rate would probably be lower if obesity and diabetes were less common.
 
I just took an experimental coronavirus vaccine today. Easiest $150 I've made. Anyone curious as to how it went?

Did you check how they do the placebos? You can sometimes tell if you got a placebo or not, because the real vaccine would cause symptoms of immune reaction, but the saline placebo would not. In other cases, they give you something more convincing, like a different already approved vaccine.
 
Did you check how they do the placebos? You can sometimes tell if you got a placebo or not, because the real vaccine would cause symptoms of immune reaction, but the saline placebo would not. In other cases, they give you something more convincing, like a different already approved vaccine.
Driving home i got an intense headache and pain radiating from the injection site to my fingers. The placebo is plain saline.
 
Due to cars just existing, car fatalities are very common. Cancer is also a common way to die and that can be even less visible than Corona until it’s too late. Obesity is a killer too, but I have yet to see a politician ban junk food and fast food because of it. Corona being the big exception makes no sense. Also, the Corona death rate would probably be lower if obesity and diabetes were less common.
Oh they try and ban fast food/junk food or put taxes on it. This used to be a go-to example of "public health fascism" (and before then it was banning public smoking, which incidentally the tobacco industry backed campaigns calling out "health fascism").

But there's a key difference in banning/putting taxes on food that contributes to human misery including obesity, diabetes, and literal malnourishment and shutting down society in its near-entirety over a disease that kills/permanently harms less people than obesity related diseases do.

Ironically the coof is only so lethal in a population because of obesity related diseases (and old age, but the elderly are often overweight). Maybe we should treat the cause of the disease before treating the symptoms, which if we applied the Chinavirus solution would be to ban all unhealthy foods, close every fast food restaurant forever, and confiscate all the property and finances of those chains and companies that make junk food and use it for sketchy programs that will totally end obesity. Oh yeah, and mandatory PE classes for everyone and everyone is required to wear ankleweighhts and carry dumbbells with them at all times.

Okay that sounds kinda shit but it's still better than Fuhrer Fauci's Viralreich.
 
Oh they try and ban fast food/junk food or put taxes on it. This used to be a go-to example of "public health fascism" (and before then it was banning public smoking, which incidentally the tobacco industry backed campaigns calling out "health fascism").

But there's a key difference in banning/putting taxes on food that contributes to human misery including obesity, diabetes, and literal malnourishment and shutting down society in its near-entirety over a disease that kills/permanently harms less people than obesity related diseases do.

Ironically the coof is only so lethal in a population because of obesity related diseases (and old age, but the elderly are often overweight). Maybe we should treat the cause of the disease before treating the symptoms, which if we applied the Chinavirus solution would be to ban all unhealthy foods, close every fast food restaurant forever, and confiscate all the property and finances of those chains and companies that make junk food and use it for sketchy programs that will totally end obesity. Oh yeah, and mandatory PE classes for everyone and everyone is required to wear ankleweighhts and carry dumbbells with them at all times.

Okay that sounds kinda shit but it's still better than Fuhrer Fauci's Viralreich.
This is fatphobic and you are a bigot #healthyatallsizes I should be allowed to consume any and all unholy amounts of junkfood while binging Disney+ for my mental health; now wear your damn mask you skinny bitch so I won't have to fear blot clots from a respiratory illness
 
Clown world shit:

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Someone posts a reasonable want:

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And the usual autism ensues in the replies, as these people clearly have no idea how society functions:

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The vaccine registry shit is just bizarre to me and sets off endless warning sirens. You don't have to present your papers everywhere to show you've had the measles vaccine, and measles is a disease that is extremely dangerous for young children (like "major cause of infant mortality" dangerous), pregnant women (high risk of miscarriage or deformed children), the elderly, and people with AIDS.
If I recall, the concern about measles outbreaks in 2019 paled in comparison to this year's COVID panic. There was hardly any frenzy with measles last year even after measles-related deaths were reported in the media. At most, people checked their immunization records and got the missing measles shots if they felt they needed it.

Then again, the media did seem to go out of its way to emphasize that there was not a human vaccine for COVID so that we were all the mercy of some big bad scary disease that never lived up to the initial projections and hype. Unfortunate but typical for current year media.

I wonder if LA might be getting what NYC had earlier this year, given LA's numbers weren't that large proportionately at first. That seems to be the case in areas currently seeing a lot of cases--the virus never really established itself in those areas, no doubt because lockdown bullshit kept it from spreading as fast as it naturally would. Which isn't necessarily a good thing since dragging out economic damage and panic just makes things worse.
It's possible. The lockdowns being as mismanaged as they've been only seemed to delay the inevitable because nobody really thought about what to do when they were lifted either gradually or all at once.

In my area face mask litter is putting up a good fight against cigarette pack, water bottle, or McDonalds litter for trashy dominance. That is impressive considering the prevalence of the competition.
I've found used masks in front of my office at least twice now -- possibly from people getting off at the corner bus stop and haphazardly ripping them off their faces ☢️. Meanwhile, the usual litter seems to have largely dwindled, though I wish I'd have that instead of gross masks to pick up. :heart-empty:

You can only raise rent so much before you price yourself out of the market.
That's a good point, but the bottom line is that renters will have a hard time finding places moving forward because rents will increase some and landlords will collectively be gun-shy about leasing after the pandemic. I'm not sure how housing law works, but I imagine landlords will be more hesitant to lease if they're not allowed to ask prospective tenants if their previous rent-paying issues were no fault of their own (reduced/no hours due to COVID) or their own doing (had the money to pay but just didn't to game the system).

I have a feeling a lot of coronashit is going to be over in spring. Scumbag politicians are smug now but they're going to shit themselves when tax revenue is 75% lower than last year.
For those areas in denial about COVID's impact on their budget, they'll be in for a rude awakening when the next fiscal year starts -- 01-July-2021 for many. Some have seen the writing on the wall but expect the Federal money making machine to take care of their shortfalls. Others realize cuts may be necessary but have chosen to kick the can down the road because budget cuts are unpopular and they don't want their constituents too upset with them when they're up for reelection.

Also, it will be interesting to see what happens once Biden takes over has president. Some have speculated some of the inflated COVID numbers will disappear in an attempt to make it look like Biden's mere assumption of the presidency was all it took to help control COVID.

Whitmer: it has no effect on benefits.
People: You lying fucking bitch.
The TL;DR of this is that Governor Whitmer is not the bipartisan governor she said she'd be and instead uses her line item veto power to passive-aggressively swipe at the Republican controlled state house and senate when they don't give her what she wants or requests. It's little more than a partisan temper tantrum -- something that's been on national display with the various restrictions she's imposed in response to COVID.

From my accounting experience, I'm surprised she'd veto funds that would reduce the burden employers have to fund the portion of the state's unemployment system that covers administrative costs and cost common to all employers as a whole 🤷‍♂️. Even if paying no more than $90 per employee per year towards this seems small, it still adds up -- especially for small businesses.
 
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