Cultcow Marjan Šiklić / Marijan Ciklic / GovernmentsGetGirlfriends / ThatIncelBlogger / CAAMIB - Third Edition: Fear and Loathing of Vagina

[Golly]

"Why have you summoned us, you white devil?"

I don't think Holden's ready.

Spoiler

 

[drtoboggan]

what kind of pizza does he like ?

Rape Lover's

 

[Professor Iris]

what kind of pizza does he like ?

Sausage.

 

[Saint]

He's a true Christ who shoots a woman in the head

Saw this one in SlutHate. I think I beat dunsparce to this one.

 

[Red_Rager]

@Holden Hit alt-f4 to make your kiwi problem go away. If you get a warning about closing tabs just hit close tabs. To solve your problem for good, please edit the host file in C: \Windows\System32\Drivers\etc directory on your computer and add the following line
66.6.42.30 kiwifarms.net
Or take a sledgehammer to your computer

You can trust my advice, I'm a professional on the internet.

 

[HypeBeast]

I wonder how deep can Holden slav-squat?

 

[deductionotaku]

Ah, the third thread at last.

So Holden, how shall we dance this time around? Paso doble to poetry? Tango of turnabout? A samba for science debates? Address history as we do the hustle?

You just want to bump and grind to spam, don't you?

 

[ON 190]

Wait, wait, wait... this isn't a proper thread until...

And thy Lord Cop Dog has blessed this thread.

 

[chimpburgers]

For those who actually give a flying fuck for some reason or missed it, here are Holden's chatlogs from today.

Spoiler: Lots of tl;dr

Pt 1: P2: P3:

 

[Owlflaps]

Guys, we should trigger him and politely refer him to seek help.

@Holden, you need help. Go get a psychiatrist. Make sure it's a man so you won't be tempted to beg that person for sex.

 

[Saint]

Ah, the third thread at last.

So Holden, how shall we dance this time around? Paso doble to poetry? Tango of turnabout? A samba for science debates? Address history as we do the hustle?

You just want to bump and grind to spam, don't you?

You know him so well.

I saw we give him a chance to redeem himself. Lets pit him against other known cows and have them debate over which is better. We could even place bets.

 

[CWCissey]

 

[ON 190]

Guys, we should trigger him and politely refer him to seek help.

@Holden, you need help. Go get a psychiatrist. Make sure it's a man so you won't be tempted to beg that person for sex.

If only it was that easy. If only...

 

[DogshitTaco]

In the previous thread, holden not only admitted to fucking his mother, but his dog as well.

I'm going to fly to Croatia and rescue that poor pug sometime.

 

[Saint]

In the previous thread, holden not only admitted to fucking his mother, but his dog as well.

I'm going to fly to Croatia and rescue that poor pug sometime.

What about his mother? You going to rescue her too?

 

[CWCissey]

What about his mother? You going to rescue her too?

I hope in this situation that Holden is being a tremendous blowhard.

 

[Linako 2.0]

It's surprising and depressing that Holden has yet be self aware of the stupid actions.
He must be quarantined for future studies

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

I hope in this situation that Holden is being a tremendous blowhard.

I mean he does blow a like for he is a bottlenose dolphin.

Sort of required to survive.

 

[Lunete]

Hey @Holden, how's your girlfriend doing?


Oh, wait...

 

[LordAzazel]

Guys, we should trigger him and politely refer him to seek help.

@Holden, you need help. Go get a psychiatrist. Make sure it's a man so you won't be tempted to beg that person for sex.

So, yes, while I did ask my last shrink (who had many reactionary ideas like me, lest we wouldn’t get to this) after an year of therapy to cut off a head of a feminist of his choosing and ditched him when he refused, this is completely irrelevant and was just written here to justify the title of the post.

It tried. It was insane enough to make murder a requirement for the "privilege" of treating it.

@Holden, trying to get other people to commit heinous acts while not daring to do so yourself because of consequences is also a classic psychopathic trait, FYI.