Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[White Baby]

Ah, yes. That old chestnut.

I particularly like the verse 'One hand on the pussy, the other on the plow'

Work and pleasure in equal measure, as they say.

One hand on the what now?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Ah, yes. That old chestnut.

I particularly like the verse 'One hand on the pussy, the other on the plow'

Work and pleasure in equal measure, as they say.

I thought according to Zoe Quinn, you're supposed to have your hand right up there while you walk them around?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I thought according to Zoe Quinn, you're supposed to have your hand right up there while you walk them around?

Zoe Quinn murdered someone.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

Melinda, answer Chariot Of Mara's question: do you really believe posting nudes is illegal or were you just saying that? If you believe it, tell us why you think that.

I did some research. Apparently it's illegal to post nudes of myself.

Neither do you, you follow Christian Holy Books.

James was a Jew. So was John who wrote Revelation. The Book of Hebrews was written for Jews. The Gospels are Jewish books.

Ἐρρέθη δέ· Ὃς ἂν ἀπολύσῃ τὴν γυναῖκα αὐτοῦ, δότω αὐτῇ ἀποστάσιον. ἐγὼ δὲ λέγω ὑμῖν ὅτι πᾶς ὁ ἀπολύων τὴν γυναῖκα αὐτοῦ παρεκτὸς λόγου πορνείας ποιεῖ αὐτὴν μοιχευθῆναι, καὶ ὃς ἐὰν ἀπολελυμένην γαμήσῃ μοιχᾶται.

The interpretation seems clear regardless of your religion.

Well, it's like this: in order to be redeemed by another Israelite male, it has to be public.

Let's see if Marshall hands over my rights of redemption to another man.

Stay tuned as the story of Marshall and Melinda continues....

Just stop stalking me (to those of you who are!)

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Just stop stalking me (to those of you who are!)

Nobody's stalking you except Andrew, Melinda. Hell, I think even he's lost most of his interest by now.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

James was a Jew. So was John who wrote Revelation. The Book of Hebrews was written for Jews. The Gospels are Jewish books.

You keep thinking that Melinda but it's not true. According to real Jews, your Christian Books aren't a part of the Tanakh. You're goy a useless fuck up of a goy at that.

 

[White Baby]

Well, it's like this: in order to be redeemed by another Israelite male, it has to be public.

Let's see if Marshall hands over my rights of redemption to another man.

Stay tuned as the story of Marshall and Melinda continues....

I'm enthralled.

 

[Baby Yoda]

I did some research. Apparently it's illegal to post nudes of myself.

Let's see that "research". I dont believe you.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Let's see that "research". I dont believe you.

In theory you "could" get arrested for public indecent exposure depending on the State. Yes I would report Melinda, and if I could I would file for IIED.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I did some research. Apparently it's illegal to post nudes of myself.




James was a Jew. So was John who wrote Revelation. The Book of Hebrews was written for Jews. The Gospels are Jewish books.




Well, it's like this: in order to be redeemed by another Israelite male, it has to be public.

Let's see if Marshall hands over my rights of redemption to another man.

Stay tuned as the story of Marshall and Melinda continues....

Just stop stalking me (to those of you who are!)

Is it really stalking if you post every single waking moment of your life on a forum that's dedicated to laughing at you and your antics? I hope Marshall does that thing in movies where he holds your redemption at gunpoint.

So we shouldn’t be expecting you to start an OnlyFans career anytime soon? Andy Warski is going to be disappointed.

The Doomsday clock moves from 11:59 to 11:58.

 

[HarveySperg41]

I did some research. Apparently it's illegal to post nudes of myself.

So we shouldn’t be expecting you to start an OnlyFans career anytime soon? Andy Warski is going to be disappointed.

 

[Toasted kiwi Sammich]

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I thought according to Zoe Quinn, you're supposed to have your hand right up there while you walk them around?

Imma right out an say it. Zoe Quinn is a middling peice of ass and I'd deffo let her taste me. She'd probably even get it , too.

 

[Deadpool]

I did some research. Apparently it's illegal to post nudes of myself.

This is retarded and you're retarded for believing it.
Don't take that the wrong way. I'm glad you're not posting nudes. You're one of the last people I want to see naked. I have no desire to see nudes of a woman who's vagina is so distended it drags on the ground behind her. Have you ever stepped on it by accident, or tripped over it?

James was a Jew. So was John who wrote Revelation. The Book of Hebrews was written for Jews. The Gospels are Jewish books.

This is retarded and you're retarded for believing it.

Let's see if Marshall hands over my rights of redemption to another man.

There's no redemption for a worthless fuck pig like you. The closest you'll ever come to redemption is suicide.

Stay tuned as the story of Marshall and Melinda continues....

I hope he beats the living shit out of you at least one more time.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

I did some research. Apparently it's illegal to post nudes of myself.




James was a Jew. So was John who wrote Revelation. The Book of Hebrews was written for Jews. The Gospels are Jewish books.




Well, it's like this: in order to be redeemed by another Israelite male, it has to be public.

Let's see if Marshall hands over my rights of redemption to another man.

Stay tuned as the story of Marshall and Melinda continues....

Just stop stalking me (to those of you who are!)

Roundabout by Yes plays in the Background.

 

[White Baby]

This is retarded and you're retarded for believing it.

James, both John's brother and the other dude, was definitely Jewish. (Whether or not the Epistle of James, or Iakobos, was written by him is very fervently debated.) John (Yohanan ben Zavedi) was definitely Jewish. Some of the other Apostles are also Jewish, but Philip specifically is a little bit muddier considering he knows Greek awful well.

I am surprised at @TamarYaelBatYah mentioning the book of Hebrews considering that it has been thought to be a work of Paul, although theories abound that it's actually too good to be one of his letters. I'm curious to know if she believes it was written by a woman. Either way, Hebrews probably was written, well, for the Hebrews. It deals with the Torah versus the new laws that Yeshua set down. However, like most of the NT that Melinda pretends to accept, it contains further contradictions to her theory that Yeshua was only meant to teach Torah and offered nothing new.

13 By using the term, “new,” he has made the first covenant “old”; and something being made old, something in the process of aging, is on its way to vanishing altogether.

11 But when the Messiah appeared as cohen gadol of the good things that are happening already, then, through the greater and more perfect Tent which is not man-made (that is, it is not of this created world), 12 he entered the Holiest Place once and for all.

And he entered not by means of the blood of goats and calves, but by means of his own blood, thus setting people free forever. 13 For if sprinkling ceremonially unclean persons with the blood of goats and bulls and the ashes of a heifer restores their outward purity; 14 then how much more the blood of the Messiah, who, through the eternal Spirit, offered himself to God as a sacrifice without blemish, will purify our conscience from works that lead to death, so that we can serve the living God!

15 It is because of this death that he is mediator of a new covenant [or will].[a] Because a death has occurred which sets people free from the transgressions committed under the first covenant, those who have been called may receive the promised eternal inheritance. 16 For where there is a will, there must necessarily be produced evidence of its maker’s death, 17 since a will goes into effect only upon death; it never has force while its maker is still alive.

If your eyes kind of glazed over all of those then just read this last one:

5 This is why, on coming into the world, he says,

“It has not been your will
to have an animal sacrifice and a meal offering;
rather, you have prepared for me a body.
6 No, you have not been pleased
with burnt offerings and sin offerings.
7 Then I said, ‘Look!
In the scroll of the book
it is written about me.
I have come to do your will.’”[a]
8 In saying first, “You neither willed nor were pleased with animal sacrifices, meal offerings, burnt offerings and sin offerings,” things which are offered in accordance with the Torah; 9 and then, “Look, I have come to do your will”; he takes away the first system in order to set up the second. 10 It is in connection with this will that we have been separated for God and made holy, once and for all, through the offering of Yeshua the Messiah’s body.

There's also some stuff in 13 about adultery and being nice. The point is that just because the books are authored by Jews (setting aside the question of Paul because the man sets Melinda's schizophrenia aflame) they are not meant solely for Jews, aside from Hebrews, which is a letter to some Jews telling them that Yeshua is cohen and the original purpose of the Torah has been fulfilled with His coming.

tl;dr melinda stupid

 

[DarkAlien]

Stay tuned as the story of Marshall and Melinda continues....

Just stop stalking me (to those of you who are!)

"Stay tuned... Stop stalking me!"
Get your shit together you idiot.

 

[Kosher Salt]

If they’re not of you? Still why are they illegal. Are they underage? Revenge porn of Marshall stored on your phone? Enquiring minds need to know.

Indeed, I am curious why she has illegal porn. Is she blackmailing Marshall? Is she whoring out her kids?

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

Indeed, I am curious why she has illegal porn. Is she blackmailing Marshall? Is she whoring out her kids?

Marshall is fat, short, and ugly, but maybe if I imagine he looks like a fat Mutahar enough I can keep half a chub.
Can't say the same about Melinda, though.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Marshall is fat, short, and ugly, but maybe if I imagine he looks like a fat Mutahar enough I can keep half a chub.
Can't say the same about Melinda, though.

Do you mean Mutahar from the youtube channel Some Ordinary Gamers? If so:

@TamarYaelBatYah What did you feed your piglets for dinner last night since you got evicted and had to sleep in your 2000 GMC SUV?

 

[Burmese Rice Farmer]

@TamarYaelBatYah What did you feed your piglets for dinner last night since you got evicted and had to sleep in your 2000 GMC SUV?

I'm guessing slices of SPAM sautéed with breastmilk and topped with copious amounts of unchopped cilantro