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How the fuck does this fat ass even have sex in the first place?! He would be out of breath in a second and having a heart attack
Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.
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AmazingEagle
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He's basically Eric Cartman at this point.
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I mean, even The Gunt released a sex tape five months ago, so anything is possible now.
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Nikocado Avocado being a massive faggot on a 'Murica Mobile with a *dainty* lil' mask is 2020's true middle finger on the way out and this is the proofs. Also, he has to still be in Florida. Not enough disgusted grimaces at this sight to be elsewhere.
Hellbound Hellhound
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I'm fairly sure that's the point. It's pretty clear over this last few years that his weight gain has been quite deliberate, and that he very clearly thrives off of the constant cycle of negative attention it generates.
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Nico's speed gaining is impressive. The fucking breakneck speed he has done irreversible damage to his body his mind blowing. The early scooter maneuver? Brilliant. The only calories he expends now is for crying. I can't even hate the fucker, it's such a spectacle I remain in a constant state of awe.
Imagine what he'll look like in a year's time.
Imagine what he'll look like in a year's time.
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He's morphing into the giant mutated thing from Akira. He fucking sounds like a literal pig when he gets fucked.
I pity the poor coroner who has to do his autopsy but I also pray nik ends up eating some food that fatally poisons him.
Genuinely do not understand how this faggot has fans or cash
I pity the poor coroner who has to do his autopsy but I also pray nik ends up eating some food that fatally poisons him.
Genuinely do not understand how this faggot has fans or cash
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I don't know who this guy is, but this image is a life changer, it has made me reflect on Life, Universe and Everything.
Humanity has spent tens of thousand of years of strife and adaptation to lead to this; this is what Humanity has to show for itself.
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Well, one way or another he's not gonna live forever. Might as well have to slice open that sack of lard when he's at 350 lbs rather than when he croaks from a heart attack at 600 lbs or more.
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His comment section is even more cancerous than his videos. I imagine the average commenter is like one point above being a retard and Nik's rants about hating stupid people and children in his comment section are always entertaining.
Anyway, 10/10 intro, if he did something like this every other video I'd be madly entertained instead of being disgusted 99% of the times
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He should legitimately break up with Orlin and then make the following choices: He should ditch the minimalist shirt/shorts he always wears which only accentuate his blubber and go full pimp: Finger rings, fur coat, cane, shades. He should call all of his fans his hoes. He should eat dark web imported seal and puffer fish instead of noodles for the 1000th time. His onlyfans should have had fan-submitted videos only; his following is so large and people are so desperate for attention that at least a few would have done it.
If he had any creativity at all he could own whatever this is, but no... Reeing at Walmart to the clichéd Dance of the Sugar Plum fairy it is.
If he had any creativity at all he could own whatever this is, but no... Reeing at Walmart to the clichéd Dance of the Sugar Plum fairy it is.
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Hell, if he indulged on scooting around everywhere (even outside of the supermarkets and into fast food drive-thru's) instead of doing mukbangs all the time, he'd be vastly more entertaining.
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I saw a nikocado avocado blowjob onlyfans video on carsons discord server, my eyes still burn!
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Well, that intro video was entertaining. The throwing shade and mocking of ALR would be really funny if he wasn't also clinically obese.
Also, as someone not from the US, it blows my mind that you guys have these scooters available in store.
If you can get to the store unaided, I don't think you really need a scooter. We have fat people who use scooters, but they bring their own usually in a taxi.
Also, as someone not from the US, it blows my mind that you guys have these scooters available in store.
If you can get to the store unaided, I don't think you really need a scooter. We have fat people who use scooters, but they bring their own usually in a taxi.
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hateful entity
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Did you, in those seven months you've been on the farms, not realize that we don't stick our hands in shit? Or are you really that fucking proud of this wonderful accomplishment of yours that you felt the need to post this even though it breaks the rule of not involving yourself with the lolcows?
In any way I hope that you get it in your stupid brain that WE DON'T TOUCH THE COWS YOU RETARDED NIGGER