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I doubt there is an industrial strength pressure washer with enough power to clean away the stench of cat shit and used tampons.
Gross Brittany Venti / Brittany Dier - Stinky.
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Even then, expecting her to prevent herself from getting to that point again would be a nightmare. You can disinfect every corner of the place, but by a week it'll be back to the same dirty shit-hole it was before.
t. someone who's dated fucking slobs for girlfriends.
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brittany venti is a tulpa born of people jacking off to old ps2 models
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Saying that someone isn't comically ugly doesn't make you a coomer. And there's no reason why women would be better critics of Venti.
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Oh dude I don't have a chance, I'm not the Supreme chad she wants.
Plus i already have someone who you know, actually cares about me.
And cleans up after themselves
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Are you trying to make me like her?
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Yes for the love of God move this thread to BP. If it doesn't get moved we'll be on page 200 and the SIMPS will still be arguing if she's a 7 or 6 or if her wide set eyes offset her huge tits in a hypothetical situation where a kiwi would find himself in bed with her. Hint: it ain't the eyes you'll want to worry about, it's the bed linens and the skidmarks you just hope are from the cats.
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I agree, if the thread gets moved to the lolcow salon/beauty parlor, the simps in this thread will start crying about how harshly their goblina waifu is being treated.
That’s precisely why this thread belongs in the lolcow salon instead of here.
That’s precisely why this thread belongs in the lolcow salon instead of here.
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do you think that brittany is a size queen
the test being that you flop your dick out over her face vertically and if she can actually see it, you're big enough
the test being that you flop your dick out over her face vertically and if she can actually see it, you're big enough
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Time stamped, this has to be the most insecure statement I think I've ever heard. For added context this was preceded by quite a long semi-femcel laden talk about having previous abuse in relationships, her looking at too much cheating being revealed on Tik Tok, etc.
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You know, I thought her videos on the whole onlyfans and general whoring out were weirdly insightful ... for her that is.
I was hoping that her enhanced stereoscopic vision had enabled her to have some foresight or something.
Obviously it only took her like two months or something to reeing about men looking at vtubers and other women rather than herself.
I should have seen it coming, but I am not blessed with such a superior field of vision.
I was hoping that her enhanced stereoscopic vision had enabled her to have some foresight or something.
Obviously it only took her like two months or something to reeing about men looking at vtubers and other women rather than herself.
I should have seen it coming, but I am not blessed with such a superior field of vision.
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This is largely prompted by conversations where her ugliness is being discussed. What moving this thread to BP does is make it so that said conversation is being carried on by people who are 50% likely to be uglier than her, 40% likely to be as ugly as her, and 10% likely to be a man. Anybody who says she doesn't look like the spawn of Satan will be threadbanned on sight for being a SIMP.
This is all perfectly fine, mind you.
I think I've actually grown to be less and less comfortable with women talking about their sexuality like this-- it's like they try to act like men do (or they think men do) on this topic but it just comes off really... off.
Maybe I just think the word "pussy" in reference to a vagina is almost entirely put on when said. Ugh.
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The more stereoscopic it gets the -less- foresight you have. She nearly has hindsight though.
Bear with me and hold your upchuck reflex. Imagine you're there doggystyle. Then without turning her head she looks at you with both eyes, one side each.
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the irony being that if she was an alien it would be cool/hot
but that shes supposed to be human makes it weird
surprised everyone jumped to sloth and not chameleon since she literally changes colors to suit whatever tide or fad is behind her
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This, ladies and gentleman, is all the proof you need as to why Venti would be a horrible girlfriend even if she was clean and smelled good.
Self-Esteem issues are what ultimately hurts a woman from being attractive to any man. Men do not like egotistical bitches, and this quote is the other side of the coin. Part of being in a relationship is having trust for that person. If the guy is with you, and likes being with you, and always tells you that while showering you with compliments, that should be enough to convince you that he's not going anywhere. To prevent a man from adverting his gaze from you to something/someone else is just fucking impossible. I've been in plenty of relationships where the girl I was with gushed for some actor on tv/films but I knew it was just a crush and knew that the woman I was with loved me very much. Even if it was with another guy at the mall, so fucking what? You can look but don't touch... everyone knows that fucking rule. If it went further than that, THEN you'd have every right to go "wtf?!"
Now that she has openly admitted this, it completely spells out the kind of character she is (as if her past actions didn't already do that). It would be a fucking nightmare to be in a relationship with her because you'd have to be fucking paranoid wondering what exactly is her limit, because heaven forbid you see 5 seconds of an attractive woman on a tv commercial, thats it, you're done... you'd NEVER hear the end of it. She would be that controlling bitch that would always get her way and then throw the pity party when shit doesn't go the way she wants it because "woe is me, my life sucks, how could you say/do that to me" etc when half of the issues are ones SHE created on her own. She can forget about wanting to land a chad because a chad would straight-up tell her to go fuck herself. All she's going to land are soyboy faggots that will act like fucking slaves to her because "fucking nice, I landed a woman with tig-ol-bitties that is giving me attention!!"
Bottom Line: Venti is a horrible woman and person in general. No guy should touch her even with a 50ft pole unless she fucking get's her act together and changes her ways.
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I've only heard of that level of insecurity when it comes to pregnant women, not random goblinas. It's, uh, weird.
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It's not as uncommon as one might think. There's women that easily pass as high as a 7 or 8 that have insecurity issues, and it mostly stems from shitty past relationships. Over time they will have had one or more cases of bad luck when it comes to relationships with men and will use THAT as their barrier/wall against other men rather than just chalk it up as a loss and move on. For some reason bad relationships have a bigger impact on a woman than good ones, and will even go so far as to use it as a crutch for pity points. The relationship could have been bad to where the guy she was with said things like "I'm the only guy you will ever be with because no one will ever love you because you're a piece of shit" or some asinine line and the crazy part is that these women will actually believe him.
Other factors could be that the woman in question just never got any attention growing up like the other girls did in school, whether it's because the way she dressed or how she acted but subconsciously wasn't aware of the reason, so she just assumes she's not "date-able". Taking it a step further, maybe the other girls in school mocked and be-raided her and rather than growing up and realizing school was school and nothing like the real world, that stigma of "not being like the other girls" left an impression on her that she will never be good enough. We all know how much women can be gigantic cunts to one another.
Either way, when they finally DO meet a surprisingly decent guy that wants to be a part of their life, rather than think "holy shit, I lucked out!", all kinda of warning bells and whistles and sirens go off in their head, because now all of a sudden it goes from "a guy came up to me and wants to know me better" to "he TOTALLY has an ulterior motive, he can't really be THIS genuine". Which brings us back to Venti. In her mind, a guy having his eyeballs glued to her is the TRUE test of devotion, and unfortunately, most girls have the same thought process as her.
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When the 4chan guy she was dating was doing his tell all about them breaking up some of the stuff I took with a grain of salt cause they had a bitter breakup and he is going to lie and stretch the truth a bit. But one thing he said that I knew had some truth about it is when he said Brittany would freak out if he left without her or didnt answer her calls (something to that effect)Time stamped, this has to be the most insecure statement I think I've ever heard. For added context this was preceded by quite a long semi-femcel laden talk about having previous abuse in relationships, her looking at too much cheating being revealed on Tik Tok, etc.
her saying that proves it she is very insecure and she has a very fairy tail view on what relationships are
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I think her problem partially is do to what she does. She streams to make money off simps. She knows what she does to her simps and might assume her guy is thinking that about who he jacks off too. She can't see guys as anything other than a sexual relationship, so when her guy, who may really like her, is jacking off to something else, all she can see is that's all a relationship is - sex - so when her guy is turning to someone else for that, there's nothing.