SlutHate II: Hatred Edition - Now Known as "RedPillTalk"

ThonisSH said:
I was doing judo first but it was a sport for sissies. I moved to muay thai. Won a few matches and then got my ass beat up completely. Went and had an unofficial match with the guy again and i lost a tooth and had half of the other one chipped off.

Went to the hospital and got a nerve removed from my tooth as it was sticking out.

After that i quit.
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We're at the cry like a bitch stage. The cycle is immutable
 
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ThonisSH said:
Went to the hospital and got a nerve removed from my tooth as it was sticking out.
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That's pretty much on-par with a wisdom tooth removal. Not saying it doesn't suck, but I've had two wisdom teeth extracted. You kind of expect stuff like that if you're fighting without mouthguards and those cushy not-quite-helmets.
 
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ThonisSH said:
I was doing judo first but it was a sport for sissies. I moved to muay thai. Won a few matches and then got my ass beat up completely. Went and had an unofficial match with the guy again and i lost a tooth and had half of the other one chipped off.

Went to the hospital and got a nerve removed from my tooth as it was sticking out.

After that i quit.
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So not only are you an awkward, lanky acne covered mess, you're also bad at martial arts?

It keeps getting better and better.
ThonisSH said:
It's 1 am here. Take care autists.
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Weren't you going to bed or something? Mommy may get mad if you don't get off that computer already.
 
ThonisSH said:
I was very strong as a child and i was the best in my class at being able to hang on a pole with having my chin above it.
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Is child molestation normal in your filthy country?
ThonisSH said:
I almost beat a school record at that and a few other endurance/strenght tests.
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Your entire country is pathetic then because you "almost" did 50 push ups once almost 50 push ups is the minimum number required by even the weakest and least competitive branches of our armed services require for entrance. I doubt your failure to win at fights adds much in your favor. Also your apparent failure to wear protective gear is pretty funny.

Really what do you think would happen?

You're in worse shape than this kid no shit
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Are you fucking diseased or something? I'm literally not even that weak after waking up from a bender.
nad7155 said:
Doing 14 pull ups is actually pretty decent.
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Yeah that's actually pretty impressive but I'm pretty sure he's like 100 lbs anyhow.
 
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To make things clear my record on doing pushups is around 70. But that was 4 years ago when i was training. My pull-ups record was 24.

I will never reach that again. Nor do i care about reaching it.

I can legaly obtain a gun soon without signing up for some shitty range and waiting months. I just have to volunteer for some crap a few times and as a member of an airsoft club whose sponsor is MORIS(look up moris slovenia) . I will have a much easier and cheaper way of obtaining a gun license.

I am getting a rifle which uses the same rounds as AK-47.

Sadly getting a shotgun is much harder as i would have to be a part of some hunting club.

But i will be armed soon with a rifle and a 9 mm pistol. Soon i will be alpha in my country where barely anyone has a gun.
 
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Frank Rizzo said:
Ooooooh, anyone else getting an "edgy boner" right now?
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Not edgy but cool. I will post pictures online when it happens but i am too poor to go through with it. If i get a job it can be done very soon. If not in early september or late august

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You said only half an hour ago that it was 1:00 AM your time.

You have a job interview at 4 AM?
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6:30 am but i have to wake up early and drive quite far.+ this road is blocked and i will get lost. I must wake up at 5:30 am

Aaaaah i am nervous. I don't want to go. I don't even want to work. No surgery will save me and i will have enough money for escorts drugs and a gun to kill myself soon anyways.

I can't sleep :/

Here i will make a bet. If i get a job i will quit shitposting on kiwifarms. I won't get a job so i will stay on here until i die.
 
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ThonisSH said:
To make things clear my record on doing pushups is around 70. But that was 4 years ago when i was training. My pull-ups record was 24.

I will never reach that again. Nor do i care about reaching it.

I can legaly obtain a gun soon without signing up for some shitty range and waiting months. I just have to volunteer for some crap a few times and as a member of an airsoft club whose sponsor is MORIS(look up moris slovenia) . I will have a much easier and cheaper way of obtaining a gun license.

I am getting a rifle which uses the same rounds as AK-47.

Sadly getting a shotgun is much harder as i would have to be a part of some hunting club.

But i will be armed soon with a rifle and a 9 mm pistol. Soon i will be alpha in my country where barely anyone has a gun.
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I am seriously considering reporting you to interpol at this point. No kidding. If anyone wants to save me the trouble then knock yourselves out. Even if you shoot up a bunch of people nobody would think you're a badass.

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After all that we're still fucking laughing

I'M KOREAN

SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER

FUCKING U.S.A
 
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ThonisSH said:
Aaaaah i am nervous. I don't want to go. I don't even want to work. No surgery will save me and i will have enough money for escorts drugs and a gun to kill myself soon anyways.

I can't sleep :/
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Seriously, just get some help. I hope the job interview works out for you, but I have an unfortunate feeling that you're screwing yourself over right now.

Now go the fuck to sleep.
 
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ThonisSH said:
Here i will make a bet. If i get a job i will quit shitposting on kiwifarms. I won't get a job so i will stay on here until i die.
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There's nothing to bet on. If you get a job (which you won't, but you might lie about) you still won't be able to stop posting here, and if you don't get a callback we keep getting entertainment from you.

Edit: Also, if you were genuinely getting an assault rifle, you wouldn't say "the same rounds as an AK-47," you would tell us what gun you were getting. 7.62x39mm rounds aren't terribly common in guns these days.
 
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ThonisSH said:
Aaaaah i am nervous. I don't want to go. I don't even want to work. No surgery will save me and i will have enough money for escorts drugs and a gun to kill myself soon anyways.

I can't sleep :/
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You within the last hour threatened to murder forum members here, threatened to massacre people in your country, and now you're looking for sympathy?

Geez, I wish I'd read this thread earlier. Thonis is one hell of a rollercoaster.
 
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