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Chris is celebrating SCOTUS's liberation of his lesbanism.

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Gazelle_Bro said:
Chris is blue.
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Yes Chris, you like blue. Specially when it's used to color fictional characters' arms.
Also, let's comment on how that test result doesn't describe Chris at all (just like probably none of the possible results does).

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FACT: People with blue and green eyes are more than certain to have north-european ancestry. Everything else is not a fact, it's just bullshit.
 
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Mick92 said:
FACT: People with blue and green eyes are more than certain to have north-european ancestry. Everything else is not a fact, it's just bullshit.
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People with two eyes such infinitesimally different colors that nobody would notice it without it being pointed out are more likely to be completely autistic and to be arrested for macing game store employees.
 
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AnOminous said:
People with two eyes such infinitesimally different colors that nobody would notice it without it being pointed out are more likely to be completely autistic and to be arrested for macing game store employees.
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Oh, pretty sure the copypasta he posted was for people with blue OR green eyes. But he's sho very spechul that he has both, so it must be totally talking about him!
 
F. Hausdorff said:
My sides are orbiting Neptune. His sexual identity is such a massive part of his current persona and he can't figure out when something is advocating or demonising his lifestyle.
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Actually Chris is smarter than all of us, because he's flipping the script and supporting a progressive, pro-gay Christianity. Seriously, though, of course he's too stupid to understand the political context, but he's not being inconsistent here by supporting the exact words of this post.

This is beyond parody. I've probably said this a dozen times, but this is one of the most amazingly clueless things Chris has ever written.
 

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My favorite part is that while the joke says that a man will just look at his thumb, you know that Chris, right then and there, pulled up his skirt, pulled down his panties, untucked his penis, and stretched it out to measure it against his thumb. So while he defensively writes that he read through the whole text, which is what the ladies do, he actually went beyond the joke's premise in demonstrating that he's a man. Then he posted the results of his study for all the world to see.

And of course, he's too stupid to realize that when he writes, "my thumb is too long," the world is laughing at him because they can easily flip it to mean, "My dick is too short."

It's just too perfect. No one trolls Chris like Chris.
 
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asperhes said:
My favorite part is that while the joke says that a man will just look at his thumb, you know that Chris, right then and there, pulled up his skirt, pulled down his panties, untucked his penis, and stretched it out to measure it against his thumb. So while he defensively writes that he read through the whole text, which is what the ladies do, he actually went beyond the joke's premise in demonstrating that he's a man. Then he posted the results of his study for all the world to see.

And of course, he's too stupid to realize that when he writes, "my thumb is too long," the world is laughing at him because they can easily flip it to mean, "My dick is too short."

It's just too perfect. No one trolls Chris like Chris.
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It's like how some people claiming to be disabled exposes themselves unwittingly:
Now we have a psychological proof in our hands that not only Chris's claims of being a real woman in a male body are complete bullshit, he also thinks exactly like a neanderthal man.

...if there are people still doubting at this point.
 
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SnergenFlergen said:
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Someone (or someween) calls Chris out on one of his many thousand likes of the day.
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Why do people even bother?! All these discussions trying figure CWC out, trying to help him, calling him out etc. It's fairly obvious that nobody will ever understand him because he doesn't even understand himself, and perhaps (or certainly) never will.
Life is way too complicated for him. There was a chance to help him but it was a small time window while growing up, now he's beyond help. Everything can be summarised that he's just dumb, amazingly naive & completely hopeless/helpless. I'm not saying this to be insulting to him but it is what it is. No need trying to sugarcoat it.

//also, why are you calling him a ween? He calmly and reasonably explained to Chris that he contradicts himself without ridiculing him or directly calling him out. It reads very diplomatic in my opinion. Like I mentioned above it's completely useless and a waste of time but that Karl guy had no bad ulterior motives. It seems that the word lost all its meaning like 'troll' or 'meme' due to constant misuse.
 
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