Cultcow Marjan Šiklić / Marijan Ciklic / GovernmentsGetGirlfriends / ThatIncelBlogger / CAAMIB - Third Edition: Fear and Loathing of Vagina

[Piga Dgrifm]

I relate to Holden. I too have a fetish for shit-posting.

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

This is a lot more funny than Holden's usual edgy posts. It's almost like he finally became aware that everyone here doesn't agree with his shit and finds him to be nothing more than a joke. And now he's desperately trying to shitpost his way out of these forums, but he just keeps digging himself deeper than ever.
I'd find this to be almost sad if it wasn't Holden.

 

[blackie toy]

Aww yeah, a new @Holden thread.

Do you still fantasize about raping your mom?

 

[Taily Puff]

This is flippin' beautiful.

Holden didn't ragequit. He didn't change a single opinion. He didn't try to see from someone elses's perspective. He didn't even beg for a ban.

Holden actually broke. But not in any way resembling a human reaction. He broke like a malfunctioning appliance. Like an off balance washing machine banging holes in the drywall.

I don't know what this emotion I'm feeling is called, but I thoroughly enjoy it.

 

[Toasty]

I have to stay out of the sluthate and tumblr boards, because they sometimes rattle my faith in humanity. But then i come over here, and you guys are still handing @Holden his ass over and over. Often using his own words. You guys are awesome. @Holden, please get help. There was no " awskening". You are delusional.

 

[Red_Rager]

This is flippin' beautiful.

Holden didn't ragequit. He didn't change a single opinion. He didn't try to see from someone elses's perspective. He didn't even beg for a ban.

Holden actually broke. But not in any way resembling a human reaction. He broke like a malfunctioning appliance. Like an off balance washing machine banging holes in the drywall.

I don't know what this emotion I'm feeling is called, but I thoroughly enjoy it.

I think the word you are looking for is shadenfreude. Happiness at the misfortune of others

 

[MathPuppy]

I hate to sound like a newbie or some shit like that but where is the best place to learn about the history of Holden besides reading the entire backlogs? He sounds like a good read.

 

[Saint]

I hate to sound like a newbie or some shit like that but where is the best place to learn about the history of Holden besides reading the entire backlogs? He sounds like a good read.

You will pick up a lot just reading the more recent stuff. He is basically a broken record and will repeat everything he has already said sooner or later.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I hate to sound like a newbie or some shit like that but where is the best place to learn about the history of Holden besides reading the entire backlogs? He sounds like a good read.

The wiki article will be updated soon by @NobleGreyHorse, so maybe pick up once the deed is done?

What's funny is that Marijan believes that Horse will completely re-do his wiki and delete all of the "lies"... So much so that he figured that he'd link his lolcow article to his blog. He backtracked once enough people gave him doubt, but we'll see.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

I hate to sound like a newbie or some shit like that but where is the best place to learn about the history of Holden besides reading the entire backlogs? He sounds like a good read.

To be honest, there's not as much notable stuff about him as you may think, what with him having over 2,000 pages here. I'm sure you probably know the basics, rape-obsessed loveshy-incel crusader who wants to have sex with his mom.

The Lolcow wiki article on him is the best if you want to see non-biased information on every little conceivable question you may have. It's rather easy to pick up on his activities now with only a brief glimpse over it the Lolcow page... And I'm surprised I'm even bringing this one up, but even the ED article is okay if you're looking for something more brief and exaggerated. ED's not exactly known for honesty, but I believe the information in his article is correct, if rather outdated. Holden is a character who you don't have to exaggerate and make up crap to fill out a page for him, his insanity will give you enough rantings on its own.

If you have any particular information you'd like to see that isn't found in the Lolcow wiki page, a good idea is to just utilize the forum's search function for Holden's posts, and put in related keywords. With over 10,000 messages from him, you'll almost certainly find something relevant to your question.

Happy Holdening.

 

[chimpburgers]

I hate to sound like a newbie or some shit like that but where is the best place to learn about the history of Holden besides reading the entire backlogs? He sounds like a good read.

Easy. Read any 5 pages of the past Holden threads and you'll get a good idea of what his schtick is. It doesn't even matter much if you randomly go to the 800th page and start there or the 400th. @Positron wrote a great recap of what he's about here.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/marijan-Šiklić-thatincelblogger-2-the-revenge.7420/#post-515990

 

[Rammspieler]

Serbiaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

*Ahem* Sorry @Holden. Just had to do it for old times sake. I really miss those fights you used to pick with that Serbian guy on L-S.com as well as your epic call out thread to Carlito in The Thunderdome, calling him a fat Russian.

 

[MathPuppy]

Thank y'all for the help! Got some reading to do now...

 

[Jaimas]

@Holden needs a place to protect his crown from up and comers like Shaner. Plus, he said that he doesn't want a thread.

Congratulations @Holden, you're a Kiwi Legend.

EDIT - Since the thread's getting a lot of attention since Holden's shitposting all over the board:

His second thread capped out last night. He PMed @Alan Pardew begging for a third one not to be made

Spoiler: Big picture

Third one was made. He's now in chimpout mode or strategically shitposting to get banned. One or the other.

What's amazing is that Holden has had some legitimately fucking funny posts lately. His one in the Vade thread may be - and I'm not even exaggerating - one of the funniest fucking things I've read in days simply because of what he said and who said it.

I like to think that on some level, our boy Holden is learning.

 

[4Macie]

I hate to sound like a newbie or some shit like that but where is the best place to learn about the history of Holden besides reading the entire backlogs? He sounds like a good read.

There is a kiwi wiki for him (that he's not happy about). I don't have the link though. Maybe that should be put in the OP of the 3rd thread.

Long story short though:

Spoiler

1) Holden thinks all "westernized modern women" are sluts, public property, public urinals, who love to be raped, shit on, and face stomped into the ground.
2) He claims he's incel, which is short for involuntarily celibate.
3) to be Incel, one must not have a relationship or sex within 6 months.
4) Holden claims there are no relationships to be found in the west; that they don't exist because women are whores who put non-rapists in jail for trying to support their families.
5) He's on welfare but says that women should not be on welfare because it allows them to be sluts who don't need husbands
6) He's legit scared of truckers and has this weird hate for Guatemalans
7) Didn't have sex until he was 20 or 21, lasted literally less than 20 seconds (his own words)
Blackmailed a young girl to have sex with him (or else he'd continuously call her parents' house) ; says it's not rape or blackmail because he bought her chocolate
9) Doxed a girl, posted her pictures on the internet, and then said he'd take them down if she had sex with him
10) Posted a girl's name and picture on a blog and then threatened to murder/suicide her; interpol was called
11) beat up his parents because they are murderous people who didn't trick his virginity out of him with a hooker
12) says his parents are the reason he never got a girl in high school; because he was loveshy and they should have found him a girl from one of their friends' daughters
13) at one point, he thought the government should pay women to date men; or just give men wives.
14) He begged, yes begged, his mother for sex THREE TIMES; yet says if she had said yes, he wouldn't have done it
15) says men cannot be raped by women because sex is something women have and men want. If a woman offers sex to a man he HAS to take it; it would be like being mad for someone forcing you to take their money
16) claims feminism has ruined the world
17) claims to have a dog that loves him, refuses to prove it
1 claims to have had sex with a schizophrenic chick who is mentally unsound too
19) claims that 16 days after #18 happened, the woman was pregnant with his child; despite people telling him it would be impossible or him to know
20) believes the age of consent should be 12 because he "knows biology"
21) had a weird crush on a few members here, myself included; he would spam us all the time and only answer questions from these certain people (for a while anyway)
22) He cried when a girl called him on the phone and threw said phone under the bed
23) He cried when a girl hugged him
24) Claims to have had sex, multiple times, with a lesbian friend of his
25) Refuses to masturbate because he wants to keep his weapon (aka his dick) sharp and ready for "the hunt" (aka: sex)

This is just 1-25, I could literally go to like 50 with no problem.

Edit: OH and a freebee 26: He got arrested for streaking near a government building because he wanted the people to know about Incel-hood and wanted the government to give him girlfriends.

Oh, and 27, he has a blog... it's pretty weird. https://caamib.wordpress.com/2012/12/
the link is to a special day in holden's blog; but the whole thing is weird...

 

[Positron]

How noble is he who breaks a woman's spine

You see, he brings nothing new to the table.
Ban him already.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

You see, he brings nothing new to the table.
Ban him already.

Might as well. He just told me he's not coming back.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

There is a kiwi wiki for him (that he's not happy about). I don't have the link though. Maybe that should be put in the OP of the 3rd thread.

Long story short though:

Spoiler

1) Holden thinks all "westernized modern women" are sluts, public property, public urinals, who love to be raped, shit on, and face stomped into the ground.
2) He claims he's incel, which is short for involuntarily celibate.
3) to be Incel, one must not have a relationship or sex within 6 months.
4) Holden claims there are no relationships to be found in the west; that they don't exist because women are whores who put non-rapists in jail for trying to support their families.
5) He's on welfare but says that women should not be on welfare because it allows them to be sluts who don't need husbands
6) He's legit scared of truckers and has this weird hate for Guatemalans
7) Didn't have sex until he was 20 or 21, lasted literally less than 20 seconds (his own words)
Blackmailed a young girl to have sex with him (or else he'd continuously call her parents' house) ; says it's not rape or blackmail because he bought her chocolate
9) Doxed a girl, posted her pictures on the internet, and then said he'd take them down if she had sex with him
10) Posted a girl's name and picture on a blog and then threatened to murder/suicide her; interpol was called
11) beat up his parents because they are murderous people who didn't trick his virginity out of him with a hooker
12) says his parents are the reason he never got a girl in high school; because he was loveshy and they should have found him a girl from one of their friends' daughters
13) at one point, he thought the government should pay women to date men; or just give men wives.
14) He begged, yes begged, his mother for sex THREE TIMES; yet says if she had said yes, he wouldn't have done it
15) says men cannot be raped by women because sex is something women have and men want. If a woman offers sex to a man he HAS to take it; it would be like being mad for someone forcing you to take their money
16) claims feminism has ruined the world
17) claims to have a dog that loves him, refuses to prove it
1 claims to have had sex with a schizophrenic chick who is mentally unsound too
19) claims that 16 days after #18 happened, the woman was pregnant with his child; despite people telling him it would be impossible or him to know
20) believes the age of consent should be 12 because he "knows biology"
21) had a weird crush on a few members here, myself included; he would spam us all the time and only answer questions from these certain people (for a while anyway)
22) He cried when a girl called him on the phone and threw said phone under the bed
23) He cried when a girl hugged him
24) Claims to have had sex, multiple times, with a lesbian friend of his
25) Refuses to masturbate because he wants to keep his weapon (aka his dick) sharp and ready for "the hunt" (aka: sex)

This is just 1-25, I could literally go to like 50 with no problem.

Edit: OH and a freebee 26: He got arrested for streaking near a government building because he wanted the people to know about Incel-hood and wanted the government to give him girlfriends.

Oh, and 27, he has a blog... it's pretty weird. https://caamib.wordpress.com/2012/12/
the link is to a special day in holden's blog; but the whole thing is weird...

I never realized that for choosing to not date and focus on school that I am an incel
I thought the in meant involuntary

 

[HickoryDickory]

There is a kiwi wiki for him (that he's not happy about). I don't have the link though. Maybe that should be put in the OP of the 3rd thread.

Long story short though:

Spoiler

1) Holden thinks all "westernized modern women" are sluts, public property, public urinals, who love to be raped, shit on, and face stomped into the ground.
2) He claims he's incel, which is short for involuntarily celibate.
3) to be Incel, one must not have a relationship or sex within 6 months.
4) Holden claims there are no relationships to be found in the west; that they don't exist because women are whores who put non-rapists in jail for trying to support their families.
5) He's on welfare but says that women should not be on welfare because it allows them to be sluts who don't need husbands
6) He's legit scared of truckers and has this weird hate for Guatemalans
7) Didn't have sex until he was 20 or 21, lasted literally less than 20 seconds (his own words)
Blackmailed a young girl to have sex with him (or else he'd continuously call her parents' house) ; says it's not rape or blackmail because he bought her chocolate
9) Doxed a girl, posted her pictures on the internet, and then said he'd take them down if she had sex with him
10) Posted a girl's name and picture on a blog and then threatened to murder/suicide her; interpol was called
11) beat up his parents because they are murderous people who didn't trick his virginity out of him with a hooker
12) says his parents are the reason he never got a girl in high school; because he was loveshy and they should have found him a girl from one of their friends' daughters
13) at one point, he thought the government should pay women to date men; or just give men wives.
14) He begged, yes begged, his mother for sex THREE TIMES; yet says if she had said yes, he wouldn't have done it
15) says men cannot be raped by women because sex is something women have and men want. If a woman offers sex to a man he HAS to take it; it would be like being mad for someone forcing you to take their money
16) claims feminism has ruined the world
17) claims to have a dog that loves him, refuses to prove it
1 claims to have had sex with a schizophrenic chick who is mentally unsound too
19) claims that 16 days after #18 happened, the woman was pregnant with his child; despite people telling him it would be impossible or him to know
20) believes the age of consent should be 12 because he "knows biology"
21) had a weird crush on a few members here, myself included; he would spam us all the time and only answer questions from these certain people (for a while anyway)
22) He cried when a girl called him on the phone and threw said phone under the bed
23) He cried when a girl hugged him
24) Claims to have had sex, multiple times, with a lesbian friend of his
25) Refuses to masturbate because he wants to keep his weapon (aka his dick) sharp and ready for "the hunt" (aka: sex)

This is just 1-25, I could literally go to like 50 with no problem.

Edit: OH and a freebee 26: He got arrested for streaking near a government building because he wanted the people to know about Incel-hood and wanted the government to give him girlfriends.

Oh, and 27, he has a blog... it's pretty weird. https://caamib.wordpress.com/2012/12/
the link is to a special day in holden's blog; but the whole thing is weird...

You forgot the drum, Macie! He was protesting nude while banging a drum! That kills me... (Does someone still have a link to the article?)

With number 6, he has defined truckers to mean "omega males" or "seducers". Guatemalans is just latched onto for people who aren't white, because he's a racist. (Unless it can get him pussy. Also, #15 -- He admitted he would have sex with a Slaton Sister, but he would be afraid of getting crushed)

And #19 -- He finally admitted that he wasn't the father of the miracle baby in the last 10-20 pages in thread 2. I had to do a little dance for that one. It got rid of one of his nonsensical "talking points/distractions".

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Oh, and 27, he has a blog... it's pretty weird. https://caamib.wordpress.com/2012/12/

His blog is way more professional than I thought it would look. It still has quite bad writing

So, yes, while I did ask my last shrink (who had many reactionary ideas like me, lest we wouldn’t get to this) after an year of therapy to cut off a head of a feminist of his choosing and ditched him when he refused, this is completely irrelevant and was just written here to justify the title of the post.

It still is crazy though