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Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
- Thread starter Spunt
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KF made Lowtax beat all those women!
Back me up!
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Ha ha even now Lowtax is creeping on a girl. Sorry Rich, you'r a nobody now, not even the 40 year old cat ladies of SA will touch your dick now!
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KF made Lowtax’s toes sweaty from all the stress we gave him.
You just know Lowtax has hit on any girl about half his age in the hopes of being the mother of his fourth child. Even if a curvy goonette overlooks his criminal past, Lowtax is in bad financial shape. The type of goonette who will be with him is not going to deal with a broke nigga. This is another reason why Lowtax was retarded for selling the site.
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23 is a little below Richard's strike zone, but probably time to start working on them so when she's 26 and feeling desperate, he can be there to peep them feets
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- Jul 27, 2016
Is there like a “best of TCC” somewhere? Shit was wild when people were ordering sketchy Chinese chemicals and taking them. I haven’t had an SA account in years.
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He must really be desperate, he doesn't normally go after ladies with any sort of stable support system.
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TFW the only ladies you'll be able to hook from now on are desperate 30-40-something single mothers and meth whores.
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I believe your thinking of "DA JOOSE" aka a russian benzo amazing drug that makes you black out, and you wake up a week later wondering why your family wont talk to you.
Also I think the joose name came from a GBS thread where a dude complained his brother or someone would masturbate at the PC and turn and scream "DA JOOSE IS LOOSE" and jizz on the floor.
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yeah this was it. Jesus fucking christ. The screen caps in this are insane.
Hybrid Icing
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He's gone total boomer now, posting screenshots in which he himself gets owned
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KF hacked all those government websites and uploaded false police documents and court records about Lowtax to own him.
He failed at beating up another man so now he takes out his anger on the only thing he actually can beat, a woman.
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Lowtax, a man torn between being a tard facebook posting boomer and a tranny communist.
The only thing keeping him in limbo? $70 cookies and pictures of feet.
Humble Shitpost Merchant
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I'm glad we were able to successfully prank Lowtax into hitting women. 
It's kind of amazing that Chris Poole was able to bow out gracefully from 4chan and get a respectable job while Lowtax had to be driven out of his decaying web 1.0 dinosaur. Eric Baumann was able to cash out while his site was still worth millions. Tom Fulp still owns Newgrounds and Drew Curtis still owns Fark, both of which pull in more traffic than SA. Notch is a billionaire and Lowtax loathes knowing that.
I wonder why he's not as well off as all of his contemporaries? It must be because of a vast conspiracy of people who copy-paste the stuff he and his friends put online verbatim. He'd probably be fine if he hadn't attempted to capitalize on his wife taking the kid and going to a DV shelter for attention and sympathy. The goon death cult wouldn't know, and wouldn't want to know, and so long as there was a thin veneer of plausible deniability he'd have gotten away with everything and still made over 7k a month on Patreon for fuck all.
All we did was repost the shit he put online himself and then laugh at him. When this thread first opened it was in 2013 and consisted only of seven posts joking about how Lowtax probably wasn't a lolcow. When Lowtax regged here in 2016, he was welcomed warmly and Rich even mentioned that he liked being on Kiwifarms.
Things changed very quickly in 2017, and Rich was the only one who made that happen.
It's kind of amazing that Chris Poole was able to bow out gracefully from 4chan and get a respectable job while Lowtax had to be driven out of his decaying web 1.0 dinosaur. Eric Baumann was able to cash out while his site was still worth millions. Tom Fulp still owns Newgrounds and Drew Curtis still owns Fark, both of which pull in more traffic than SA. Notch is a billionaire and Lowtax loathes knowing that.
I wonder why he's not as well off as all of his contemporaries? It must be because of a vast conspiracy of people who copy-paste the stuff he and his friends put online verbatim. He'd probably be fine if he hadn't attempted to capitalize on his wife taking the kid and going to a DV shelter for attention and sympathy. The goon death cult wouldn't know, and wouldn't want to know, and so long as there was a thin veneer of plausible deniability he'd have gotten away with everything and still made over 7k a month on Patreon for fuck all.
All we did was repost the shit he put online himself and then laugh at him. When this thread first opened it was in 2013 and consisted only of seven posts joking about how Lowtax probably wasn't a lolcow. When Lowtax regged here in 2016, he was welcomed warmly and Rich even mentioned that he liked being on Kiwifarms.
Things changed very quickly in 2017, and Rich was the only one who made that happen.
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If he'd just settled that shit instead of enlisting his cunt of a mom to try to have her deported, he'd still be sitting on top of his fat Patreon for doing nothing. In fact, there's a giant list of shit he could have not done and avoided all this. He had to do literally every one of these mind bogglingly stupid things in combination to get from where he was to where he is now.
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- Dec 31, 2018
Lowtax could have avoided all this by paying a hooker to give him a footjob instead of leaving his wife and child behind for a month to play house with a 20 something bipolar woman.
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Lowtax could have avoided all of this by not opening Something Awful and living a productive life outside of the internet.
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And to think, all he had to do was to have the balls to commit against the grain of troons he so clearly hates and he would now be considered just a regular druggie in charge of a dying website instead of a man who lost everything simply because he didn't have the spine to stand up for himself in face of a mob he could have clearly destroyed with simply using the ban button of his admin account.I'm glad we were able to successfully prank Lowtax into hitting women.
It's kind of amazing that Chris Poole was able to bow out gracefully from 4chan and get a respectable job while Lowtax had to be driven out of his decaying web 1.0 dinosaur. Eric Baumann was able to cash out while his site was still worth millions. Tom Fulp still owns Newgrounds and Drew Curtis still owns Fark, both of which pull in more traffic than SA. Notch is a billionaire and Lowtax loathes knowing that.
I wonder why he's not as well off as all of his contemporaries? It must be because of a vast conspiracy of people who copy-paste the stuff he and his friends put online verbatim. He'd probably be fine if he hadn't attempted to capitalize on his wife taking the kid and going to a DV shelter for attention and sympathy. The goon death cult wouldn't know, and wouldn't want to know, and so long as there was a thin veneer of plausible deniability he'd have gotten away with everything and still made over 7k a month on Patreon for fuck all.
All we did was repost the shit he put online himself and then laugh at him. When this thread first opened it was in 2013 and consisted only of seven posts joking about how Lowtax probably wasn't a lolcow. When Lowtax regged here in 2016, he was welcomed warmly and Rich even mentioned that he liked being on Kiwifarms.
Things changed very quickly in 2017, and Rich was the only one who made that happen.