Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

God, he won't stop with this insult comic shit. Hopefully, he gives it up soon. School is supposed to start on Monday. I wouldn't be surprised if Lucas has forgot all about it since he has his new career.

 

[VoidFace]

1) I'm pretty sure he's called people faggots before
2) calling gay men bitches is not what I'd do if I wanted to market a service to them and is something that a lot of them would consider homophobic

Oh absolutely. He has called people queer, faggots, etc on a regular basis. But he’s an idiot who thinks he’s just an edgy comic.

 

[IceQueen]

1) I'm pretty sure he's called people faggots before
2) calling gay men bitches is not what I'd do if I wanted to market a service to them and is something that a lot of them would consider homophobic

“Pretty sure”? He uses that word ALL the time and has said many times he won’t stop until he’s handed a zoomer bae.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

People, please.

It's pronounced "feggit".

 

[WonderWino]

Believe it or not, Lucas's situation isn't uncommon among homeless people. The only thing that makes Lucas unique is his online presence and the notoriety from the Starbucks incident. Go to any homeless shelter and you'll find at least five different variations of Lucas Werner. Most people wind up homeless due to mental illness that causes them issues performing basic human functions. Sure you'll get the extreme "bag lady" stereotypes, but most homeless people look relatively normal. Lucas looks normal and sounds normal, but its obvious he can't function on his own as an adult.

This isn't him being lazy, he just has issues and obsessions that severely impact his judgement and lead him into hilarious or terrifying situations. If he was capable of existing on his own he wouldn't have gotten thrown out of his fart box. Look at the things he writes and says, if you look at him as a robot running on a script it becomes more clear how fucked up he really is.

Lucas doesn't look normal in the slightest. He has psycho mannerisms and crazy eyes, a bizarre posture, a bizarre walk and does weird things with his arms when he walks. He also doesn't sound normal. He can barely string a sentence together without saying something that makes him sound off. Its not just what he says its the way he says it. Everything about lucas screams something is serious wrong with him, even if you've never met him before and know nothing of his history

There is a reason people avoid him like the plague and always have

Coming from the guy who thinks a bae should be yeeted to him

.....not to mention the guy who rants about how bernie should be in power but couldn't be bothered to vote for him

Don’t mind me, just posting something to annoy Lucas next time he comes through

I propose that lucas should forever be appointed the title Wernfuhrer SS der Wernabteilung

 

[boner_alert]

Cant believe we're already only about a month and a half away from the 1 year anniversary of Lucas losing the fartbox.View attachment 1823422
I just love how unaware he was of the extent of how hard he was about to fuck his life up by posting this. You can almost see the immediate regret in his eyes over doing this but thats probably actually just self pity over the fact he isnt getting laid

Amazing how a year of homelessness doesnt really faze him at all and i think he even said something when he was in LA how he thinks he only got kicked out of the fart box a couple weeks before then IIRC. Not sure if his sense of time is fucked up or if he was referring to being kicked out of somewhere else

I was used to hearing about this, with the farthest details being that he used to write notes of this "deal" to slip under his neighbors doors. I had no idea.. I guess actually even expected that no one would be stupid enough to make a public post about this demented (also, illegal) heinous shit pile of an idea

Not only did he do that, he includes a closeup of his sore covered potato head and refers to it as "some poonaner for my silence." How the fuck does he keep managing to be even worse than the lowest of expectations

 

[Iseecovidpeople]

Since there are not new photos of the Wern’s growing cashapp nest egg are we to assume the worlds best “insult comic” is no longer being hired?

 

[mothman96]

I was used to hearing about this, with the farthest details being that he used to write notes of this "deal" to slip under his neighbors doors. I had no idea.. I guess actually even expected that no one would be stupid enough to make a public post about this demented (also, illegal) heinous shit pile of an idea

Not only did he do that, he includes a closeup of his sore covered potato head and refers to it as "some poonaner for my silence." How the fuck does he keep managing to be even worse than the lowest of expectations

2 public posts. Here is the other one.

 

[Mother Fucker]

Since there are not new photos of the Wern’s growing cashapp nest egg are we to assume the worlds best “insult comic” is no longer being hired?

I guess some of the people that payed him for his half ass "insult comic" attempts weren't actually trolls but I think a few of them were, they shoulda requested a cashapp refund afterward with "It's not in the cards" for the reason

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

God, he won't stop with this insult comic shit. Hopefully, he gives it up soon. School is supposed to start on Monday. I wouldn't be surprised if Lucas has forgot all about it since he has his new career.

I hope so. And he'll be getting his SSI and other gibs soon, so hopefully that lowers his drive since it's the first time he won't be penniless for a whole month.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

.....not to mention the guy who rants about how bernie should be in power but couldn't be bothered to vote for him

Obviously, it's somebody else's job to go to the polls and fill out the paperwork for him because Lucas is just too busy to do it himself

 

[AnOminous]

Exactly. This thing about campus security being aware and keeping an eye on the Freak is lacking. An active approach is also needed to warn all the women the Predator Lucas Werner is on campus.

Ever wonder how Seung-Hui Cho was allowed to happen? This level of incompetence and apathy from campuses is normal. Why would they cut into their profit margin from grifting guaranteed student loans by actually giving a fuck about security?

 

[Krathnami]

I was used to hearing about this, with the farthest details being that he used to write notes of this "deal" to slip under his neighbors doors. I had no idea.. I guess actually even expected that no one would be stupid enough to make a public post about this demented (also, illegal) heinous shit pile of an idea

Not only did he do that, he includes a closeup of his sore covered potato head and refers to it as "some poonaner for my silence." How the fuck does he keep managing to be even worse than the lowest of expectations

Also, no one who is getting laid calls it ‘poonaner’

 

[PrincessKidana]

Lucas’ political beliefs are a result of running memes about politicians and absolutely no other information through his Swiss cheese brain.

His latest posts with Karl Marx, I believe, were the result of someone commenting about Marxism on his Instagram the other day. They recommended some reading to him and told him to look into Marxism. Then the next day he started including Karl Marx in his posts.

Lucas has no original thoughts. He is easily manipulated as is evidenced by his willingness to jump on a plane for what he believed to be a woman willing to fuck him and give him a job (with zero work experience with the exception of fast food twenty years ago).

This new saga in the Werner Chronicles is bound to errupt into some meltdown of epic proportions once people stop stroking his ego for their own amusement and stop giving him money for his "work". I'm just sitting back and relaxing until that happens.

 

[ClownBrew]

He just looks sleep deprived to me.

which is yet one more proof that ole Fucko ain't even remotely bipolar...because if he were, sleep deprivation would have turned him at least as manic as ten thousand Charlie Sheens by now

 

[Mother Fucker]

That is some intense droopage

 

[Krathnami]

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That is some intense droopage

Every little girl’s dream

 

[WonderWino]

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That is some intense droopage

That looks like some kind of horrifying parasitic worm is crawling around under his skin

 

[VoidFace]

Lucas has no original thoughts. He is easily manipulated as is evidenced by his willingness to jump on a plane for what he believed to be a woman willing to fuck him and give him a job (with zero work experience with the exception of fast food twenty years ago)

This is true. I have regularly used words I’m sure he doesn’t know only to see him (mis)using them 20 minutes later.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

I also remember him saying in one video that he preferred the homeless shelter to the apartment, because sitting alone in the apartment all day "felt like suicide".

I feel like the way he sees time is all messed up because he did say before that he thought it was only a couple weeks ago he got kicked from his housing when it was nearly a year. I'm thinking when he doesn't have to worry about his immediate survival he'll just shut his brain off and time just flys by for him and that was what he meant by "felt like suicide" because he knows he would have just sat there and done nothing forever given the chance

God, he won't stop with this insult comic shit. Hopefully, he gives it up soon. School is supposed to start on Monday. I wouldn't be surprised if Lucas has forgot all about it since he has his new career.

I hope he remembers and actually does show up and they do one of those awkward introduce yourself to the class things and he puts on a good show for the rest of the class before getting himself kicked out in the first couple weeks top

Clownbrew:

which is yet one more proof that ole Fucko ain't even remotely bipolar...because if he were, sleep deprivation would have turned him at least as manic as ten thousand Charlie Sheens by now

Its hard to tell if he is bipolar or not but there really doesnt seem to be much of a shift in his mood at all. Maybe the fact that he doesn't give a shit about being homeless has to do with bipolar though, have a friend with type 2 and they were homeless in the winter and they were also completely uneffected by it