Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Cant believe we're already only about a month and a half away from the 1 year anniversary of Lucas losing the fartbox.

I just love how unaware he was of the extent of how hard he was about to fuck his life up by posting this. You can almost see the immediate regret in his eyes over doing this but thats probably actually just self pity over the fact he isnt getting laid

Amazing how a year of homelessness doesnt really faze him at all and i think he even said something when he was in LA how he thinks he only got kicked out of the fart box a couple weeks before then IIRC. Not sure if his sense of time is fucked up or if he was referring to being kicked out of somewhere else

 

[BowlOfDick]

Cant believe we're already only about a month and a half away from the 1 year anniversary of Lucas losing the fartbox.View attachment 1823422
I just love how unaware he was of the extent of how hard he was about to fuck his life up by posting this

You know, I still wonder where his board games are.

I had imagined them wrinkling and turning to pulp, left by a dumpster in a Spokane alleyway... until someone claimed they were put into storage.

I doubt the city of Spokane has room to store the hoarded paraphernalia of its homeless population for more than a year, so maybe my fantasy will come true and we will see Meeple from a $80 board game strewn over the sidewalk, the colors of the beautiful and timeless box design running as it marinades in the snow.

 

[mothman96]

You know, I still wonder where his board games are.

I had imagined them wrinkling and turning to pulp, left by a dumpster in a Spokane alleyway... until someone claimed they were put into storage.

I doubt the city of Spokane has room to store the hoarded paraphernalia of its homeless population for more than a year, so maybe my fantasy will come true and we will see Meeple from a $80 board game strewn over the sidewalk, the colors of the beautiful and timeless box design running as it marinades in the snow.

I'd say he left the board games and other belongings in the apt room at Pioneer Pathway House when he got kicked out. He likely thinks Pioneer Pathway boxed up and is storing all his stuff until such time he gets another apt. and goes to collect all the stuff.

 

[RatRoyalty]

At some point he mentioned that they were in storage, but I don't think he elaborated on that. I used to work with the homeless, its not uncommon for homeless people to pay for self-storage or go in with others on a unit. Its possible his payee pays for storage with his money, since it technically goes with his housing, and I'm sure its not much more than a few boxes. Most homeless people I've interacted with either had their own storage unit or had access to one.

Either he lost those board games forever when he got tossed out of Pioneer or they're relatively safe in storage. I don't see him going through the trouble of collecting them from Pioneer if he didn't have some idea of what to do with them.

 

[mothman96]

At some point he mentioned that they were in storage, but I don't think he elaborated on that. I used to work with the homeless, its not uncommon for homeless people to pay for self-storage or go in with others on a unit. Its possible his payee pays for storage with his money, since it technically goes with his housing, and I'm sure its not much more than a few boxes. Most homeless people I've interacted with either had their own storage unit or had access to one.

Either he lost those board games forever when he got tossed out of Pioneer or they're relatively safe in storage. I don't see him going through the trouble of collecting them from Pioneer if he didn't have some idea of what to do with them.

Those are other homeless, and this is Lucas. He expects others to do the work for him. He's not going to make the effort to look for a self-storage, box up his stuff and take it to storage.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Cant believe we're already only about a month and a half away from the 1 year anniversary of Lucas losing the fartbox.View attachment 1823422
I just love how unaware he was of the extent of how hard he was about to fuck his life up by posting this.

Amazing how a year of homelessness doesnt really faze him at all and i think he even said something when he was in LA how he thinks he only got kicked out of the fart box a couple weeks before then IIRC. Not sure if his sense of time is fucked up or if he was referring to being kicked out of somewhere else

Look at that smug ass look on his face in Dumpsterfire‘s post and the quote above it. To think within days he will be homeless and that smug look wiped off his face.

For anyone that might have some modicum of sympathy for Lucas, just look at this picture and how arrogantly self righteous he can be with no reason or justification and remember all of his misfortunes he creates for himself.

 

[RatRoyalty]

Those are other homeless, and this is Lucas. He expects others to do the work for him. He's not going to make the effort to look for a self-storage, box up his stuff and take it to storage.

Believe it or not, Lucas's situation isn't uncommon among homeless people. The only thing that makes Lucas unique is his online presence and the notoriety from the Starbucks incident. Go to any homeless shelter and you'll find at least five different variations of Lucas Werner. Most people wind up homeless due to mental illness that causes them issues performing basic human functions. Sure you'll get the extreme "bag lady" stereotypes, but most homeless people look relatively normal. Lucas looks normal and sounds normal, but its obvious he can't function on his own as an adult.

This isn't him being lazy, he just has issues and obsessions that severely impact his judgement and lead him into hilarious or terrifying situations. If he was capable of existing on his own he wouldn't have gotten thrown out of his fart box. Look at the things he writes and says, if you look at him as a robot running on a script it becomes more clear how fucked up he really is.

 

[mothman96]

Believe it or not, Lucas's situation isn't uncommon among homeless people. The only thing that makes Lucas unique is his online presence and the notoriety from the Starbucks incident. Go to any homeless shelter and you'll find at least five different variations of Lucas Werner. Most people wind up homeless due to mental illness that causes them issues performing basic human functions. Sure you'll get the extreme "bag lady" stereotypes, but most homeless people look relatively normal. Lucas looks normal and sounds normal, but its obvious he can't function on his own as an adult.

This isn't him being lazy, he just has issues and obsessions that severely impact his judgement and lead him into hilarious or terrifying situations. If he was capable of existing on his own he wouldn't have gotten thrown out of his fart box. Look at the things he writes and says, if you look at him as a robot running on a script it becomes more clear how fucked up he really is.

Sounds normal? Are we talking about the same Lucas. Lucas does not act/sound normal. He's a flaming Pedophillic Predator who makes a "name" for himself everywhere he goes.

 

[RatRoyalty]

Sounds normal? Are we talking about the same Lucas. Lucas does not act/sound normal. He's a flaming Pedophillic Predator who makes a "name" for himself everywhere he goes.

I'm referring to the people who say he can turn on "normality" when it suits his needs and who think he could hold a regular job but simply chooses not to.

 

[Da Dude123]

Those are other homeless, and this is Lucas. He expects others to do the work for him. He's not going to make the effort to look for a self-storage, box up his stuff and take it to storage.

I feel like if Lucas had a storage facility, he would have mentioned it at one time or another. It would be a very smart thing for him to have and they really are not very expensive to rent. I just don't see him taking the initiative to do something like that. Unless one of his wranglers really was proactive in pushing him to do that, I doubt he has one.

The only time he mentioned it was when someone asked him on Instagram what happened to the board games and he gave a very short answer. The way he answered it, makes me think he left them behind and that the whereabouts of the meeples are unknown. They are most likely in the landfill.

Lucas would probably just assume that Pioneer would be required to store his belongings because he is disabled and they kicked him out. Of course, he would be wrong.

The whole board game collecting was weird. He bought all these expensive games but stated he only wanted to play them with Gen Z women.

Not sure why he thought obscure board games were popular with Gen Z women. I am sure there are some women in that age range who enjoy board games, but probably not a ton. If he would have actually played them with others, it would have been a healthy pro social hobby. There is nothing wrong with enjoying board games. But he never played them because he scoffed at the idea of playing them with men or anyone that wasn't a hot Gen Z woman.

 

[BowlOfDick]

I feel like if Lucas had a storage facility, he would have mentioned it at one time or another. It would be a very smart thing for him to have and they really are not very expensive to rent. I just don't see him taking the initiative to do something like that. Unless one of his wranglers really was proactive in pushing him to do that, I doubt he has one.

The only time he mentioned it was when someone asked him on Instagram what happened to the board games and he gave a very short answer. The way he answered it, makes me think he left them behind and that the whereabouts of the meeples are unknown. They are most likely in the landfill.

Lucas would probably just assume that Pioneer would be required to store his belongings because he is disabled and they kicked him out. Of course, he would be wrong.

The whole board game collecting was weird. He bought all these expensive games but stated he only wanted to play them with Gen Z women.

Not sure why he thought obscure board games were popular with Gen Z women. I am sure there are some women in that age range who enjoy board games, but probably not a ton. If he would have actually played them with others, it would have been a healthy pro social hobby. There is nothing wrong with enjoying board games. But he never played them because he scoffed at the idea of playing them with men or anyone that wasn't a hot Gen Z woman.

The poor Meeple

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Believe it or not, Lucas's situation isn't uncommon among homeless people. The only thing that makes Lucas unique is his online presence and the notoriety from the Starbucks incident. Go to any homeless shelter and you'll find at least five different variations of Lucas Werner. Most people wind up homeless due to mental illness that causes them issues performing basic human functions. Sure you'll get the extreme "bag lady" stereotypes, but most homeless people look relatively normal. Lucas looks normal and sounds normal, but its obvious he can't function on his own as an adult.

This isn't him being lazy, he just has issues and obsessions that severely impact his judgement and lead him into hilarious or terrifying situations. If he was capable of existing on his own he wouldn't have gotten thrown out of his fart box. Look at the things he writes and says, if you look at him as a robot running on a script it becomes more clear how fucked up he really is.

Lucas may have similarities to some homeless people, but his path getting there is very unusual. Lucas has been in the mental health system for decades, and received multiple cheap housing options from both his family and the government. There are many, many people waiting for years desperately wanting any chance at housing, even in poor dangerous areas. Lucas has quite easily been given housing in decent, very white areas that I know people would do anything to live in. And Lucas just pisses them away without a care.

I do agree that Lucas probably can't last at a job for long, and does need help. If anyone does a Google search of Lucas Werner, they'll know to dispose of him immediately. Lucas has also uniquely dug himself in a massive grave that I don't know if anyone could recover from.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Look at that smug ass look on his face in Dumpsterfire‘s post and the quote above it. To think within days he will be homeless and that smug look wiped off his face.

For anyone that might have some modicum of sympathy for Lucas, just look at this picture and how arrogantly self righteous he can be with no reason or justification and remember all of his misfortunes he creates for himself.

The look on his face along with the caption really is just peak Lucas. Hard to imagine someones life going even farther downhill than camping a staircase trying to charge a pussy toll but to Lucas those were the good old days. The cards haven't been kind to him since

 

[neutral grandpa]

so hes really tripled down on his retarded communist views since new years judging from his Instagram posts. reminder that people who share bernie sanders world view share uncomfortable similarities to Lucas and should probably rethink things

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

reminder that people who share bernie sanders world view share uncomfortable similarities to Lucas and should probably rethink things

Eh.. I don't think most progressives are paedos.

 

[neutral grandpa]

Eh.. I don't think most progressives are paedos.

Im just talking about Lucas' political views here, which he wont shut up about. Plus posting pro communist memes about karl marx is several steps beyond being merely "progressive"

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Im just talking about Lucas' political views here, which he wont shut up about. Plus posting pro communist memes about karl marx is several steps beyond being merely "progressive"

I know, but I'm friends with some people who are the British version of Bernie supporters and I wouldn't say they're similar to Lucas in any way.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Lucas’ political beliefs are a result of running memes about politicians and absolutely no other information through his Swiss cheese brain.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Lucas’ political beliefs are a result of running memes about politicians and absolutely no other information through his Swiss cheese brain.

yeah, he's an absolute moron and has no beliefs other than "yeet me free shit and queefy baes"

 

[Fatal Walter]

As predicted, that didn't take too long. Funny how people sent him money for free and possibly saved his life, even at the risk of kiwi farms mocking them, and he feels like he was used. Explain that one to me, Lucas.