Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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Is this fat fuck actually trying to insinuate he pays rent?
So he spent whatever money he grifted before for the iPad, on the Acer Chromebook or whatever it is instead? And now he's going to start from $0 to get the iPad money again? I hope whoever gave him the original iPad money sees that and gets pissed enough to screech at him (but I know they won't). What was the point in the Acer? I assume it was just the first immediately available piece of shiny plastic he could find whilst jonesing.
There's also the louman shield $375
 
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"crying and shaking", I thought it was a well known meme at this point. Well, guess Lou is too, sorta, so it'd fit.

Also, I went ahead and archived everything of note he posted today, just took no screenshots for all that has already been mentioned here.





Smh, archive your stuff, guys. It hurts my autism to see you posting without backup 😔

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Again with the black and white. If it's gatekeeping it has to be bad

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No one would hate you for that, Lou. When it'll fail it'll be fun to watch you seethe and should it actually succeed, against all odds, we can still laugh at everyone dumb or wholesomely naive enough to donate towards your technology addiction
 
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Transphobic dead mom is still looking for a mini fridge to store Lou's insulin:
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The balls on this guy to ask if anyone has $600 to spare, he didn't even bother with the fake "lol just jokes yinz guiz" this time. This iPad grift for his eyesight is just sheer lunacy. Increase the font size on your other 50 tablets and laptops you own, you insane faggot.
 
>if i do end up getting the stimulus i'll donate it to a charity or pay you all back.
The heat death of the universe will occur before Lou donates money to charity.
Lou has technically "donated" to charity in one documented instance back in June 2020.

The TLDR: an artist who works on Wonder Woman comics held an art auction for WW art with the agreement that the winner donated the money to a Black Lives Matter charity. Lou e-begged a bunch of money and then presumably used it all to bid $240 to win the auction. Several people contacted the artist and warned them Lou was a scammer, but the artist let Lou win anyway because Lou technically did donate his grifted $240 to the charity.

The next day, he went back to e-begging because he claimed he couldn't afford food. An admin of a Discord server he liked to hang out in saw his e-begging and asked "didn't you spend like $200 on art yesterday? What happened between then and now?". Lou went nuclear and started berating everyone, and the admin gave him far more chances than any human reasonably should to explain himself before finally giving up and banning Lou from the Discord. Lou then tweeted their entire private conversation thinking it somehow made him look good.
 
It took some people months after the official start of the Trumpbux Distribution Date the first time. Hell, I got mine DD and for some reason they're mailing me a physical check this time around. Is he really tarding out because he expected the shit to hit his account as soon as the clock hit the 4th? There's millions of people they need to get to, Lou, calm down.
 
Transphobic dead mom is still looking for a mini fridge to store Lou's insulin:
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The balls on this guy to ask if anyone has $600 to spare, he didn't even bother with the fake "lol just jokes yinz guiz" this time. This iPad grift for his eyesight is just sheer lunacy. Increase the font size on your other 50 tablets and laptops you own, you insane faggot.
Denise comes in for a lot of shit here, and doubtless she deserves it, but let's have some perspective on what's happening here. While Lou is upstairs asking strangers to give him $600 to buy a high-end iPad to supplement the two other tablets he got literally two and four weeks ago, his transphobic dead mother who throws knives at him is downstairs asking friends if they have a $50 mini-fridge that they could sell (NOT give) her so she can help her son manage his diabetes.
 
"crying and shaking", I thought it was a well known meme at this point. Well, guess Lou is too, sorta, so it'd fit.

Also, I went ahead and archived everything of note he posted today, just took no screenshots for all that has already been mentioned here.





Smh, archive your stuff, guys. It hurts my autism to see you posting without backup 😔

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Again with the black and white. If it's gatekeeping it has to be bad

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No one would hate you for that, Lou. When it'll fail it'll be fun to watch you seethe and should it actually succeed, against all odds, we can still laugh at everyone dumb or wholesomely naive enough to donate towards your technology addiction
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The “Lou is a druggy” analogy comes up a lot but this is a perfect example of how apt it is to describe his addiction to buying shit: he hears everybody is getting $600 from the government, he gets himself all excited and hyped for it, has it in his head exactly what he wants to buy and gets all worked up salivating over being able to open his next new shiny, and then the $600 does come, and it doesn’t come, and it still doesn’t come, his high begins to die off and panic begins to set in, it still hasn’t come, he panics more and more, goes through mood swings and manic phases faster and more extreme than he usually does, still not $600, then he begins begging people to give him $600 so he doesn’t have to wait anymore, so he can finally get his fix from buying what he wanted.

This plays out exactly like a drug addict going through withdrawal symptoms, to the letter.
 
"> i have no way to get any luxuries like spaghetti sauce, gatorade, etc"

Dude, a $2 can of tomatoes and some cheap herbs are plenty for pasta sauce. You'd think someone as chunky as Lou would know at least a little bit about actual cooking but nah, Chef Microwave / Sanjiit from UberEats gets the most use.

Also, fucking Gatorade?? Sure, it's not as bad as Soda but it's still up there on the list of drinks you shouldn't be smashing when you're diabetic.

You know what I drink most days? Water.

If you really were as poor as you claim to be, you'd be drinking that, you cunt. Losing weight, too!
 
Oh, not to mention the part where, based on his consumption habits, he’d be the type to binge 5 lbs of sugar free gummy bears and THEN find out why that’s a bad idea.
Oh please oh please oh please let him get the xylitol shits.

Dude, a $2 can of tomatoes and some cheap herbs are plenty for pasta sauce. You'd think someone as chunky as Lou would know at least a little bit about actual cooking
You'd think an Italian would fucking know how to make sauce, but considering his mommy feeds him and he's a lazy shit who probably never bothered asking her to teach him how to make sauce (which he shouldn't be eating anyway, because pasta is all carbs/sugar/blood sugar spike).
 
"If I promise not to register for disability, can I have my $600?"

:story: It's been a while since I laughed so hard at Lou, I can't even!
It's the IRS, Lou! You can't hold them hostage. He must be manic from fast food withdrawal. I'm not entirely without sympathy for his fat man's plight.

My goal is to be below 125 pounds before I propose to my girlfriend, and right now I would choke a bitch for a Popeye's chicken sandwich.

Having to live off of those home cooked meals is probably making a dent in the supply of nuggies he hides in his folds.
 
Congratulations, Lou! You’re nominated for Lolcow Of The Year!

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lolco...e-lolcows-of-the-year-now.82873/#post-8082935

A major achievement considering your thread isn’t even a year old despite being one of the biggest on this sub forum, and orders of magnitude bigger than the majority of cow threads on the site.

Even Lou can amount to something!

I don't think there's any way he can beat out Ethan, unfortunately, but if we all believe, Lou can put "2nd place - Kiwi Farms' 2020 Lolcow of the Year Awards" in his diabetes-induced eulogy. There'll be plenty of space, at least.
 
"If I promise not to register for disability, can I have my $600?"

:story: It's been a while since I laughed so hard at Lou, I can't even!

He promises not to register for disability because he already gets Retard Welfare every month. Its about the only way Louie would ever keep a promise regarding money, and he's almost being honest here. But it also highlights that Lard-ass only cares about instant gratification. It's a common trait of spoiled, selfish ass-wipes like Louie is.

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This is how he's keeping busy today. Refreshing his bank account and the government site.
He needs another I-pad? I lost track.

Why am I not surprised that the second Louie heard "six hundred dollars" his brain shut down and he totally missed that the IRS said that the money might take until 14 Jan to get to everyone and to NOT go to the "Where's my free money?" page until AFTER that date if you qualify for it and still haven't received it? If he could pay attention for five fucking seconds then he'd spare himself some frustration, and he'd spare everyone else a lot of irritation. Then again, I wouldn't put it past Louie to lie his ass off about not having received his tax payer funded handout and he's just trying to sucker rubes into giving him even more money. He's just the kind of shitty, greedy, slimy asshole to pull a stunt like that to "double his money".

I also love how Louie bitched about how the government can't do anything right, yet he wants to live under a socialist system. It seems to be a common belief by a lot of trannies and troons (and people like Louie who lie entirely about being trannies) that under a socialist system everything will be a utopia where they'll get everything for free and will never have to work for any of it. And yet Louie insists he's intelligent and educated.

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Another iPad? Another...tit-fucking...iPad. Are you shitting on my dick right now?! Right after he JUST got a Chromebook and Samsung tablet AND a different iPad! And you just have to love how "generously" Louie offers to give his "old" iPad that he hasn't even had a month yet to his mother. And it's all so he can "communicate" (read: bitch at his mother to make him meals and bring them up to his room so he can be a lazy shit) with his mother who is in the same fucking house as him. Because God forbid that Louie gets off his fat diabetic ass to make his own meals, or even use one of the several other perfectly good devices he already owns to "communicate" with her. I can't wait for Karma to curb-stomp Louie for all the scamming, thieving, greed, and taking advantage of people he's done.
 
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