Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Private Joker]

"NICK I WAS JOKING ABOUT THE MOON BEING MADE OUT OF CHEESE"

ORLIN! I'm going to the moooooon! There's cheese there! I LOVE CHEEEEEEEEEEESE! Yes I do!

 

[metis]

333.6 pounds. Yikes. At this rate he'll be 400 by August.

 

[Private Joker]

333.6 pounds. Yikes. At this rate he'll be 400 by August.

It's water weight.

 

[Sammyrye]

Puzzle piece me but yo- orlin. 30 lbs aint shit. Youre still damn close to as big as nik. Quit acting like youre better.

 

[iSaidShhh]

Then you have Nikocado Avocado.

It's been mentioned in the thread before, but his 90s Eastern Bloc orphanage origin story is... not great. CBA to find the exact post but I'm pretty sure someone went in-depth about his likely reactive attachment disorder; he was in a Ukranian orphanage, but conditions at that point were likely very similar to their neighboring country Romania, and there are tons of articles about Romanian orphans' horrific inability to adjust to normal life, even those adopted as infants.

Not an excuse for the mess he's turned himself into at all, but it's a very interesting piece of context that helps explain a little bit of his absolute fucking lunacy.

 

[Actinidia]

He's completely ball shaped now. I looked and him and I thought:

 

[FearsReality]

333.6 pounds. Yikes. At this rate he'll be 400 by August.

I wasn’t far off

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

This pound cake looks like Nik's ring after Orlin finishes on it:

 

[Hambubger]

Amberlynn in training

 

[Private Joker]

This pound cake looks like Nik's ring after Orlin finishes on it:

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Orlin continues to silently troll Nick.

 

[FearsReality]

333.6 pounds. Yikes. At this rate he'll be 400 by August.

“When’s the last time you’ve seen me on my knees?” (Context: Orlin said this)

Hm, I think we saw a glimpse of that the last two only fans videos... I’ll say no more

gonna drop this here btw

 

[AnaphylacticShock]

What the fuck is going on here?

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

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What the fuck is going on here?

Jesus he looks like he had his jaw removed

 

[Private Joker]

“When’s the last time you’ve seen me on my knees?” (Context: Orlin said this)

Hm, I think we saw a glimpse of that the last two only fans videos... I’ll say no more

gonna drop this here btw
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Don't remind us of the onlyfans video. I regret watching his fat ass being plowed.

 

[FearsReality]

should’ve been called “Nikocado Rewind 2020”

 

[Private Joker]

These are just too much fun to do.

Orlin continues to silently troll Nick.

 

[The Pink Panther]

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What the fuck is going on here?

His fat is so thin that sometimes when the fat drips off of his face, you can see a little visual memory of his previous skinny self.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

It's water weight.

He drank the entirety of Lake Michigan, causing the surrounding eco-system to collapse. He is a monster.

 

[FearsReality]

They “Cancelled” me last year, did it work... LOL

is this targeted at soo? Or drama in general?

 

[Private Joker]

Orlin continues to silently troll Nick.