Trashfire Apollo Legend suicide

How does a guy who looks like a serial killer Jake Busey get a top tier Asian like that? Is she using him for the green card or does she want a lighter shade of yellow for the kids? Something doesn't add up if a sperg has a decent looking wife.
If you think she's top tier you have as much yellow fever as he does. Her face is very average and she has the body of a 12 year old boy.
 
How does a guy who looks like a serial killer Jake Busey get a top tier Asian like that? Is she using him for the green card or does she want a lighter shade of yellow for the kids? Something doesn't add up if a sperg has a decent looking wife.
That's low/mid tier mate.
Even by asian wifes standards
 
If you think she's top tier you have as much yellow fever as he does. Her face is very average and she has the body of a 12 year old boy.
If you're not fucking Asian women because they look like 12 year old boys then you're not into fucking Asian women. That's the only reason yellow fever exists.

Digging deeper I realised I was wrong. She looks good from the front angle, sun glasses suit her. The second the angle changes she looks like an angler fish. I was duped! Another case of Asian photoshopping pictures to seduce aryan ubermensch.

You can actually be a nice person with a hold on life, that helps. Also a gigantic horsecock and long tongue.
Hi, did you sign up just to defend your gookfu? You shouldn't be so obvious.
 
I don't think it's that easy, unless you get lucky and your WR run gets ascended by the YT algorithm. It works like being a streamer, you play the same shit over and over and people pay you for it. Unless you're stupid and you can't entertain people for shit.

I have no idea what passes as entertainment with that crowd
 
If you're not fucking Asian women because they look like 12 year old boys then you're not into fucking Asian women. That's the only reason yellow fever exists.

Digging deeper I realised I was wrong. She looks good from the front angle, sun glasses suit her. The second the angle changes she looks like an angler fish. I was duped! Another case of Asian photoshopping pictures to seduce aryan ubermensch.


Hi, did you sign up just to defend your gookfu? You shouldn't be so obvious.
I'm not the one calling his 5/10 wife top tier, also just because you're saying retarded shit and getting called out doesn't mean I'm defending my oh so lovely Norwegian speedrunner
 
Since Apollo died the thread turned into one about Karl's wife lol. (I'm partially to blame too since I was curious)

Karl does look like the kinda guy to believe all brown people are inferior tho
 
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Karl does look like the kinda guy to believe all brown people are inferior tho
Any albino looking sexpat motherfucker like Karl with yellow fever is automatically suspicious.

Karl is kinda inferior though, in his discord he talked about how he had infertility issues, tried to take fertility pills for it and his wife had to get an IVF. Probably with some donor's sperm instead. The hapa bastard probably isn't even his. Karl is a certified cuck.
 
Not gonna lie, I'm autistic enough to speedrun games, but only as a hobby when I'm bored. I won't obsess over it.

Seeing the speedrunning community get dragged into this drama, when really it's only between 3 people (I'm not counting EZscape as he barely had anything to do with it) is pretty sad. It's fucked up that Apollo felt he had to end his own life, even though he was not a saint. This is a tricky situation but what's done is done and I hope everyone involved can move on soon.
 
imagine:
1. creating a gofundme for your funeral expenses before your suicide
2. posting a suicide note on youtube
3. using a "funny meme picture" of a goomba with your face superimposed on it at the campaign pic
If you couldn't tell, this is a super serious situation. How else could you emphasise that without a stupidly photoshopped Goomba?
 
imagine:
1. creating a gofundme for your funeral expenses before your suicide
2. posting a suicide note on youtube
3. using a "funny meme picture" of a goomba with your face superimposed on it at the campaign pic
well that's his youtube profile picture so that's what most people associate with him


Any albino looking sexpat motherfucker like Karl with yellow fever is automatically suspicious.

Karl is kinda inferior though, in his discord he talked about how he had infertility issues, tried to take fertility pills for it and his wife had to get an IVF. Probably with some donor's sperm instead. The hapa bastard probably isn't even his. Karl is a certified cuck.

idk why people would talk about that kinda stuff in a public discord but I guess it's just sharing info with fans or somethin
 
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Helloweee you absolute legends! In the two hundred years that I've been speedrunning, I have seen a lot of mindblowing records. But yesterday, a monumental moment in the annals of speedrunning occurred when I backed down from defending my wife's honor in record time! But before that, let me tell you about Ridge Wallet. If you're anything like me, carrying around a bulky wallet is a TOTAL hassle...
Yeah nice Epiphone there peasant 😂 buy a Gibson ya cheap cunt
 
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