Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Josef Mengele]

LA is pretty bad off right now. They’re having to turn away patients and release patients earlier to make room and they’ve got orders for EMS for full cardiac arrest victims to do not resuscitate. Lucas in LA would have eventually caught covid or got his ass kicked and the EMS would have had to let him die in the back of an ambulance in skid row.

To think this catfishing attempt could have had him filleted.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Reminder for Lucas Colby Werner that you need to report your $100 wages in December by 10 January, and if you make another $35+ in January, you'll need to report that next month. Also, you're a fat faggot that's dying alone.

 

[WonderWino]

To think this catfishing attempt could have had him filleted.

.....and still resulted him wandering around a hot zone like that for a couple days and then travelling through 2 states, and then being allowed to just get off the bus and wander around down town spokane without anybody giving a shit. Lucas could easily have come back infected with covid and proceeded to spread it all around the spokane area. Not to mention straight on to a college campus. That shit gets exponential real quick in these kinds of situations

I can't say that makes me very confident in the competency of basic health and safety procedures during an epidemic. Its no wonder its gotten to this point if this is how they are handling things

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I can only attribute Lucas not having contracted Covid yet to some sort of demonic intervention.

 

[OnMeDick]

I can only attribute Lucas not having contracted Covid yet to some sort of demonic intervention.

Covid is transmitted due to proximity with an infected person. Pretty sure no one, infected or not, wants to be within 6 feet of Lucas.

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

I can only attribute Lucas not having contracted Covid yet to some sort of demonic intervention.

The worst people always seem to avoid getting theirs like they deserve.

I'm waiting for Chantal to miraculously live like a decade longer, for example. It's always THOSE people

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

He doesn't have to actually be on campus until tomorrow for the Health class. The Health class is on Tuesdays & Wednesdays 11:30 am to 12:20 pm. For the online Biology he does not have a specific day/time to sign in for the lectures/assignments. It's left up to the students to keep up with the class on their own. If he goes to campus today it'll be primarily to "scope" out the young women situation and "maybe" go to the library to check the online class.

I do hope you and @darkwingosonichugorl are right and he does not show up for the winter quarter.

ETA:
Looks to be he's at the campus already (student center). Behind him is a campus building layout.

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So it looks like he actually is attending. not sure if its in person classes or online classes that hes taking but if he is doing online classes he might actually have a chance at lasting for a bit. if its in person he's getting himself kicked out first class

 

[mothman96]

So it looks like he actually is attending. not sure if its in person classes or online classes that hes taking but if he is doing online classes he might actually have a chance at lasting for a bit. if its in person he's getting himself kicked out first class

Wish that would happen, but previously he was able to make it through 3 quarters (2018/2019 school year) without getting kicked out.

 

[WonderWino]

Wish that would happen, but previously he was able to make it through 3 quarters (2018/2019 school year) without getting kicked out.

True, but things have changed a fair bit for him since then. He's lost his housing, been banned from shelters, lives at a bus station and bathes even less than he used to. I'll laugh my ass off if he has a chimpout at the college and the reason turns out to be someone complaining about the way he smells, being confronted with it and going off at a staff member over it

Regardless, i'm sure lucas will provide some amusing incident at the school sooner or later

 

[mothman96]

True, but things have changed a fair bit for him since then. He's lost his housing, been banned from shelters, lives at a bus station and bathes even less than he used to. I'll laugh my ass off if he has a chimpout at the college and the reason turns out to be someone complaining about the way he smells, being confronted with it and going off at a staff member over it

Regardless, i'm sure lucas will provide some amusing incident at the school sooner or later

He found a shelter that would take him. He's currently sleeping at the Cannon St. Shelter.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

He found a shelter that would take him. He's currently sleeping at the Cannon St. Shelter.

For now but that barely even makes a difference with him, even with housing he lives the hobo lifestyle.

I cant see him focusing enough to actually keep up with the assignments though, we know his only reason for going there is to obtain poonaner so he's probably going to spend all of his free time loitering around either the cafeteria or library staring at baes and posting creeper memes. He's already posted that one meme from the college so i feel like its only a matter of time until his posts get noticed and even if they dont theres no way he's taking it seriously enough to get past the first semester

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I gladly await sadposts from the Wern about how the girls in class ignore him.

Lucas going to college is such a waste of time and money.

He's not going to get a job. The only things he's qualified for are things he believes he's too good for.

If his memory really is as fucked as Klickitat says, he won't remember most of what he learns anyway.

 

[BowlOfDick]

We know what Luke is like when he starts something new. He instantly becomes an expert in it, or treats his new knowledge as some kind of nuanced, cutting edge discovery for humanity.

I pray to almighty Allah that he will do two sessions of his health class and think he’s a fucking doctor

 

[ClownBrew]

If his memory really is as fucked as Klickitat says, he won't remember most of what he learns anyway.

I have a really hard time believing what Klick dumped in that crazy powerlevel post from hell last night. If Luke were even half that far gone, you would know it right off the bat from his videos. You can't hide that level of it.

At worst, he becomes a space cadet for a few hours after one of those crazy ghetto spliffs he smokes in the park.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

The Wern: Admitting That He Sees Nothing Wrong Exchanging Rape for His Silence. 5/10/2020

Seriously, he admits why he got kicked out of Pioneer Pathway; he was trying to blackmail alleged drug users into literally giving him women to hook up with ...

youtu.be

https://youtu.be/41-RCFzxHdE

Found a couple good videos back from right after he got kicked out of the fartbox. Apparently he was just trying to fight crime with blackmail and he did absolutely nothing wrong.

 

[mero]

Is..is he wearing his mask inside-out and upside down??

Getting more wear out of it, just like he does his panties

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I have a really hard time believing what Klick dumped in that crazy powerlevel post from hell last night. If Luke were even half that far gone, you would know it right off the bat from his videos. You can't hide that level of it.

At worst, he becomes a space cadet for a few hours after one of those crazy ghetto spliffs he smokes in the park.

I too am ambivalent about this, I trust @klickitat , but it's hard to tell whether Lucas saying he doesn't remember things that were so horrible is just him trying to cover his own ass, like when he blamed the pedophile admission on Jason Perva "messing with his computer".

Of course, I've often said myself that Lucas's reality seems to be somewhat elastic; it almost seems as if he's able to convince himself of things just by repeating them endlessly.

If this is the case, I would almost think it's a bigger problem than memory issues, but again it's difficult to tell.

When Lucas was saying things like his admission about pissing himself was "just a joke", he was obviously lying and covering his own ass.

To me this sounded incredibly similar to when he tried to say that the pedophile comment hadn't been left by him.

It could be Memory, but my cynical brain insists that he's just trying to cover his own ass, dunno.

 

[Wernology]

I have a really hard time believing what Klick dumped in that crazy powerlevel post from hell last night. If Luke were even half that far gone, you would know it right off the bat from his videos. You can't hide that level of it.

At worst, he becomes a space cadet for a few hours after one of those crazy ghetto spliffs he smokes in the park.

I know the DMs I have with him.

People can have a completely different public persona vs. private or lack the ability to pick up on how much of what I posted (after being asked, mind you) leaks through involuntarily or just more subtly in his videos and posts.

You can see a great deal of it if you pay attention to what he posts and especially in what he comments if you catch them before he deletes them.

He's not hiding it, not well anyway; it comes out in seemingly unrelated statements he makes mid-rant in videos, it comes out in his obvious, "I do it IRONICALLY" whenever confronted about saying racist or misogynistic shit nonsense, it comes out in the obvious way he projects his insecurities onto flatbills, cockblockers, women, or anyone else he's ranting about.

Hardly consider it a "powerleveL" to answer a question about insights I have after talking to the freak for a couple of years. Someone asked, I answered, but go off, I guess.

This is something I do because it's entertaining to see such a complete fucking lunatic up close through the glass, it's not something I have to do or even continue doing. Frankly, it's exhausting to try and have conversations with him because it's like talking to a See 'n Say.

Believe what you want.

It could be Memory, but my cynical brain insists that he's just trying to cover his own ass, dunno.

With Lucas, it's probably a bit of both. Excessive and long term weed smoking is known to cause short and sometimes long term memory issues. Depending on how often he smokes, and it seems to be pretty often when he can afford it, it'd be stranger for him to not have any memory issues.

If he drinks as much as his videos seem to imply, that would only compound it. Being blackout drunk doesn't always mean you pass out, after all, but it nearly always means you've got chunks of while you were drunk missing from memory.

If he does have memory issues due to that, there's a very good chance he both doesn't remember AND is trying to cover his ass whenever he's told he did or said something entirely damning, like post about being a pedophile.

In terms of the pedo posts, I don't think that's a "memory" issue because if it were and he was truly horrified by it, he'd have immediately gone and deleted those posts and all of them are still up.

Considering he only switched to "18-24" from "16-24" from "under 26" between 2016 (basing that on his first youtube videos, I think he was saying under 26 a few years prior to that as well) and 2020, it's definitely a CYA thing.


That all aside, the Cannon St. Warming Shelter seems to be run by the city of Spokane; they might want to be made aware of the kind of degenerate creep they're allowing to stay there.

 

[mothman96]

That all aside, the Cannon St. Warming Shelter seems to be run by the city of Spokane; they might want to be made aware of the kind of degenerate creep they're allowing to stay there.

Last I read the city had contracted the Guardian Foundation to be in charge/run the Cannon St. shelter. If that is indeed the case, it may/may not be the same person(s) you previously spoke to about Lucas. It's possible the one(s) in charge may not know they have a psycho on their hands.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I know the DMs I have with him.

People can have a completely different public persona vs. private or lack the ability to pick up on how much of what I posted (after being asked, mind you) leaks through involuntarily or just more subtly in his videos and posts.

You can see a great deal of it if you pay attention to what he posts and especially in what he comments if you catch them before he deletes them.

He's not hiding it, not well anyway; it comes out in seemingly unrelated statements he makes mid-rant in videos, it comes out in his obvious, "I do it IRONICALLY" whenever confronted about saying racist or misogynistic shit nonsense, it comes out in the obvious way he projects his insecurities onto flatbills, cockblockers, women, or anyone else he's ranting about.

Hardly consider it a "powerleveL" to answer a question about insights I have after talking to the freak for a couple of years. Someone asked, I answered, but go off, I guess.

This is something I do because it's entertaining to see such a complete fucking lunatic up close through the glass, it's not something I have to do or even continue doing. Frankly, it's exhausting to try and have conversations with him because it's like talking to a See 'n Say.

Believe what you want.



With Lucas, it's probably a bit of both. Excessive and long term weed smoking is known to cause short and sometimes long term memory issues. Depending on how often he smokes, and it seems to be pretty often when he can afford it, it'd be stranger for him to not have any memory issues.

If he drinks as much as his videos seem to imply, that would only compound it. Being blackout drunk doesn't always mean you pass out, after all, but it nearly always means you've got chunks of while you were drunk missing from memory.

If he does have memory issues due to that, there's a very good chance he both doesn't remember AND is trying to cover his ass whenever he's told he did or said something entirely damning, like post about being a pedophile.

In terms of the pedo posts, I don't think that's a "memory" issue because if it were and he was truly horrified by it, he'd have immediately gone and deleted those posts and all of them are still up.

Considering he only switched to "18-24" from "16-24" from "under 26" between 2016 (basing that on his first youtube videos, I think he was saying under 26 a few years prior to that as well) and 2020, it's definitely a CYA thing.


That all aside, the Cannon St. Warming Shelter seems to be run by the city of Spokane; they might want to be made aware of the kind of degenerate creep they're allowing to stay there.

FWIW I don’t consider discussing the DMs klick had with the cow we’re all talking about to be “powerleveling”. Powerleveling would be giving away unnecessary personal details about oneself.

But to add to the topic, if Lucas is constantly lying to cover up or make excuses for his behavior after awhile wouldn’t it become almost like memory loss? As in how could he possibly keep all the details of all the lies straight in his head? I think Lucas has a form of magical thinking that if he believes whatever lie he tells himself or others about his life then it becomes fact... until he decides to alter it again.