Tiffany Gowen

[Ouija Board]

I would imagine that Chris was one of those kids that had mighty temper tantrums as a kid and constantly had meltdowns. I had bad temper tantrums and ended up in time out and in detention, it wouldn't surprise me that Chris was in detention a lot while in elementary school.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Hey, whatever happened to Tiffany? Didn't she get married or something? Like, dude, where did she go; has anyone found her?

Yeah, I found her. I know her address and everything. She's now a heart surgeon making a pretty penny, and she specializes in steel bolting hearts flat.

However, once she inevitably saw SheCameForCWC.jpg by Google searching Chris, she just about needed a colleague of hers to perform heart surgery on her own shattered and disgusted heart...

 

[Silver]

And finally, became this.

http://mundabor.files.wordpress.com/201 ... .jpg?w=604

Chris' Mega Evolution

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

I do feel somewhat bad for her, asspatting Chris aside. Someone googles her name the CWCki article is the first thing that comes up.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I imagine Chris tard raged all the time and maybe even didn't do classwork unless the teacher was constantly watching him. I may have been far from the teachers favorite, but they never put me right next to their desk for constant supervision. Chris must have been a really, really bad student.

I just had a memory seizure that the bad kids always sat right next to the teacher or right at the front of the class.

 

[Holdek]

I think when he was younger (elementary school age) he was just a big brat, remember Sarah Hammer lured him into that crawlspace and left him there. Given what we know of Barb's parenting style I can imagine he was a real shit to the neighbor kids (we had one of these kids in our neighborhood when I was growing up. Not autistic but had lazy parents, etc) and that can easily bleed over into school behavior.

Honestly it sounds like Hammer was being a shit to a [cwc]naive[/cwc] autistic.

And finally, became this.

http://mundabor.files.wordpress.com/201 ... .jpg?w=604

And finally, became this.

http://mundabor.files.wordpress.com/201 ... .jpg?w=604

Chris' Mega Evolution

More like a mutation. It's like when Shredder turned into Super Shredder in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. Except with Chris he just got more fat.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

And finally, became this.

http://mundabor.files.wordpress.com/201 ... .jpg?w=604

At least Jimmy Saville fixed stuff. But at least we can be sort of sure that isn't a pedofork.

 

[CWCissey]

And finally, became this.

http://mundabor.files.wordpress.com/201 ... .jpg?w=604

At least Jimmy Saville fixed stuff. But at least we can be sort of sure that isn't a pedofork.

You must admit though, Chris DOES look a little like Jimmy Savile with that hair!

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

And finally, became this.

http://mundabor.files.wordpress.com/201 ... .jpg?w=604

At least Jimmy Saville fixed stuff. But at least we can be sort of sure that isn't a pedofork.

You must admit though, Chris DOES look a little like Jimmy Savile with that hair!

Yeah, there is a good bit of similarity. Except Jimmy's hair looks cleaner.

 

[CWCissey]

Yeah, there is a good bit of similarity. Except Jimmy's hair looks cleaner.

Well give it time. I hear that after a while, human hair will 'learn' to clean itself.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

Yeah, there is a good bit of similarity. Except Jimmy's hair looks cleaner.

Well give it time. I hear that after a while, human hair will 'learn' to clean itself.

 

[CatParty]

Hey, whatever happened to Tiffany? Didn't she get married or something? Like, dude, where did she go; has anyone found her?

 

[Satoru182]

WHY you necro this catparty why!?

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Our cats needs to party and they care not where or how dead the thread.

 

[milkshark]

I wonder how much Tiffany regrets her failure to ask Christian out on a date back in high school; before he was famous. She's probably really embarrassed at how inferior she is to Chris, and with him being a lesbian transwoman now Chris can date literally any woman alive.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Chris wanted to go, but it seems that no one told him anything.

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Is it just me, or does he look even greasier than usual in that video?

 

[BillRiley]

I wonder how much Tiffany regrets her failure to ask Christian out on a date back in high school; before he was famous. She's probably really embarrassed at how inferior she is to Chris, and with him being a lesbian transwoman now Chris can date literally any woman alive.

Ironically, Tiffany went on to become a world famous rock star/neurosurgeon and inventor of an oscillation over-thruster that can propel a car into the 8th dimens...oh, wait, sry, that's the plot of Buckaroo Banzai.

 

[milkshark]

A lot of Chris' attachment to Tiffany Gowen comes from the association he made with her resembling Patti Mayonnaise from the Nick cartoon Doug. It's safe to assume Chris identified strongly with Doug and viewed his fictional crush Patti to be a symbolic sweetheart prophecy, animated just for him by a God who wants Chris to follow blatant clues right in front of his face to a guaranteed gift of female carnal love. It's funny that Chris acknowledged that he fucked up that clue and missed out on Tiffany. She was looking out for him in a motherly way though, like he was a little boy in her care.

 

[Optimus Prime]

For a second I thought this was about one of his "new" gal pals.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

A lot of Chris' attachment to Tiffany Gowen comes from the association he made with her resembling Patti Mayonnaise from the Nick cartoon Doug. It's safe to assume Chris identified strongly with Doug and viewed his fictional crush Patti to be a symbolic sweetheart prophecy, animated just for him by a God who wants Chris to follow blatant clues right in front of his face to a guaranteed gift of female carnal love. It's funny that Chris acknowledged that he fucked up that clue and missed out on Tiffany. She was looking out for him in a motherly way though, like he was a little boy in her care.

I can pretty much picture Doug living with his parents into his 30s and having upgraded his journal entries into vlogs. He probably ended up being banned from the Honkerburger the way CWC was banned from GameStop.