Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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At this point, what diet could theoretically work though? Low carb for beetus, but that means high fat which isn't good for her liver or lack of gallbladder. A lot has changed for her since the Dietitian suggested she eat a turkey Slim Jim. I'd live to hear what a dietitian would recommend her to (not) eat now. Since she would never be honest about their recommendations and probably be too stupid to accurately relay them, let alone even attempt to follow the Eaiting Plan, any Dietitian Kiwis here?
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No dietitian, but I think she is screwed. High carb is a no-go due to her diabetes. High fat is a no-go because of her liver and galbladder. High protein would damage her (I assume, at her weight and lifestyle) already severely damaged kidneys even more.

Ergo, she just needs to stop eating and die. Rate me MOTI.
 
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Smoovy Jay said:
Ok, I lied. The two things that really bug me are when she presents her food as if it's for us. "Today, I have for you guys...." No bitch, that food is for you and you only. And her cravings. In the NYE live, she said she was craving this when pointing to the vegetable tray.

Then there's a billion other things she does. I do enjoy her professional presenter voice because it highlights her stupidity.
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That one time not long ago when using her now obsolete Instantpot...”I’ve been cRaViNg cooked carrots”. Yeah fat bitch. Sure you were 👌
 
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No, Chantal, you are not dumb because you’re fat. You’re dumb because you’re a college dropout who couldn’t even hold the most menial office job. You’re dumb because every time you speak on a topic—any topic—you show a staggering level of ignorance. You’re dumb because nothing about you and your life gives the faintest hint of untapped intellect.

You surround yourself with losers, so you can hide in your bubble of lies and delusions. Get out of it. Pop that shit. Go into the real world and meet people. Looking down at the ground, any fool standing on a molehill thinks himself on top of the world. Look up, darling. Look up at the mountains that dwarf you. See how utterly unimpressive you are.
 
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If Cuntal actually research she would find the following;

Transfat and high carb eating makes the body constantly hungry due to leptin being triggered, also high sugar and high carb make you naturally hungry like her fabled starbucks.
She would find if she had a bullet coffee in the morning (I do this personally instead of bacon lol) It makes you full for about 4 hours. Kinda swear by it tbh lol.

Keto in multiple studies has been linked to eradicating type 2 there are a lot of cases of people going low carb or keto and it removing their complaints entirely and permanently.

She would legit lose about 1/8 of her weight in one month if she was strict but it will never happen because she cannot commit.

Her age has fucked her over and will deteriorate her further 2020 taught her she needs to take it seriously but she clearly has not. She is so fucking lucky she has not had a stroke.
 
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Penelope Taynt said:
Plot twist?

The room clean up video hasn't surfaced yet because not only is she waiting on workers to remove her absurd amount of Amazon boxes, she's also hired them to clean her room as well.

We'll then get the reveal of the clean room that she couldn't have been bothered to clean for weeks and the living area that will be cleared of boxes.

ETA: Remember, this a woman who orders COFFEE from Starbucks and has it delivered because she can't be bothered to make her own.

This is also a woman who did her grocery shopping online, not because she has any legit disabilities (besides. FAT), but because she's too lazy to walk around the grocery store, a task many of us do without second thought.

I wouldn't put it past her to hire a cleaning crew because she's spent her money on much more frivolous shit. And she's lazy as fuck.
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Couldn t agree more !!

escándalo said:
If Cuntal actually research she would find the following;

Transfat and high carb eating makes the body constantly hungry due to leptin being triggered, also high sugar and high carb make you naturally hungry like her fabled starbucks.
She would find if she had a bullet coffee in the morning (I do this personally instead of bacon lol) It makes you full for about 4 hours. Kinda swear by it tbh lol.

Keto in multiple studies has been linked to eradicating type 2 there are a lot of cases of people going low carb or keto and it removing their complaints entirely and permanently.

She would legit lose about 1/8 of her weight in one month if she was strict but it will never happen because she cannot commit.

Her age has fucked her over and will deteriorate her further 2020 taught her she needs to take it seriously but she clearly has not. She is so fucking lucky she has not had a stroke.
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Exactly! I have maintained for several months now she is THIS CLOSE to a stroke! Something she no doubt would say, oh, i m too young for that,,,,because she has the intelligence and education of an 18 year old
 
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Why are people discussing that image of the bagels as if she actually procured anything of the kind, let alone ate it? She ate an 8pm breakfast of ubereats fast food like she does every "morning" after sitting in bed for two hours deleting comments and sharting into her nightie.

Smug nutritionist wellness guru Chantal is probably the most aggravating of her personas, but it always cracks me the fuck up that she thinks she can suddenly enter the (viciously competitive) health food Instaguru scene, quite casually at 400 fucking pounds and gaining, because she posted two "healthy foods" images she just stole from more popular accounts. That's some funny shit.

I don't know if she thinks she can just do that because she's a narc or because she's a retard, and I love that I don't know. Careful you don't get too much burger grease on your phone screen posting those pictures of vegetables, Chantal.
 
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FromNorwayWithLove said:
No dietitian, but I think she is screwed. High carb is a no-go due to her diabetes. High fat is a no-go because of her liver and galbladder. High protein would damage her (I assume, at her weight and lifestyle) already severely damaged kidneys even more.

Ergo, she just needs to stop eating and die. Rate me MOTI.
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She could fast.

And it would be hard, especially at first, but it wouldn't kill her and just might save her life. A carefully controlled fast with electrolytes in copious amounts of water would give all her poorly used organs a rest and a chance to recuperate, even heal - the ones she has left and that are able to, anyway - and it seems to me that it might be her only true choice.

She'd hate it of course and it wouldn't last a day, probably only hours, but it would work if she stuck to it over the next year. The fasting could be broken every few days with very light meals of veg (fiber offsets carb) and SMALL amount of protein (eg. an egg) prepared properly with no sauces or dips or other shite.

The human body is hard-wired for fasting, handed down from our hunter-gatherer ancestors; only one organ stands in her way - her brain.

What do y'all hate the most about Chantal's videos?
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I waited so long to answer because there's just too much about her attitude and demeanor that raises red flags; her manipulative flexing on James, the juvenile and transparent way she tries to manipulate her audience (ya know wut i mean?) her bald-faced lies when there's audio/video proof against them, her slovenly lifestyle, her total lack of logic even when she claims to "know better" when we know she's actually saying, "I know everything so stop telling me what to do" even when it's her own professionals telling her. Or so she claims, because who the fuck knows with Chantal - everything out of her mouth is a lie - and everything that goes into it will kill her.

So I can't choose. Every time I view her videos, there's something else that makes me say, "Oh fuck, no!"


Edited to avoid double-posting.
 
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hambeerlyingnreed said:
At this point, what diet could theoretically work though? Low carb for beetus, but that means high fat which isn't good for her liver or lack of gallbladder. A lot has changed for her since the Dietitian suggested she eat a turkey Slim Jim. I'd live to hear what a dietitian would recommend her to (not) eat now. Since she would never be honest about their recommendations and probably be too stupid to accurately relay them, let alone even attempt to follow the Eaiting Plan, any Dietitian Kiwis here?
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Low carb is not necessarily keto. With keto carbs should be less than 20g per day and in that case fat should be the primary source of energy. But she could do regular low carb, get 50-150g of carbs per day from vegetables, rye bread, berries, even some fruits. Some cheat days would be allowed as well, since low carb diet does not require ketosis. Protein and fat intake could be 50/50, as long as she makes sure she stays around 2000-2500 calories per day.

Yeah right!
 
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Arrrgh! Fiber doesn't cancel out the glycemic load of carbs, you retard! It only cuts it a bit. Ask ANY diabetic person who follows their doctor's orders and has had legitimate nutritional counseling. White bagels and bananas are right out. For some who are very sensitive, grains at all are right out. Chantal takes these random blood sugar readings which are terrible as is. No, eat the banana and the bagel and THEN take your sugar 2 hours later. Go ahead, I'll wait. Let's see what the result is.

Nutrition expert Chantal is worst Chantal.
 
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People complaining about Clotso's nutritionist phase and then proceed to clog up the thread with irrelevant double posts and more unsolicited diet advice that she will never take and no one cares about. Can you autists cut the shit? Go flap your fannies against myfitnesspal in private and stop diluting the lulz.
 
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I loathe one of her looks. She has plenty to despise, but it's when she takes a chomp of food after saying something inconsequential or half-thought-out, then, as she chews, she raises her eyebrows and looks to the side. It's a look of "I don't know what to MAKE of it all!" or " I honestly can't BELIEVE how CRAZY things are! " She will make this face after uttering some shit about pickles, or cold french fries, or something ridiculous. And she always does it as she is chewing.

I really, really hate it.

ETA: On the rare occasion she eats with cutlery...mindlessly tapping all her food with the tines of her fork pisses me off, too.
 
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