Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Trainwreck said:
I believe it is a girl is on the left and they are doing nothing but studying/sitting together. Imagine your brain being so fucked up that all you can see is these two guys plotting to fuck her. Swooping in and fertilizing that juicy egg. Ick.
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Its all he can see because its all he can comprehend.
Lucas cannot understand the complex nuances of... studying... therefore, Lucas can only comprehend his own thoughts and desires, and project them onto others. The idea that those people would want to pass their classes is lost on Lucas, that they must work harder to better themselves is lost on Lucas, that studying in a group can be a more effective strategy is lost on Lucas. These concepts are all far above Lucas's meta-level.

Lucas can only comprehend 1) fucking 2) eating (sometimes getting high); so he assumes everyone else must automatically be constantly trying to eat and fuck
 
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GoutfootHorseface said:
we’ve now arrived back at the “taking photos of random members of the public and making wild unfounded accusations” phase.
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I was just about to post the same thing. Clearly just some students studying together, perhaps even purposely banding together because of the creepy hobo skulking around, but hey who can blame him for thinking it’s an orgy it looks exactly like one! /sneed 🙄
 
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Fatal Walter said:
Is this the most literal proof we've gotten of what Lucas is actually seeing when he sees these people meeting up to go have orgies? Because it's pretty much exactly what I was picturing.
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This is exactly it. It's an extension of the delusion that resulted in Lucas chimping out and throwing the glass. He sees any man and woman together and he assumes that they're fucking.
 
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DeletedSoul said:
This is exactly it. It's an extension of the delusion that resulted in Lucas chimping out and throwing the glass. He sees any man and woman together and he assumes that they're fucking.
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I’ve long felt the ultimate troll / poking with a stick would be a 40 year old guy to find a willing zoomer age girl in Spokane and fuck each other while filming it. Preferably while she said things like ‘mmmm give me those telemores’. Bonus points for doing it all around his haunts, like under that bridge he films at, some hotel near his homeless shelter, definitely at his motel 6, etc...

It’s a lot of dedication to the cause, but man the chimp out if Luke thought some ‘graybeard’ was getting that zoomer poonaner using ‘his’ info.

Bonus points if there is more than one woman and/or man, oh the epic chimpouts when he finds ‘proof’ of the rampant orgies 😂😂
 
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GoutfootHorseface said:
we’ve now arrived back at the “taking photos of random members of the public and making wild unfounded accusations” phase.
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Of course he is back to creeping on young girls. I’m guessing that campus security is well aware of his actions, and hopefully they are keeping a close eye on him. Lucas attending college is a huge waste of resources. He is not capable of excelling beyond the most basic courses, and he is only there in the hopes that a barely legal adult will accept his proposition of 3 inches and 3 seconds of dick and a honeymoon under a Spokane bridge.
 
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Goofy Logic said:
From the shape of the garlands on the wall, these are nursing students. They are way out of your league, Wern.
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He must have taken that picture in the Health Sciences building 9. That's where his Health education class is held. In his class likely there are 1st year Nursing students and other students going into various medical fields.

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Fatal Walter said:
Well, at least now he has a whole 1400$ in financial aid so he doesn't have to resort to bragging about his inheritance yet.
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So soon. Usually the students don't get the left over financial aid until the 3rd week. This week financial aid is being applied to classes taken.
ETA:
@Nobleman -- are the restaurants in Spokane still not doing dine-in service?
 
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