Furry Art Freak Show - From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

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Vault said:
God I hate how places like inkbunny and allthefallen are a fucking haven for real pedos. They just get to talk about this shit so open and Greenreaper is fine with it.

I'm not sure what it is, but a lot of those people tend to miss being young and the body that comes with it. I doubt many have actually went through the horrors of sexual abuse, maybe they ended up fetishizing that weird 'self exploration' stage of their youth. I've seen so many commenters lament over how 'smooth' and hairless characters like Bart Simpson are.

Anyway!


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Moral of the story: Show,don't tell
Uncle Warren said:
Alright alright. Time to bring out the big guns. I do not know the source.
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Sick beats, Emphasis on the sick
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Do you have the "Beaver Soup" story from his page?
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I got it!
https://web.archive.org/web/20150414025950/http://johnofe.com/beaversoup/beaversoup.pdf
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This is kinda unrelated, but just a little bit of trivia since JohnOfE was my first and favorite lolcow
  • he had people proofread this, and it still came out with a bunch of spelling errors
  • he made physical copies of this
  • he listed it on amazon
  • he was going to leave physical copies in bookstores and libraries for people to find
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Lyra Plushie said:
This is kinda unrelated, but just a little bit of trivia since JohnOfE was my first and favorite lolcow
  • he had people proofread this, and it still came out with a bunch of spelling errors
  • he made physical copies of this
  • he listed it on amazon
  • he was going to leave physical copies in bookstores and libraries for people to find
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What was the full plot synopsis again?
 
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
What was the full plot synopsis again?
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johnofe stalks norbert after moving to live near him, climbs onto norbert's roof, confesses love, gets rejected, knocks norbert out and takes him home, rapes him, kills daggett (norberts brother), kills norbert, eats norbert, taxidermizes norbert's fur into a fuck plush, fucks the plush, commits suicide, wakes up and realizes it was a dream, fucks his norbert plush, goes to write a book about his dream
 
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Lyra Plushie said:
johnofe stalks norbert after moving to live near him, climbs onto norbert's roof, confesses love, gets rejected, knocks norbert out and takes him home, rapes him, kills daggett (norberts brother), kills norbert, eats norbert, taxidermizes norbert's fur into a fuck plush, fucks the plush, commits suicide, wakes up and realizes it was a dream, fucks his norbert plush, goes to write a book about his dream
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It's the little details that make that story. My favorite part is where Real!Norbert notices his plushie self and it slowly dawns on him what it was used for. There's just something so - for want of a better word - real about his reaction that elevates it above your garden variety shitty fanfic.

Say what you want about JohnOfE, he cared about that story.
 
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FriendlyPrimarina said:
Say what you want about JohnOfE, he cared about that story.
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Honest to God, you have to admire the effort he puts into his work. Like dude sculpts and paints, makes plushes, all stuff that takes a lot of skill. I don't understand why he doesn't take commissions considering he could probably get rich off of making furry fuckplushes. But he says he only does creative work because of his love for Norbert so I guess he just only wants to craft stuff he actually cares about.
 
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Lyra Plushie said:
Honest to God, you have to admire the effort he puts into his work. Like dude sculpts and paints, makes plushes, all stuff that takes a lot of skill. I don't understand why he doesn't take commissions considering he could probably get rich off of making furry fuckplushes. But he says he only does creative work because of his love for Norbert so I guess he just only wants to craft stuff he actually cares about.
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He's truly a master of his very niche craft. Look how on model the sculpture is!
If it wasn't Brian the Dog shagging Norbert the Beaver,this would be the title image of a savant's Wikipedia page. But I do wonder,where is this sculpture now and when he is gone. What happens to it?
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
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He's truly a master of his very niche craft. Look how on model the sculpture is!
If it wasn't Brian the Dog shagging Norbert the Beaver,this would be the title image of a savant's Wikipedia page. But I do wonder,where is this sculpture now and when he is gone. What happens to it?
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Judging by this old Tumblr archive, at least some of his stuff has gone into storage.
 
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Sorry for the double post, but this place has been dead recently, so here's a cute Animal Crossing character being executed. She's naked because of course she is:
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If you've been following the thread, you probably knew the artist before you clicked the spoiler. To my knowledge, this is the first "narrative" he's done. Aren't you glad?
 
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