Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

FromNorwayWithLove said:
I mostly agree, but explain Maggie de Block. She has been a doctor for over 25 years and is in politics for decades. I would describe her as intelligent and she’s over 400 pounds for sure.
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My explanation is that if you come from a rich, connected family, you can pay your way into any position. Hilarious to see a huge blubbery fat hippo taxing sodas and not following her own coronavirus mask rules. A health minister at 400 plus pounds.... God damn, Belgium. You guys should really do something about this.

Seems about as bright and reasonable as Chantal to me.
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Do you do stand up? Because that's comedy gold.
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Actually, yeah, I do, but since everyone is throwing in an oar about what Chantal can do to save her own life, I thought I would offer an opinion on what would actually work - NOT what she would actually do.

But I'm very gratified to know I've lightened someone's sorrowful load in life 😁

You guys realize that listing all the quirks you hate about Chantal means she will now ramp them up tenfold in her videos, right?
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Yes! Which is why we spoon feed her this shite. We know she reads here and she constantly betrays that fact. Prime example is her cats' arses in our faces at nearly some point in every video she makes, accompanied by goblin voice baby talk to them as the cream on top. Now why do you suppose she decided to ramp that up?

Heya, Chantal, you go girl!
 
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Dutch Courage said:
(they are often the first to say "a college degree doesn't mean anything", which is something only people without college degrees assert).
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I wish there was a 50/50 notation. I think it's safe to say that when it relates to certain people, a college degree truly means nothing. If your rich pops buys you into, say, Harvard, and you come out the other end with - again, just spitballing here - an MBA, yet you don't have the slightest fucking idea how a company actually runs, I'd say that particular degree doesn't mean jack shit. I'm sure there are loads of examples that even people with college degrees could legitimately point to. That's my onl quibble there.


Please Fill In Ths Field said:
Actually, yeah, I do, but since everyone is throwing in an oar about what Chantal can do to save her own life, I thought I would offer an opinion on what would actually work - NOT what she would actually do.

But I'm very gratified to know I've lightened someone's sorrowful load in life 😁
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Somebody's got to get us through these dark times. Might as well be you.

 
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I’ve been thinking about the clean up crew who may or may not be coming (or have already come) to clean up the boxes and whatever else. Those poor bastards are probably worried about the possibility of picking up a case of Covid. I bet being exposed to C-diff never crossed their minds.

Lucky for those poor SOB’s Chantal will never offer them a cold drink or a bite to eat after doing hard physical labor. They’d walk away with a probable case of Toxoplasmosis courtesy of cat crap on all the counters.

I hope Chantal and Peetz tip well. 🤣
 
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Dutch Courage said:
Fat people are not automatically dumb. There are many flabby 250 pounders these days who are intelligent people. There are fat attorneys, fat scientists, fat professors. They can't say no to a piece of pie after dinner, and they resort to McDonald's and chocolate bars for sustenance more often than they should. But some mechanism keeps them from becoming 300, 350, 400, 500 pounders, and some of that mechanism is basic intelligence.

I have yet to see an intellectual deathfatty. Virgie Tovar comes closest, and she writes at a 7th grade reading level (not an exaggeration, but an accurate appraisal). When someone like her sets the bar, you know you are dealing with a cohort of abject dummies.

Most deathfatties, including Amberlynn and Becky, Jen, and Amy are woefully and quite obviously stupid; none display the intelligence one cultivates in high school, and all appear stunted intellectually and developmentally. The ones who aren't this profoundly dumb are on the dull side normal at best.

Chantal is no exception to this rule. She is a poor reader, a poor speller, a poor writer. She doesn't have a firm grasp of grammar, and paragraph breaks are unknown to her. She remains ignorant of the most basic of facts (true examples: she thinks there is weather on the moon, she has never heard of Palestine, she thinks deja vu is paranormal activity, and she thinks Yankee is a racist term; there are hundreds of others, someday I should compile a book, The Words and Wisdom of Clotso Sarault.) She has absolutely zero critical reasoning skills (of which the Ghost Doc was merely a memorable but far from isolated example). There literally are dogs who could outwit her on critical reasoning tests, and I'm not kidding (she is exceptionally poor at cause and effect). She is incompetent with basic arithmetic. She has difficulty comprehending what other people say to her. She lacks any one-dimensional skill like being a good drummer or knowing how to crochet. She purposely discards information that does not suit her gluttonous purpose in life, and invents a simplistic, childlike view of reality. She has no originality, and steals (bad) ideas from others.

I would say that only Amy is dumber than Chantal among the deathfats on this site. Amy is legit dull; not retarded, but somewhere in the 80's in IQ. So beating her out in the brains department is no feather in the cap.

What is amusing about watching dum dums like Chantal pretend to be smart is how much they obviously are too dumb to even understand the concept of intelligence. They are literally too dumb to know what it feels like to be smart. They tend to have a very negative view of other people (Chantal is a raging misanthrope), and especially dislike intelligent people (they are often the first to say "a college degree doesn't mean anything", which is something only people without college degrees assert). To them, intelligence is like a parlor trick people put on as a charade in order to feel superior to others. It is something one can easily fake, and people who seem intelligent are really just fakers. If you are ignorant of health, for example, all you need to do to sound like an expert is to toss a few words like "hydrate" into your vocabulary. Automatically, you seem intelligent, no degree (even from high school) required!

What such idiots fail to understand is that intelligence is not about using big words. Because they think intelligence is just a put-on or trick, they fail to understand that people who actually are intelligent and have critical reasoning skills can see right through them. One harmonious balance in the universe is that smart people can convincingly pretend to be dumb (harder than it sounds, though), but dumb people can never convincingly pretend to be smart. Because smart people actually listen to and understand what they are saying, they know when something is just ignorant mouthings. Chantal lacks this ability too, like all dumb people do.

How did she get over 400 pounds? Not by being intelligent, that's for sure. A good rule of thumb that I have yet to see disproven is that intelligent people never become deathfats, and deathfats are never intelligent people. The evidence is out there.

TL; DR- Clotso can insist she is a brainiac until the cows come home, but it doesn't make her any smarter than dumb.
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Dunning-Kruger, my good man. Dunning-Kruger with klieg lights and bells on.
 
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In episode #4 of Just Sayin's upload of NYE, Chantal says that she and Peetz met in English class and that they had to write an Ode. Peetz wrote "An Ode to A Fatty" and ended it with " Just eat a salad!!" Then she giggled maniacally and Peetz admitted he was trying to be a teen edgelord. (Around 27 mins in)

She's manic af in this segment and also said that she didn't throw away the packaged food, she calmed down and will talk to the dietician.


eta the correct video, sorry can't figure how to embed and if I learned I'd forget it in minutes.
 
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hambeerlyingnreed said:
At this point, what diet could theoretically work though? Low carb for beetus, but that means high fat which isn't good for her liver or lack of gallbladder. A lot has changed for her since the Dietitian suggested she eat a turkey Slim Jim. I'd live to hear what a dietitian would recommend her to (not) eat now. Since she would never be honest about their recommendations and probably be too stupid to accurately relay them, let alone even attempt to follow the Eaiting Plan, any Dietitian Kiwis here?
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It's really not that hard, she simply needs an actually healthy diet. Lots of vegetables, soups and stews. She's just too lazy to do anything like that and obviously it wouldn't hit the spot like her fast food mukbangs. I don't want to make this just another diet sperg post so here is a funny picture:

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Kate Farms Shill said:
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I'm shocked, I tell ya.
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It will most surely be worth the wait... right?
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I'd understand if her videos involved research, set design, or intensive scripting, but how much effort does it take to wheeze in front of a webcam? A lot apparently, especially when you are the Queen of Deathfats.
So what do we have down the pipe?
  • room cleaning video
  • Torrid haul
  • some Korean recipe the demented duo will butcher
  • dietician video wherein she introduces the plan
  • dietician video wherein she denounces the plan and gloats about her endless nutrition knowledge
  • defiant, indignant mukbang featuring some sugary sludge dessert w/ cheap booze
 
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