Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
I wish there was a 50/50 notation. I think it's safe to say that when it relates to certain people, a college degree truly means nothing. If your rich pops buys you into, say, Harvard, and you come out the other end with - again, just spitballing here - an MBA, yet you don't have the slightest fucking idea how a company actually runs, I'd say that particular degree doesn't mean jack shit. I'm sure there are loads of examples that even people with college degrees could legitimately point to. That's my onl quibble there.
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I completely agree. Most people with MBAs I refer to as "educated idiots." (Don't even get me started on the PhD "call me doctor" types.) They rely on theories they learned in school rather than real-world experiences. They are frustrating to work with.

That comment about Bibi cements the fact that she had 0% say in the breakup. Of course we always knew that, but she always eventually lets the things we already know slip.

EDIT: The thing I say about MBAs and PhDs is my own personal experience. Every single one I have encountered has been an "educated idiot." No offense to those of you who have advanced degrees or have worked with people with advanced degrees and are actually smarter because of them.
 
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Hamberlard Raid said:
It will most surely be worth the wait... right?
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I'd understand if her videos involved research, set design, or intensive scripting, but how much effort does it take to wheeze in front of a webcam? A lot apparently, especially when you are the Queen of Deathfats.
So what do we have down the pipe?
  • room cleaning video
  • Torrid haul
  • some Korean recipe the demented duo will butcher
  • dietician video wherein she introduces the plan
  • dietician video wherein she denounces the plan and gloats about her endless nutrition knowledge
  • defiant, indignant mukbang featuring some sugary sludge dessert w/ cheap booze
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I know i'm in the minority here but I love smug health guru Chantal the best, and I've been hoping against hope for another "new year new me" water fast or fruitarian diet. I'm still lamenting that her late 2018/early 2019 cycling is lost to the ages. That was such a fun time to be a Chantal-watcher.

Pizza Steve said:
I'm more interested in why her response to this guy was about Bibi? He just said he supported her, albeit like a retard.
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Yeah that's exactly the question @AmbersCancer is asking. The original comment said something that made her respond with "no one will replace Bibi" and then edited that part out.


edit: context clues, Madzie thirsted, most likely in a way that suggested he could be her new Bibi.
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Kate Farms Shill said:
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I'm shocked, I tell ya.
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Excuse me, but how did she try when a video wasn't even fucking released?

I swear, it'll never get any less mind boggling how everytime this idiot sets herself up for a diet, plan, schedule, or goal, she ends up failing almost EVERY SINGLE TIME. A rational person would either fucking stop, or really buckle down and get their shit together, but not this slobbering ox.

As for the Bibi comment, what she means is that she'll never be able to replace Bibi, because even HE was out of her league and that's exactly why she's with back with her ex-fiancé.

ETA: This proves that this fat lazy ass would never be able to hold down a regular job. She can't even stick to a basic schedule. It would be helpful if she stopped raving about how this is her "job" when the bitch can't even be bothered to provide quality content on a simple schedule.
 
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Kate Farms Shill said:
I know i'm in the minority here but I love smug health guru Chantal the best, and I've been hoping against hope for another "new year new me" water fast or fruitarian diet. I'm still lamenting that her late 2018/early 2019 cycling is lost to the ages. That was such a fun time to be a Chantal-watcher.
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Me too. My absolute favorite was the 1 day diet eating only "high vibration foods" and not eating those nasty low vibration foods. It was gone too soon.
 
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Penelope Taynt said:
Excuse me, but how did she try when a video wasn't even fucking released?

I swear, it'll never get any less mind boggling how everytime this idiot sets herself up for a diet, plan, schedule, or goal, she ends up failing almost EVERY SINGLE TIME. A rational person would either fucking stop, or really buckle down and get their shit together, but not this slobbering ox.
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Penelope Taynt said:
ETA: This proves that this fat lazy ass would never be able to hold down a regular job. She can't even stick to a basic schedule. It would be helpful if she stopped raving about how this is her "job" when the bitch can't even be bothered to provide quality content on a simple schedule.
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There's no penalty for failure in the deathfat-verse. Everyone knows eventually she'll upload some bullshit and promise, cross her heart, to "do better", whatever the fuck that vague as shit phrase is supposed to actually mean. Then she won't hit that target, again, and the cycle within the cycle continues.
 
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lymphadainty said:
But Youtube is her JOB, you guys.
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I know I shouldn't be after what, four years of content? But I'm still always amazed that she can't stick to things for a single day anymore. And not even big things like 365 days of weigh ins and accountability shit, but the simplest fucking things. Do bare minimum editing on a video on whatever bare bones app she uses on her phone and hit "upload". Complete tech mongs and literal children can do this but a 35 year old can't handle that responsibility.

She could probably rope in some new optimists who haven't heard of her cycling (and who don't see the mostly-deleted evidence of past diet failures) or think she's really for real this time if she sat down at the camera and had another weepy "raw and real" video about her health, no editing required. Film, post, collect adsense. The feeders would get off on more proof of her downward spiral towards immobility, the other fats would "yas queen!" her for even saying she wanted to try to make a change, the hate watchers would have new material to mock, and she'd get Beef n' Cheddar money, no effort required. She wouldn't even have to shower and put on makeup since showing up as a greasy, balding, unwashed mess would seem more raw and real to the optimists and fats and the fetishists would love seeing the damage all that lard has caused her (and we'd all get shiny new profile pics out of it.)

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Me too. My absolute favorite was the 1 day diet eating only "high vibration foods" and not eating those nasty low vibration foods. It was gone too soon.
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Ghost diet was great too. "Doctors don't know everything, except this guy because he can talk to ghosts from the future so I'm going to add celery juice to my diet (sweetened of course!) and everything will work out."

Nothing tops the attempt at a 21-day water fast to me. IIRC she claims she made it six days, which lmao bullshit, there's seasoned fasters and diehard religious whackadoos fasting for Christ who only make it 3 days before caving. No way she made it to six.
 
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Oh I'm a moron. I looked through the channel he's posting from and saw nothing but commentary about south african hip hop. Never thought to search for another channel and just assumed he was the fabled African man who wants to be up in her ponderous pussy.
 
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There have been talks on Reddit about how Chantal hasn't been spotted in her car for a while. Some users assumed she finally outgrew her car, others speculated that she's still on a 14-day quarantine since visiting her mom's for Christmas.

She hasn't mentioned the quarantine much lately even though her mom was supposedly exposed to COVID-19, and therefore Chantal was exposed also since she visited her mom.

We really haven't seen the binge mobile in a while and most of her lives have been from her bed or her post by the refrigerator. Could it be that she's taking the quarantine seriously this time? Housebound? 🤔

Like someone said, she really should invest in an SUV because I'm not sure how much more hell that clown car can take.
 
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Penelope Taynt said:
There have been talks on Reddit about how Chantal hasn't been spotted in her car for a while. Some users assumed she finally outgrew her car, others speculated that she's still on a 14-day quarantine since visiting her mom's for Christmas.

She hasn't mentioned the quarantine much lately even though her mom was supposedly exposed to it, therefore Chantal was exposed also since she visited her mom.

We really haven't seen the binge mobile in a while and most of her lives have been from her bed or her post by the refrigerator. Could it be that she's taking the quarantine seriously this time? Housebound? 🤔

Like someone said, she really should invest in an SUV because I'm not sure how much more hell that clown car can take.
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She said in her NYE video that her mom tested negative.
 
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