Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Slowpoke Sonic]

I theorize that Lou genuinely believes, each and every time, that "this time is gonna be the time that it's different. This time it's gonna work out differently, people are going to like me, and I'm going to be recognized for how deserving I am and get money." In that vein of thought, appearance and name are very, veeeery important!

i guess its because he's still paranoid about neo-nazis from a new zealand fruit farm trying to steal his money and valuable ipads so he names himself after superheroines and greek goddesses just to seem like a different person

he's like one of those pretentions fucks who come back under a new moniker after causing or getting involved something petty happened

 

[Iron Hamster]

Stolen valor is a thing

That was my immediate thought too.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Edit: Nevermind, he switched his handle to @leonakitteh

Ripped off from a character from Gneech's Suburban Jungle comic, which Lou credits with turning him into a furry in the first place. That guy has a lot to answer for.

Spoiler: Character description

Leona Lioness​

Occupation: aspiring supermodel (early days); movie, TV, and pop music star (by the end)
Relations: aside from a brief appearance by her mother in a fantasy sequence, Leona’s relations are largely unspecified
Walking the knife edge between ambition and obsession, Leona has had her life’s plans unintentionally thwarted by Tiffany again and again, and is a bit … irritated about it. She also has a bit of an impulse-control problem. Plays “Leona-5” in Tiffarella in the 24½ Century and “Harriet ‘Hart’ O’Steele” in Kitten Kaboodle, Space Ranger.

 

[Miss Misery]

> shoutout to #nurses!!!

> I'm at the mercy of a nurse who can't be bothered to call me blah blah blah entitlementcakes

 

[BoobWhiskers]

For anyone new to the thread since last time Ichigo Tomato popped up (it's been a while), he's an absolutely batshit insane 'bisexual lesbian' troon with a serious anger management problem who likes to just absolutely go off on anyone who makes the mistake of crossing paths with him.

His most notable moments in the thread:
- Lou got in a slapfight with a FTM teenaged kid, Ichigo took it upon himself to step in and call said teenager (~16 or so) a cumdumpster and a bunch of other creepily sexual shit.
- gets in fights with actual lesbians about how bisexual lesbians are totally legit lesbians, and how 'in the words of [his] aunt, all lesbians need a good dicking now and then'
- despite IchigoTomato being a selfrighteous troon, someone called him a boomer so he decided that was a perfectly valid reason to say he didn't give a fuck about their gender identity and call them a bunch of slurs because 'they disrespected him, so he didn't owe them any politeness'

Tl;dr he's basically the navy deal copypasta, Buffalo Bill edition. He repeatedly blows the fuck up at anyone and everyone and then tries to hand wave it all away as 'oh, I get angry'.
He's one of those people that shows that the only people who can stomach Lou are just as awful as he is.

 

[Dusk]

Stolen valor is a thing, so I wouldn't be surprised if that's at play. However the numbers do refer to actual positions:
74D Chemical, Biological, Radiological, and Nuclear (CBRN) Specialist
88M Motor Transport Operator
(But who knows - could also be 74% dominant 88% master, right?)
PTSD does a thing or two. Especially when you're ID'ing as a bi lesbian but you're using a male name with a male-looking character. Or is he reversing the name order for some reason?


I theorize that Lou genuinely believes, each and every time, that "this time is gonna be the time that it's different. This time it's gonna work out differently, people are going to like me, and I'm going to be recognized for how deserving I am and get money." In that vein of thought, appearance and name are very, veeeery impfortant!

Yes, absolutely. However, during the war in Iraq, recruiting standards got loosened up pretty badly. There are a lot of people out there claiming to be veterans who either had desk jobs, or really did serve, but had no business being in uniform in the first place. My father graduated Ranger school in the nineties, and I know he saw a big change in the quality of the general quality of recruits as standards loosened. You always get the legacy-admissions oxygen thieves coming out of the academies, but the major shift came when the standards were relaxed for the regular enlisted men. Most of the people that were seriously fucked in the head got socked into riding a desk, so I'm guessing that this guy was one of those, but I guess you never know.

 

[Miss Misery]

Has anyone used the IRS "Get my payment" status page successfully? Because I'm checking mine and my mom's and it just defaults to an error page.

We both got our payments on the 31st (because ha ha working taxpayers) but I haven't gotten the site to work at ALL. So is he lying about the website telling him he's not eligible or whatever he's claiming? Because how does he even know if the site is erroring out every single time?

 

[Sintharia]

Has anyone used the IRS "Get my payment" status page successfully? Because I'm checking mine and my mom's and it just defaults to an error page.

We both got our payments on the 31st (because ha ha working taxpayers) but I haven't gotten the site to work at ALL. So is he lying about the website telling him he's not eligible or whatever he's claiming? Because how does he even know if the site is erroring out every single time?

No, the website isn’t working. And his bank is probably telling people whatever is convenient to get them off their phone lines. The IRS has even said that it will likely take several weeks for all of the deposits to go through, and that January 4th was the first possible date that they would go through.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

The part that kills me is how does someone stay so seditary? It kills me to be still for so long, even when I'm playing games I have to get up and walk around a bit.

I think you need a lifetime of unhealthy eating and lying in bed all day to achieve such a radical level of not moving. This is why iPads are so attractive for Louis; he doesn't even have to sit to consoom. Even NEET pot-smokers can't live nearly as sedentary as that. Doing heroin or playing WoW all day is literally a highly functional lifestyle compared to the life this guy is living.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Yes, absolutely. However, during the war in Iraq, recruiting standards got loosened up pretty badly. There are a lot of people out there claiming to be veterans who either had desk jobs, or really did serve, but had no business being in uniform in the first place. My father graduated Ranger school in the nineties, and I know he saw a big change in the quality of the general quality of recruits as standards loosened. You always get the legacy-admissions oxygen thieves coming out of the academies, but the major shift came when the standards were relaxed for the regular enlisted men. Most of the people that were seriously fucked in the head got socked into riding a desk, so I'm guessing that this guy was one of those, but I guess you never know.

Was just about to come in here and say that. The site has at least three threads I can think of featuring veterans of various branches who probably should never have been allowed to pass MEPS, let alone get anywhere near a firearm. Sadly, serving in the armed forces and being a crazy asshole are not mutually exclusive.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

Was just about to come in here and say that. The site has at least three threads I can think of featuring veterans of various branches who probably should never have been allowed to pass MEPS, let alone get anywhere near a firearm. Sadly, serving in the armed forces and being a crazy asshole are not mutually exclusive.

The USA should have a "sperg brigade" or "company crazy" or some army branch where you put the loonies and send them in to intimidate the enemy. I cannot imagine anything scarier than a whole battalion of autistic furries, physically fit and armed to the teeth.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

i dug up some info about undertale larper. apparently he's a granny tranny and also follows ichigo tomato

he also has a blog outside of twitter. this is some very sad stuff. whoever believes in DID shit must be sent to a mental facility.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

i dug up some info about undertale larper. apparently he's a granny tranny and also follows ichigo tomato

he also has a blog outside of twitter. this is some very sad stuff. whoever believes in DID shit must be sent to a mental facility.

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Eh, if they can’t “front” and be a productive member of society I don’t care how many imaginary friends run around inside somebody’s head. It’s nowhere near the weirdest shit prevalent these days. Undertale Larper does not fit the above description though, so I fully agree with you.

 

[Narr Then]

He's gone again

Edit--those rating me late, feel free to rate yourselves dumb.

This is his 2nd DFE/rebrand of the day.

Donuts.

 

[Tard Repository]

Has anyone used the IRS "Get my payment" status page successfully? Because I'm checking mine and my mom's and it just defaults to an error page.

We both got our payments on the 31st (because ha ha working taxpayers) but I haven't gotten the site to work at ALL. So is he lying about the website telling him he's not eligible or whatever he's claiming? Because how does he even know if the site is erroring out every single time?

I was able to catch it working successfully when I checked yesterday. Maybe traffic has something to do with it? 90% of said traffic being Lou manically refreshing said tool like an impatient tard, of course.

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This is the quickest DFE cycle I've ever seen him go through. His desperation for griftbux must be getting to him...

 

[dumb idiot]

New handle: @artemislioness

 

[Doggo]

i dug up some info about undertale larper. apparently he's a granny tranny and also follows ichigo tomato

he also has a blog outside of twitter. this is some very sad stuff. whoever believes in DID shit must be sent to a mental facility.

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The thing is that this isn't DID.

There is some debate in psychology about whether DID is a distinct thing, or if its a more complex mechanism of some other underlying condition.

The one thing thst isn't in doubt with DID though, is that you don't just switch plurals or whatever the fuck whenever you feel like it. That's not a thing.

IANA shrink but afaik, people with DID are generally not aware of their alts. The triggers can be anything and everything, but generally those with DID are not aware of their alts or when they switch, as a result of this, they often lose track of time, can forget where they are, how they got there, and they can be confused when confronted, since the prior chunk of time is essentially lost to them.

Its been a while since I've read into this, so, grain of salt, but there is fairly significant debate amongst mental health professionals, and the research that has been done isn't really clear.

In any case, I'm pretty sure this plurality shit isn't a thing. It's definitely not DID though.

 

[Kled]

Not if you actively manage your diet and stop straining your eyes with max brightness screens, numbnuts. He can't even be assed to turn on that mode on iPads that drop the brightness after a set time. I just had an eye exam a few months ago and the doc told me that my eyes were perfectly healthy even with the type 2. Does he know how to take care of anything that's not a growing shit in his colon?

 

[Doggo]

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Not if you actively manage your diet and stop straining your eyes with max brightness screens, numbnuts. He can't even be assed to turn on that mode on iPads that drop the brightness after a set time. I just had an eye exam a few months ago and the doc told me that my eyes were perfectly healthy even with the type 2. Does he know how to take care of anything that's not a growing shit in his colon?

Eyesight will only get worse if you do nothing about it, which is what the doctor would have said.

A new diabetes patient will usually be referred to an optometrist to check eye health, but its not like there's nowhere to go but down in terms of eye health with diabetes.

This instantly fails the sniff test for anyone who has diabetes. This is 100% just another bullshit excuse, but it's not as if you needed me to tell you that. Lou is the worst pathological liar I know.

 

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New handle: @artemislioness