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So when he goes to slaughter Langley Resident to death, is he going to try to shank them from the seat of his scootypuff, or will the walker give him a little more dexterity for the quick turns? Or maybe he's going to go for some double-fisting action with a cane in one hand and a shiv in the other?

I hope he's used his Corona time well, 'cause the last time he deployed the cane... like not to powerlevel but I've seen kindergarteners playing whiffle ball who put more juice into a swing.

And I'm sure LR has some deft evasive maneuvers, like walking 25 feet away at a semi-brisk pace, or stepping off a sidewalk, or climbing up three stairs. If cornered, deploying a cup of water, a Sikh turban, or an adjustable medical table at JY has also proven super effective.

I could see our spud trying to move too quickly and spraining an ankle or some shit, and you know this chomo shithead would call 911 and press charges on LR like he wasn't there to instigate.

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KiwiFuzz said:
And I'm sure LR has some deft evasive maneuvers, like walking 25 feet away at a semi-brisk pace, or stepping off a sidewalk, or climbing up three stairs. If cornered, deploying a cup of water, a Sikh turban, or an adjustable medical table at JY has also proven super effective.
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What about tampon kaltrops?
 
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Chinzap Bopolap said:
He acts like such a hard man. He wouldn't act all the hard man if someone had fought back all this time. All the people like Keane who took a beating have just empowered this tard.
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On the other hand, his over confidence (with the police especially) is paying off dividends.

These aged well...
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If you want to blame anyone for his behaviour blame the yanivs themselves.
 
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Chinzap Bopolap said:
This is hilarious. What a meltdown only because *someone* called LangleyResident appears.
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Yeah I named myself Dan Dicks and followed Yaniv once. Needless to say, I got blocked.

Chinzap Bopolap said:
He acts like such a hard man. He wouldn't act all the hard man if someone had fought back all this time. All the people like Keane who took a beating have just empowered this tard.
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On the other hand, it would give Yaniv another thing to cry victim about.
 
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Jones McCann said:
10% unemployment, people locked inside, homeless people dying on the streets:
congress: no it's a-woman, cis scum!!!
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We have this shit in the UK as well. There is this woke lawyer who crowdfunds silly legal campaigns and despite the wu-flu and people dying he feels the need to drag the health system to court over a decision that kids can't consent to gender swaps

Well there has been a case when the crowdfunders have been found liable for legal fees so these crowd funded woke things may die off
 
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JY's Tampon said:
Still my favorite video of Jonathan and Miriam.
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This one really makes my toes curl, yeah the threats are always funny but the mother caressing and him groaning turn my stomach.

His death bed scenes take some beating. The recent Chris Elston ones are favourites especially the subway one; the phone call from null where you can hear yaniv's arse immediately drop to the floor and the prank phone call from a US FBI officer (iirc). Yesterday's leak of him happily "mixing" until Langley Resident surfaces still has me chuckling.

So for every threat he issues I know it's just a matter of time when something gets leaked to make those threats even more hilarious. I've said it before but I absolutely love his hard man persona.

eta:
DentonDick on TikTok, that'll please jonathan yaniv. (one especially for you @JY's Tampon...glazed eyes and all)

Not sure what platform this is as I don't use any. Could it be because of Langley Resident? :lit:
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"With COVID-19 cases soaring, Quebec government considers imposing curfew"​

Seems there is a worrying rise in Covid-19 cases in the Province so wonder if jon boy's surgery will still go ahead? No update on the GRS clinic website atm. https://blog.grsmontreal.com/en/covid-19-coronavirus/
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that whole saga is joke. It’s not nor was it ever going to happen. Why people still believe it was is pretty crazy. Dude has no self control, no support system, health problems (real and fake) out the ass but sure doctors will chop off his little egg shaped lady dick.

edit: also don’t you think he’d be bragging about it right now?
 
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