Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

The TDS thread is a bit like a morgue right now, so I'm just going to hang out in here and work on my list of Mike Pence's new nicknames since apparently the Right hates Mike Pence, now.
I don't think there is a politician above dogcatcher who the "TDS poster" segment of the Right doesn't hate now, Trump included.
 
The TDS thread is a bit like a morgue right now, so I'm just going to hang out in here and work on my list of Mike Pence's new nicknames since apparently the Right hates Mike Pence, now. Bit confusing, but I can't let the Pence memes die, they were too much fun.

Mike "Lost the Election? No Insurrection" Pence
Mike "Storm the Capitol and Your Ass is Detachable" Pence
Mike "No Voter Fraud for the Son of God" Pence
Mike "Neck Ventilation is My Only Temptation" Pence
Mike "Dominion Machine is Trump's Guillotine " Pence
Mike "Faithless Electors get Lethal Injectors" Pence
Mike "Orange Skin is a Cardinal Sin" Pence
Mike "Biden for President is Now Evident" Pence
Mike "Trump's Rioters Better Get Quieter" Pence
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Does anyone know who the guy who had to be thrown out because he was throwing a tantrum that Conor Lamb said that there were dangerous lies being spread and looked in their direction? I think that he spoke earlier, but I didn't remember who he was. I saw people running towards him (but the camera wasn't on him) so I wonder if he got violent.
 
They couldn't even capitalize on the fear by asking them to give us $2000? What a waste of time.

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They really seemed to have no plan. What would have happened if the congressmen hadn't been evacuated and the protestors stormed in and confronted the face to face? Would they actually have coherent demands, or would they just scream PEPE and STOP THE STEAL and LIZARD PEOPLE or whatever the fuck they scream about?
 
I dread the glowposting levels on this site now that the A&Niggers have their blood up and (in their mind) nothing to lose.
I wish A&N and the Happenings board would just be moved the frikken Spergatory already. Those boards and the people who post exclusively in them need to GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
I wish A&N and the Happenings board would just be moved the frikken Spergatory already. Those boards and the people who post exclusively in them need to GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I unironically agree. They'll glowpost us into oblivion (or a gang-rape by the feds) and suck each other off for doing so while calling anyone who doesn't think this should become the planning ground for their half-fantasized campaign against the US government cucks and libtards.
 
They really seemed to have no plan. What would have happened if the congressmen hadn't been evacuated and the protestors stormed in and confronted the face to face? Would they actually have coherent demands, or would they just scream PEPE and STOP THE STEAL and LIZARD PEOPLE or whatever the fuck they scream about?
REEEEE REEEEEE HOW DARE MORE PEOPLE VOTE FOR THE HAIR SNIFFING PEDO THAN MY GOD TRUMPERINO REEEEEEEEEE!
 
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IT'S EVERYONE'S FAULT EXCEPT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE
 
Like yeah no one should’ve died but these people really should stop these fantasies of how the elites will worship some cop for killing some unarmed person.


They really seemed to have no plan. What would have happened if the congressmen hadn't been evacuated and the protestors stormed in and confronted the face to face? Would they actually have coherent demands, or would they just scream PEPE and STOP THE STEAL and LIZARD PEOPLE or whatever the fuck they scream about?
I unironically think a congressmen would’ve been harmed or killed while the radical idiots treat it like the French Revolution
 
I remember arguing with A&N retards about Trump being nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. I told them that he was nominated by one meme politician in Norway who himself might be retarded and there was no way in hell that he would win. They genuinely thought he could win. After the shit show that Trump created now the meme politician backtracked really fucking hard so I guess the peace prize is of the table as well as the presidency.
 
Like yeah no one should’ve died but these people really should stop these fantasies of how the elites will worship some cop for killing some unarmed person.
I don't understand what is so hard to comprehend about "Don't fucking press the armed guards on high alert in the federal facility you're currently breaking into." People have said it countless times in the last 18 hours but I think that meets the definition of "fucking around and finding out."
I unironically think a congressmen would’ve been harmed or killed while the radical idiots treat it like the French Revolution
It would have at least given them a higher purpose besides loitering in the Capitol Building on certification day.
 
Trump pretty much has a bit of similarities with Duterte, Bolsonaro, and pretty much Farage, Le Pen, Wilders, etc. I had seen the rise of populism, as this was happening in 2016. And yes, I do not reside in America but some of my relatives do. As for "The Steal", I rarely do. Admittedly, Clemente Guzman being my alter-ego, I tweeted QAnon stuff under said pseudonym.
Doesn't your country hate Duterte to begin with especially what is going on at the Philippines to begin with?
 
Jesus Christ, the other thread (Trump March thread) is defending this on the grounds that “Antifa has been rioting for months, destroying tons of property”. This is literal delusion.

I shouldn’t be amazed anymore but here we are.
Yeah, and it's not just that brand of idiot either. I've been sent a number of pictures of grandmas and awkward aunts who are posting that TEEFA was there, dressed up as boomers, storming on in, and Trump's good boys never so much as tried to haul a cop over a barricade. Some retard in that thread suggested that the cops freely let them waltz inside and they accidentally overturned some papers with their momentum. Now they all believe that the world's gonna end, the FEMA camps are coming, it's time for low-skill workers who are too good to get a trade to RISE UP!, etc etc in there. I've also seen people insisting that Trump impressed upon everyone to be peaceful, but I really don't remember him stressing that in his lonesome speech or in his tweets (in which he goaded them on further by insisting he didn't actually lose reeeeee)

Still, I like dipping into those threads for the sheer nonsense you can wring out. There's no better place to mock the fuck out of people freaking out because of things they have no control over, that won't affect them in the slightest, that are only this END OF THE WORLD because they're believe it is literally impossible for them to be wrong. They are desperate, desperate, to stave off having to thing for a microsecond about what this would all mean if they've been wrong and taken for a ride.

It'd completely destroy their self-image, and I really think that a lot of them - while correctly yelling at progressive losers who make their pronouns and retarded political takes and shitty fashion and consoomer tendencies the entire cornerstone of their "identity," it would be devastating to realize that they've done the same fucking thing for themselves. I really think it's the case; these people are so allergic to doing any research or learning fucking anything that I cannot understand the levels of cognitive dissonance in any other way. Trump is the identity that fills the walking voids of these doompillers, who will keep concocting evermore ways to preserve that self-image.
That is the beauty of this, a week ago he still could’ve made a killing hosting a talking head show on Fox News, or positioned himself for another run, and you know he’s already writing his next perfect autobiography. But now? He’s fucked. The only people he’ll be able to preach to are the kind of people he would genuinely loathe to be around. He’ll be like Alex Jones, just jumping around hoping to evade platform bans until his left posting his rambling on Randy Quaids lizard people blog or something.

To a raging narcissist, this will be a fate worse than death.
I genuinely think the man is at risk of being removed via impeachment or the 25th. There's momentum for it, and I've heard rumors that his cabinet is discussing it, as many of his staff quit in protest. They would be drafted tonight and published early tomorrow, probably announced after ~8/9am est.

If this man gets removed from the presidency, he will be the only one in all of US history to achieve that feat. Being removed during a lame duck period, with just two weeks to go until the turnover, would be the biggest humiliation in US history I can think of - even more than the white house being sacked in the war of 1812. He has no recourse if they begin those proceedings, because he has a very, very small number of friends left; those senators and reps know that they're not getting elected. And with Pence and Mitch both vehemently angry at this fucking dude... well, what've they got to lose? Mitch is old and is (in my opinion) the strongest US legislator in power currently. The dems will go along with the plan without a doubt, and he can pull strings. Pence's political fate lies entirely with where the GOP goes next; he won't win a popular election for being a traitor. There's no reason not to scorched earth, pull strings, crack the whip, and make history. Trump would go insane.
The Troubles are coming to the US. Anything short of Trump being installed, no questions asked, will satisfy these people- and now, not even that for some of them.
I've been thinking about this one, and I'm not so sure about it. I think you will see a lot of lone wolves, but I don't think you'll see much in the way of organized, targeted crime like the IRA got up to. The kinds of tech we have now weren't available to the IRA, obviously, but that's almost more of a hindrance -- these boomers have been fedposting on donald.win and twitter and facebook for days.

They're glowing from space. They don't realize that their SIM card is a fucking tracking device that getting a subpeona for is trivial. They barely paid any attention to Snowden's warnings because they couldn't understand them. And they have a lot of ground to travel in the US, making integrated supply chains and distribution networks very difficult for picky materials. Some, like the weirdo 5G Nashville guy (ah, those halcyon days) will be able to evade all that, be smart, and act on their own... but organization is impossible, and lone wolves can only get up to so much, especially with all the added security focus we will be seeing.

It wouldn't be impossible that they realize overwhelming numbers makes dealing with them cumbersome, but as we saw today they're incredibly unfocused, and they don't listen to anyone but grifters.
I wish A&N and the Happenings board would just be moved the frikken Spergatory already. Those boards and the people who post exclusively in them need to GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I enjoy mudslinging and getting people all worked up and heated up over this shit, and it seems like a LOT of these PROUD PATRIOTS have all the spine of a cattail, breaking immediately if you dare to insult them. Goes in with that self-image idea above. The people with backbone, I find, are generally pretty chill and able to talk politics without being complete, glowy speds -- or if they do, they realize that they're not really emotionally prepared for politics and they excuse themselves.
I get a real, real kick out of this shit but I fucking agree, there's going to be a tide of magatards that the site needs to protect itself from. This doomsaying and screeching and turning every thread into BUT ANTIFA AND BLM THOUGH, CONSERVATIVES ARE LITERALLY BEING GENOCIDED is only going to recede if the spastic, unstable ones get made fun of and lack reinforcements to assuage their worries that they might be retarded.

As an aside, I believe the government really needs to not go after the vast majority of people who were protesting, even the ones that got into the building, less as an olive branch and more as a pressure release valve. They really believe they're more persecuted than anyone else on the planet (again, their self-image reinforced by looking only at mirror entities), and so if the feds come down hard on them, you'll see that radicalization spark sooner. The language of calling them insurrectionists and domestic terrorists and so-on won't help, but I know people won't drop it; the correct term in my eye is "dumb fucking retard." I think most of the people that stormed the Capitol had no idea why they were doing it and were caught up in the frenzy, and didn't intend to hurt anyone. Problem is, of course, they were meatshields for the people who... were.

I genuinely think a lot of them didn't think insurrection was the aim, or assassination, or whatever. I think a lot of them just assumed they would run in, bang on stuff, and then Trump would still be president. These people just cannot comprehend not only the modern world, but the world that's been around fucking forever. And now we get to suffer the consequences of the various crackdowns while they proceed to splinter off into a Bull Moose party because they didn't know that happened.
 
Well, there were a handful of left-wing folks who showed their dislike for meddling from America. Does my country hate Duterte? He is the President of the Philippines, and there were supporters, as well as the critics of the present administration.
Doesn't your country hate Duterte to begin with especially what is going on at the Philippines to begin with?
 
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