Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[John Daker]

I found this on /cow/ (rates optimistic) NSFW

 

[Spider Jerusalem]

This has easily become my favorite thread. It's just a gift that keeps on giving.

Maybe I'll ask around Steamtown next time I'm up there to see if anyone has Shaner-stories.

 

[Zim]

Len Shaner is not Gay! Get that through your Fucking Head.

@The_Knight_Rider Stop spouting hearsay, Shaner.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

Answer my question. Do you still shit your pants when you get put in your fucking place?

Answer my question , How's Payton been?

 

[Cthulu]

Brought to you by: Curr Bee .
Hexidecimal_Prime - Leonard F. Shaner Jr. (Not to be confused with the famous historian Leonard F. Shaner Jr. from Pottsgrove, PA) Secretely recruited by Dennis Blank to commit illegal acts under the Leonard F. Shaner name. D.O.B. 6/32/1989 Nationality: Italian Location: East Stroudsburg, PA

Cthulu - Nyarla Thotep Malicious Deity and Lovecraftian Nightmare, son of Aza Thoth known by many as the Crawling Chaos

Bassomatic - Gary Oak The main rival, seems to always be one step ahead, in a homosexual relationship with a guy named Ash

Oh Dae-Su - Char Mander Obsessed with burning things, if his tail burns out, he dies.

Ya got me. Ya got Thohep.

 

[Dr.Research]

This might get spergy but you know what? I'm feeling sentimental so bare with me.

I feel a bit sorry for you, and you're the only lolcow I can say that about.
You're a man who can't even enjoy his favorite hobby because you've alienated everyone through your grandstanding and poor social skills. But who cares, right? Plenty of cows have that problem. But you- you're special.

You're a middle aged man who amounted to nothing. You have no family of your own, nor any hope to have one or even marry into one. You have no accomplishments worth a damn or that are not stolen. You embarrass yourself at everything you do and don't have the sense to quit while your ahead. It is all delusion or is some of it a defense mechanism? Like, you know you're barely an individual and once you're done living and your relative pass, the only people who might remember you are strangers on the Internet who laugh at you or use you as the ultimate bad example.

I'm bringing this up because both my grandparents and great-grandparents helped raised me. Because of that, I have a soft spot for people who could be (or in your case, almost look) like my grandparents. Honestly, it's a bit hard for me to see your doofy smile and conductor hat. You look like a harmless, possibly "slow" adult, but goddamn once you scratch the surface. It boggles my mind to know your sit at your computer while your mother is upstairs and waste the remainder of your life trying to intimidate people you'll never meet, most of whom could be half your age.

Seeing you post all this asinine shit is entertaining as hell, but once in a while I feel that speck of pity for you. I've seen people call you a sociopath and narcissist, and while I won't make a professional decree on that, it's still amazing how little you've done. At your age if not having a family, you should be stable in a job/career or be doing something. You know, like not being banned from every damn RR in fucking PA. Actually doing things and starting to realize life is short and middle age is the middle for a reason.

I'm going to visit my great-grandparents graves soon and that always gets me sentimental. Do you ever think about who would visit you? Do you ever wonder what's going to happen when you can't harass women or trespass on the RR or even try and counter-troll forums?

I know none of this will get through to you, and that's fine. But just know Lenny, as funny as you are and as irredeemable as you are, I feel some pity for you. But then I hear about you perving on children or women and that pity instantly vanishes.

//Sperging over. Commence regular shitposts.

 

[QT 219]

Answer my question , How's Payton been?

By continuing to ask me that question, you validate every interaction I've had with you and story I've related. I'm not who you think I am. Keep trying though. Watching you flail about like a dying goldfish is supremely satisfying.

@Zim; permission to be smug?

 

[Pottstown Pete]

Len Shaner is not Gay! Get that through your Fucking Head.

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Hate to admit it, but @The_Knight_Rider might be right. Len used to tell this story. He was fucking this guy in the ass one time. And I mean really giving it to him good. All of a sudden the guy reached back and started playing with Len's balls. Len said, "Jesus Christ I think this guy might be a homosexual!"

See? Not gay.

 

[Zim]

@Zim; permission to be smug?

lol Granted, of course!

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I'm almost sad that he hasn't doxxed me yet.

... Unless he took me seriously when I said I was on his side.

Seriously, though, this thread should just be put in the dictionary as the new definition of autism.

Hey give me your real names in (IM) and I'll run a background check on you all for free.

Alice Margatroid. I'm a puppeteer that lives in the woods in the middle of nowhere. Can't wait to see what you dig up on me.

Or if he takes me seriously again.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

I like your drawings better than your photos.

Spoiler

 

[Wally Balljacker]

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Hate to admit it, but @The_Knight_Rider might be right. Len used to tell this story. He was fucking this guy in the ass one time. And I mean really giving it too him good. All of a sudden the guy reached back and started playing with Len's balls. Len said, "Jesus Christ I think this guy might be a homosexual!"

See? Not gay.

It's only gay if you lock eyes, which luckily is pretty difficult for Len.

 

[Oh Dae-Su]

Brought to you by: Curr Bee .
Hexidecimal_Prime - Leonard F. Shaner Jr. (Not to be confused with the famous historian Leonard F. Shaner Jr. from Pottsgrove, PA) Secretely recruited by Dennis Blank to commit illegal acts under the Leonard F. Shaner name. D.O.B. 6/32/1989 Nationality: Italian Location: East Stroudsburg, PA

Cthulu - Nyarla Thotep Malicious Deity and Lovecraftian Nightmare, son of Aza Thoth known by many as the Crawling Chaos

Bassomatic - Gary Oak The main rival, seems to always be one step ahead, in a homosexual relationship with a guy named Ash

Oh Dae-Su - Char Mander Obsessed with burning things, if his tail burns out, he dies.

I gave you my name and you still get it wrong. Your source started off strong but it seems as though their guesses are getting weaker.

 

[QT 219]

I like your drawings better than your photos.

Spoiler

View attachment 35091

"Man Before Horrible Farm Accident" (Crayons on Taupe Canvas, 1993)

LOL that's some Gacy shit right there.

 

[Cthulu]

It's only gay if you lock eyes, which luckily is pretty difficult for Len.

That should be on a pedo watch billboard.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

If you worked there , Who was Robby?

Trick question.

Spoiler

Robby the Pedo Robot was a major role model during Leonard's childhood

 

[Hexidecimal_Prime]

Hexidecimal_Prime - Leonard F. Shaner Jr. (Not to be confused with the famous historian Leonard F. Shaner Jr. from Pottsgrove, PA)

Well the secret is out. I am actually SHANER PRIME.

 

[Tricksy Fuckin Hobbitses]

Your picture clearly shows a small boy. That is who you are. You cannot change that.

...oh god he's been lusting after that, hasn't he.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Check out the signatures. There's something about them...can't quite put my finger on it...

Spoiler: Art by Shaner

 

[Wally Balljacker]

That should be on a pedo watch billboard.

Spoiler: Close enough?