Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Did anyone make a cut of niks rhyme thingy earlier? Rate me autistic but dang i want that dorky cut.
 
They “Cancelled” me last year, did it work... LOL

is this targeted at soo? Or drama in general?
I listened to a bit of this. He did a q&a someone asked how he felt about it and he said he don't give a fuck, He's lucky it got him more subscribers than actually being cancelled.
One other thing he said was that he knows about copyright laws because of a b c.. and he had a to sign a release form because he's going to be in a popeyes commercial even though they only use 5-6 seconds of his footage he still had to sign a release. I got curious and started searching but couldn't find this said commercial. However I did find some new ads (i think) and I imagine nik's is going to be something similar to these from what he said.
It may also explain why he's wiped his social media. We know he used to post almost nudes advertising his only fans which i can't imagine would go down well with a family friendly fast food place.
 
I listened to a bit of this. He did a q&a someone asked how he felt about it and he said he don't give a fuck, He's lucky it got him more subscribers than actually being cancelled.
One other thing he said was that he knows about copyright laws because of a b c.. and he had a to sign a release form because he's going to be in a popeyes commercial even though they only use 5-6 seconds of his footage he still had to sign a release. I got curious and started searching but couldn't find this said commercial. However I did find some new ads (i think) and I imagine nik's is going to be something similar to these from what he said.
It may also explain why he's wiped his social media. We know he used to post almost nudes advertising his only fans which i can't imagine would go down well with a family friendly fast food place.
Of all people, he should know that just because you delete it, doesn't mean it's gone.
I don't eat that garbage, but if that's true, I'm hoping Popeye's gets slammed with negativity. I have no idea how this fat fuck constantly swims in shit but comes out smelling like roses. I cannot wait for this freak show to be over.
 
Intercontinental Ballistic Fat Ass.

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Holy shit does anything speak louder to the gluttonous fast food consumerism of this nation than this tableau right here.

To save you the wasted time, he rages about a secretary canceling his appointment when he arrived at the office instead of calling him in advance for most of the time. He eventually ends up wearing most of the food in front of him that he doesn't destroy in a fit eventually ending up looking like one of those incels that got brushed off by a woman and is now about to go gun some place up for it for revenge.

Of course this shit is just more of his stupid act so it's more tedious than anything.
 
That's so fucking horrible but as anyone who has seen the 'eye of sauron' pic of Nico's pooper, knows, SO fucking accurate. :cryblood:
Of the several thousand images and videos I've seen of buttholes, that was the only one I wish I could unsee.

It's actually worse than goatse. And I saw that then I was innocent kid on a Pokemon forum. If I could unsee one image, it's Nick's coin slot.
 
Of the several thousand images and videos I've seen of buttholes, that was the only one I wish I could unsee.

It's actually worse than goatse. And I saw that then I was innocent kid on a Pokemon forum. If I could unsee one image, it's Nick's coin slot.
I wish we all could unsee it honestly.
 
Of the several thousand images and videos I've seen of buttholes, that was the only one I wish I could unsee.

It's actually worse than goatse. And I saw that then I was innocent kid on a Pokemon forum. If I could unsee one image, it's Nick's coin slot.
Its not a coin slot its a fucking after math of a Vault being busted open from a bank robbery using explosives and thermite to rip open the door, its the worse looking asshole I've ever seen.
 
Makes me wonder what Nick would even be doing if he actually got cancelled and lost most of his money.

My bet is on trying to be a Fat fucking stripper for real old men
He might if he's lucky to carve a niche if he gotten some chubby chasing simps but beyond that, he'll just be screwed and crying tears as the one thing that made him money has dried up on both Youtube and Patreon.

Edit: Made an image thanks to a template someone uploaded. Also made my own Nikocado on a scooter.

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