Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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To be fair, I read a synopsis of death metal to see what they were all complaining for, and can anyone truly tell you what that nonsense is about? M. Night Shamalayan would be embarrassed if he turned in a script with that many "shocking twists"
I honestly can't tell if death metal is earnest experimenting or a brilliant meta-commentary and parody of comics. (Like that Batman & Joker seem to be taking over everything with their popularity.)
 
Mind explaining that for a stupid American who's never heard of it?
The whole meme basically started when the Russian Government in their wise claims went for a guy called Novalnyi and said "Well, we're gonna deal with him like Hitler", thus it got the meme off "Why is it always Hitler?!" or "Why suddenly Hitler?!"
 
What does Robert mean here?
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I love picturing how Bob imagines himself as some erudite sage, scorned and ignored by society for his "painfully truthful" observations, like he's some Cassandran figure (when he's literally a fat guy in his parent's basement). Which is, of course, how right-wing conspiracy theorists often view themselves. I have learned, though, through people like Bob, that some people are genuinely incapable of self-introspection.
 
The Paris agreement on climate change.

As I said, I believe climate change does exist and I believe it is a crisis, but we have to solve this crisis as a planet and unless China and India cut down on emissions along with the West, any climate agreements aren't worth the paper they're written on.
Under Trump America already exceeded the Paris accord goals.
 
So it benefits the people that ideologically agree with you then?
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Yeap. He'd be dry humping the idea of "proportional representation" in the Senate if he was aware of it as well.
Leftists fail to understand why the electoral college exists, part #74295. Oh, and Roberto del Cine calls for anyone who doesn't live in a big city to be effectively disenfranchised, part ∞
I've said this before, but he's essentially Pol Pot's mirror opposite in that regard. To have everyone who doesn't vote Democrat in the rural areas die would be no loss to him.
These people are utterly psychotic. Their persistent wailing about Gamergate has collapsed into an ideology so densely stupid, no rational thought has a remote chance of escaping. While most of those on the pro-GG side have moved on while these self-styled "intellectuals and influenced" have crossed the event horizon where they wallow in their self-inflicted ignorance.

If there is any lesson to learn from Gamergate, it is the folly of the Far Left's obsession with chasing windmills.
The people of GG, politically speaking, were/are on the same side the aisle these loons are on. Obviously they weren't as eager to ride Lenin's embalmed cock as the likes of Vox would be, but my brand of chest-thumping, Right-Wing American patriotism wasn't the norm at all as is the case with most geek/nerd spaces. Associating GG with any of the broader moments of the Right lately is just a continued exercise in futility, which fits in nicely with your windmills analogy.
I wonder if he'll try to say he meant it "meataphorically" when confronted in the future. I'm willing to bet Karadzic said something similar to his generals 30 years ago.
 
Rhasclaat.

Gamergate was seven years ago. There are children in school today that weren't born when Gamergate happened. Will you shut the fuck up about a scandal that wouldn't have happened if Zoe Quinn hadn't shagged a games journalist for good reviews of a shite singleplayer text-based adventure?
Why would they shut up about the one time they were ever relevant in the eyes of society? Anita, Zoe, Wu, all three and many more that still cling to gamergate when they were getting interviews with real news networks. I remember Anita had a piece done on her where she was surrounded by bodyguards cause the evil misogynistic goobergaters were out to get her and all the normies lapped that shit up. Law and Order did a hilarious episode on the whole shitshow, it was their moment in the sun. Well, except for Bob getting his ass fired, but for so many those were the good old days when society actually cared about them. They are the loser who peaked in High School, works as a womens shoe salesman, and still wears his Lettermans jacket on dates.

This is something I'd expect a cartoon supervillain to start monologuing when hes trying to convince the hero to help him with his evil plan or something you'd find in the manifesto of a school shooter. How can you be such a consoomer of pop-culture and not realize your Tweet makes you sound like a Dr. Doom wannabe?
 
Why would they shut up about the one time they were ever relevant in the eyes of society? Anita, Zoe, Wu, all three and many more that still cling to gamergate when they were getting interviews with real news networks. I remember Anita had a piece done on her where she was surrounded by bodyguards cause the evil misogynistic goobergaters were out to get her and all the normies lapped that shit up. Law and Order did a hilarious episode on the whole shitshow, it was their moment in the sun. Well, except for Bob getting his ass fired, but for so many those were the good old days when society actually cared about them. They are the loser who peaked in High School, works as a womens shoe salesman, and still wears his Lettermans jacket on dates.

God that Law and Order episode was amazing.

I best part was Bob saying that it was accurate.
 
I wonder if he'll try to say he meant it "meataphorically" when confronted in the future. I'm willing to bet Karadzic said something similar to his generals 30 years ago.
Good question. I wonder if he'll stop pretending he really doesn't want half the country rounded up and ground up into fertilizer for the rest, preferably while still alive, now that his politics team won?
 
If there is any lesson to learn from Gamergate, it is the folly of the Far Left's obsession with chasing windmills.
And with pop culture, and with easy women.

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Desecrating the Capital Building is serious business...
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Yet suddenly the Capital Building is just "a great overstating gentlemen's club". These people have no principles. If, as per Bobby's suggestion, you need to take an IQ test to vote, Chris will fail.
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No Bible Study today but I still have to post today's update in parts, because Kiwi Farms has a server problem.
 
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