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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
Can Gootecks even be classified as a "Fallen Titan"? Like yeah, he is the face of PogChamp and that is a pretty big thing, but 99% of people don't even know the guy's name or anything about him, and even by the time his lazy ass makes the video, who would care anymore.
 
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@albert chan he wouldn't listen to me even if I told him to his face who I am. Trust me, been there before.
 
Can Gootecks even be classified as a "Fallen Titan"? Like yeah, he is the face of PogChamp and that is a pretty big thing, but 99% of people don't even know the guy's name or anything about him, and even by the time his lazy ass makes the video, who would care anymore.
Let alone the fact Quinton, the dude making the fucking video doesn't even know that much about him. That's like some guy at Best Buy trying to sell you a camera with only knowing the brand name and that it was used to film (Insert middling review film here) but touting it as "It's an incredible camera with all of these features!" while asking his supervisor on what it actually does to avoid conflicting info.

Autist example I know but if you're trying to play the successful content creator crowd like Quinton is aping you don't ask the general public on info about your subject. That's even fucking lazier then going to Wikipedia and changing shit around. Imagine making people do your own work and then touting it as your own personal video.
 
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Is he whacked out on morphine or something? I thought the reason he sounded fucked up was a problem with the Vimeo archive but no, he literally sounds half-asleep.

Quinton, if you’re too lazy to research your own videos the least you could do is remain conscious during the recording.
 
Is he whacked out on morphine or something? I thought the reason he sounded fucked up was a problem with the Vimeo archive but no, he literally sounds half-asleep.

Quinton, if you’re too lazy to research your own videos the least you could do is remain conscious during the recording.
He did the whole video (writing, recording, editing) in a little over a day. He claimed he had been awake for 27 hours straight.
It still is shit, but is a well polished turd.
 
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For people wondering what the joke actually is someone explained it in the comments. It's apparently a running joke that he'll wear a helmet usually with the word "Ham" on it to show that he wants to eat ham (the flag always says Ham on it). So the joke is that this time he doesn't want to eat ham, he wants to eat meat! Ha, what a wacky situation this delightful character has gotten into.

If Quinton really thinks the shoutout from Arin is worth a damn to retweet it on his own with a "wow guess what happened" then I really hope they continue talking so I can see this faggotry in full force.

Also before I realized it, Sumitomedia did a video on Pogchamp legit a month ago so Quinton doesn't even have the edge of being hip and unique.
 
He did the whole video (writing, recording, editing) in a little over a day. He claimed he had been awake for 27 hours straight.
It still is shit, but is a well polished turd.
Well hot damn, he really was that desperate to bank on any potential views from the GooTecks stuff, I was expecting him to take weeks honestly to make the thing.
 
it's funny that he's terrified of actually putting his "owns" in his videos when he talks like a leftist thought leader on twitter
so close but so far from realizing "oh huh people only are watching my videos because they remember this thing from when they were a kid."
 
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it's funny that he's terrified of actually putting his "owns" in his videos when he talks like a leftist thought leader on twitter
so close but so far from realizing "oh huh people only are watching my videos because they remember this thing from when they were a kid."
He's more scared of social rejection than of anything else. His Youtube channel is the embodiment of his entire reason to exist—it's not like he's got anything else going on. If that gets attacked for being, well, needlessly endowed with inane and trite political bullshit, then his entire ego will collapse. I mean, he already gets it here, but we're "the Nazi enemy" or whatever in the Coomrade Quinton world view so we don't matter. If it happens on Youtube among his """peers""" then he might as well kill himself.

There's some weird identity complex going on with Quinton that's really pathetic. The saddest thing is that he could just do something to be proud of on his own and it would help out every other aspect of his life immensely. If he dedicated himself to working out once every other day (and hence had something to personally be proud of that was entirely mundane but laudable), I guarantee he would stop acting like a pissbaby all the time on Twitter about politics.
 
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