Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[OnMeDick]

GOOD FUCKING LORD THE GLUTTONY IS APPALLING!!!

The funny thing is, Lucas could potentially monetize mukbang but he doesn’t even know that’s a thing. He’s had a burrito with a whole bottle of ranch, now he’s ordered two entrees from clinkernigger plus brisket and all the sides, rolls and sauce all over the desk at the 6.

Think he’s gonna gorge on it all and go into diabetic shock tonight, or let the meat sit out all night and day and give him food poisoning tomorrow?

I’m half impressed at his dedication to gluttony, like I def couldn’t each that much food if I tried, I’d vomit halfway in.

 

[Coach McGuirk]

This alone is enough to be marketed as an effective diet plan.

Just tape stills of it to the fridge door.

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I think that last one is going to be the video thumbnail unless he out-disgustings even himself.

Scarfing down prime rib, shirtless, on what I can only assume is a homeless shelter bed, is truly the sign of a true cuisine connoisseur.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

He's gorging. Now it's Clinkerdagger.

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I miss when Red Robin was his restaurant obsession.

At least it's less annoying to the ear than "Clinkerdagger".

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Some poor housekeeper is gonna be in for a nightmare when she steps into that room

 

[mothman96]

Scarfing down prime rib, shirtless, on what I can only assume is a homeless shelter bed, is truly the sign of a true cuisine connoisseur.

He's at Motel 6.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas pissing our tax dollars away on fancy food, motel rooms, and weed and liquor! Of course he would! Doordash is expensive. After paying for tip and delivery fees a Mcdonald's value meal ends up being like 12 or 13 dollars. This fat hobo is using it to buy food that most honest working people would probably only enjoy a few times a year. Lucas enjoys it a few times a month.

That much food. I know he is a fat ass, but seriously. Does his motel or hotel room have a fridge?


So, now that Lucas is staying at a Motel, is he going to lose his shelter bed? Also, that place looks different than the Motel 6. Did he upgrade because he thinks he is rich now? That money will be pissed away before the end of the month. I wonder if Lucas actually went and bought his books and materials.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas pissing our tax dollars away on fancy food, motel rooms, and weed a liquor! Of course he did. Doordash is expensive. After paying for tip, delivery fees a Mcdonald's value meal ends up being like 12 or 13 dollars. This fat hobo is using it to buy food that most honest working people would probably only have enjoy a few times a year. Lucas enjoys it a few times a month.

That much food. I know he is a fat ass, but seriously. Does his motel or hotel room have a fridge?


So, now that Lucas is staying at a Motel, is he going to lose his shelter room? Also, that place looks different than the Motel 6. Did he upgrade because he thinks he is rich now? That money will be pissed away before the end of the month. I wonder if Lucas actually went and bought his books and materials.

Yea, wondering what going to happen when he decides to leave Motel 6. I don't think the shelters "hold" a bed for someone that decides to leave. Still Motel 6, but this time he got a room with 2 beds. In this room he's got a microwave and a mini-fridge.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Oh my. Lucas got stoned, stripped off his shirt and had multiple restaurant meals delivered to his motel room.

This is the happiness he knows.

I refuse to watch him eat.

 

[OnMeDick]

Lucas pissing our tax dollars away on fancy food, motel rooms, and weed and liquor! Of course he would! Doordash is expensive. After paying for tip and delivery fees a Mcdonald's value meal ends up being like 12 or 13 dollars. This fat hobo is using it to buy food that most honest working people would probably only enjoy a few times a year. Lucas enjoys it a few times a month.

That much food. I know he is a fat ass, but seriously. Does his motel or hotel room have a fridge?


So, now that Lucas is staying at a Motel, is he going to lose his shelter bed? Also, that place looks different than the Motel 6. Did he upgrade because he thinks he is rich now? That money will be pissed away before the end of the month. I wonder if Lucas actually went and bought his books and materials.

In some ways this use of his tardbux is best, he’s re-injecting it into the economy, as income for actually working people. A far more egregious behavior would be hoarding it somehow and continuing to mooch free room and board and free food. At least this way actual working people benefit from his Royal Tardnessess Tardbux

 

[Wernology]

Oh my. Lucas got stoned, stripped off his shirt and had multiple restaurant meals delivered to his motel room.

This is the happiness he knows.

I refuse to watch him eat.

You'll never get your PhD in Wernology with that attitude.

 

[cigarettesalsa]

Lmao that food order is hilarious. The way he eats is one of his biggest defects.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Lucas: "I'm a socialist, part of the working class! Down with greedy capitalist decadence!"
Also Lucas: *using your tax dollars to order gluttonous feasts which would make even Louis VI jealous*

 

[wenttobermuda]

You'll never get your PhD in Wernology with that attitude.

I've posted his dick pic in this thread at least half a dozen times, and scrutinized the MRSA sore.

But I can't watch Lucas eat.

 

[mothman96]

Let's see, for this month he got his SSI check (with cost of living increase), left over financial aid, may have or will be receiving the stimulus this month.

SSI--$794.
financial aid refund --$1400.
stimulus--$600.
total for the month -- $2794.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Let's see, for this month he got his SSI check (with cost of living increase), left over financial aid, may have or will be receiving the stimulus this month.

SSI--$794.
financial aid refund --$1400.
stimulus--$600.
total for the month -- $2794.

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Enjoy it, fatty, it’s only down hill from here.

 

[Wernology]

I've posted his dick pic in this thread at least half a dozen times, and scrutinized the MRSA sore.

But I can't watch Lucas eat.

In fairness, his dick pics don't move or make noise.

Hopefully he never gets catfished into sending videos of him trying to be...sexy...in that regard because that would be so much worse than watching and listening to him eat.

 

[wenttobermuda]

In fairness, his dick pics don't move or make noise.

Hopefully he never gets catfished into sending videos of him trying to be...sexy...in that regard because that would be so much worse than watching and listening to him eat.

I fear this post has ensured that an army of charming young lads will assume the guise of queefy baes, and begin pressing Lucas for jack off vids.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Why is she like this?

 

[Telomere Savalas]

Let's see, for this month he got his SSI check (with cost of living increase), left over financial aid, may have or will be receiving the stimulus this month.

SSI--$794.
financial aid refund --$1400.
stimulus--$600.
total for the month -- $2794.

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Fuck this country.

 

[IceQueen]

28oz of prime rib from Clinkerdagger is $89, + drink + 5% takeout fee which is at least $5 + plus whatever deliver/Doordash shit fee. Over $100, and he feels obligated to brag about wasting this money. How is he this stupid.

And that’s not even including the whole other meal he ordered from some other place. Easily like 8000 calories worth of food on his motel room table... And did you notice his drink? Seltzer + soda pop + Reese’s peanut butter cups...