You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

People who tell you to "drop it" as if you're being immature and need to be talked down, but they just want to have the last word and make you look like a child. You drop it, bitch. Half the time they're the ones who started the shit anyway and you're just responding to their bitching about something stupid.
 
People who leave their loud F850 diesel trucks just running while parked in a residential area. I'm noticing it more being home during lockdown, but why do I have to be subject to this low rumble for 20+ minutes while you sit in your driveway doing whatever the fuck? It's not hot or particularly cold outside, just kill your engine, dipshit. I have never in my fucking life parked outside my own house and just sat in my car for more than five minutes, yet every loud engine Leroy or Luis within two blocks of my house does it multiple times a week. Based on casual observation, people with huge trucks like this (who don't use them regularly for work) are some of the more inconsiderate drivers on the road, now I get to be subject to their bullshit at home too. Can somebody please explain why someone would do this, so I can stop being moti?
 
People who leave their loud F850 diesel trucks just running while parked in a residential area. I'm noticing it more being home during lockdown, but why do I have to be subject to this low rumble for 20+ minutes while you sit in your driveway doing whatever the fuck? It's not hot or particularly cold outside, just kill your engine, dipshit. I have never in my fucking life parked outside my own house and just sat in my car for more than five minutes, yet every loud engine Leroy or Luis within two blocks of my house does it multiple times a week. Based on casual observation, people with huge trucks like this (who don't use them regularly for work) are some of the more inconsiderate drivers on the road, now I get to be subject to their bullshit at home too. Can somebody please explain why someone would do this, so I can stop being moti?
Semi drivers do this, and I think it's that they're not smart enough to check if they really need to be running the AC.
 
Youtube videos with baked-in ads for shit like NordVPN where the youtuber talks like he's used it for years and uses a VPN for all his internet use, and acts like that actually protects him from anything anyway.

Endless begging to like, subscribe and "click that bell" make me irrationally angry, too.
 
I hate when people blame their idiotic behaviour on alcohol or drugs. If you know you're a mean drunk but choose to drink around others anyway, I don't care how out of control or "not yourself" you are when being an asshole: it's your fault. If a drug makes you feel good but also turns you into a giant slut with no self-control, you're a moron if you choose to keep taking it.

Also, overuse of the accusation of "victim blaming" pisses me off.
I recently heard of a case where the estranged husband was accused of murdering his young wife. They were both barely out of highschool when they got married and had a daughter, and things were strained from early on; he was apparently very jealous and possessive, possibly physically abusive too. She left him within a couple years with their child and filed charges, but inexplicably continued to fuck him on occassion, as well as two other young men in succession. She got pregnant again and had no idea which of the three men was the father.

If he did murder her he's obviously a piece of shit who should hang, but she was a retard too and it shouldn't be called "victim blaming" to point it out. Her daughter would have suffered horribly with that kind of mother and is probably better off in the long run without her.
 
People who make left turns at a 45 degree angle straight through the middle of everything

I should be able to turn right out of a street while someone is turning left into it, but I can't trust any of these fuckers
 
Youtube keeps showing me almost the exact same ad in every video with some douchebag telling me how cardio won't make you lose weight and how you're a fucking loser for doing it and last time he did cardio his whole family died and his dog got raped, and you should buy his product instead so you can look like as big a faggot as him. Go away douche-canoe, I'm sorry you can't handle jogging but that sounds like a personal problem.
 
Youtube keeps showing me almost the exact same ad in every video with some douchebag telling me how cardio won't make you lose weight and how you're a fucking loser for doing it and last time he did cardio his whole family died and his dog got raped, and you should buy his product instead so you can look like as big a faggot as him. Go away douche-canoe, I'm sorry you can't handle jogging but that sounds like a personal problem.
I hate those stupid sexual men's hygiene commercials on Youtube and Reddit. One showing me how to wash my balls, one with a woman judging men over shaving their pubes, one telling me my soap is "shit". These things need to fuck off.
 
People don't wash their hands. This isn't a specific COVID worry. People will go take a shit in my home and come back and reach into my bowl of Goldfish Crackers I put out for them, thinking that they were the sort of person worth sharing my Goldfish Crackers with. It's straight up disrespectful. Go smear shit all over yourself in your own house, I don't care.

And I notice. I listen for that fucking faucet and I don't hear it and I judge the everloving shit out of them. I treat them differently because of their lack of hand washing. I invite them over less and they aren't allowed in my kitchen. I don't bother arguing about it because they're subhuman dirty hand scum too retarded to run some foaming soap and some water over your shitty pissy mitts. How could they be expected to listen to basic hygiene advice? I put the foaming pump soap in the bathroom because it increases handwashing compliance and they still don't do it. People who just rinse their hands really quickly are no better.

I'm fucking tired of bitcoin, its not even a coin but a speculative security at this point, you cant even use it to buy shit because the price is so volatile and the network is a fucking mess, but people keep shilling this shit as the future and retards take the bait
There is nothing backing Bitcoin. It's not even fiat. The only reasons to use Bitcoin would for buying illegal goods online from, or engaging in offshore betting with, people who think accepting a digital token unbacked by any currency-issuing-government (which could not in theory become insolvent) is a good idea. There's a reason legitimate commodities aren't traded in digital bleep-bloop money.
 
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