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Women just bleed sometimes for absolutely no reason. Don't question it.
Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties
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Women just bleed sometimes for absolutely no reason. Don't question it.
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These cunts are also running rampant on the cesspool known as Tiktok (aka watch teenage SJW girls have petty spat fights with terrible music dubbed over). Some particularly hilarious moments are when trolls threaten to hex them with 99999 years of bad luck or some shit and the hambeast immediately respond with a pity grabbing video of them ~~removing the negative energy~~ by spreading overpriced herbs all over their houses or engaging in super psychic battle against the random commentor. Women amiright
This bitch really covered a lemon in seeds, toothpicks and cum (?) to make a point lmao
This bitch really covered a lemon in seeds, toothpicks and cum (?) to make a point lmao
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Dry places can be a bitch. Maybe I should have saved it and used it for magic though. I wonder how rich I'd be now.
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fuzzyrodent85
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I created a portrait of our friendo to the endo!
Now to the lulz.
"Richard!"
"Richard!"
"Richard!"
"Richard the house is on fire!" I screamed at my son, desperately hoping to whatever was out there that we would make it out alive, even though I just finished paying the mortgage and then, the day after the home my wife and I spent so long budgeting for was now irrevocably damaged.
I shook him violently.
"Come on we need to go!"
My magenta haired offspring just rolled his eyes.
"Fine. Breighlygnn, we need to get out or we'll die!" In my panic, I had forgotten that my son was now my daughter.
"I'm staying here, life just isn't worth living without validation, which I deserve," He declared.
Sobbing, I grabbed my spouse's hand and ran out of my former home, now completely engulfed in flames.
Angie should get a hold of the stuff.
Just go to a very dry area. I heard that nose blood is a good substitute for periods.
"Beyond reckless"
You're literally shaking a jar filled with sand and pubes three times. I promise you aren't going to explode.
Or it could just be you're dreaming about your ex?
Those are pills dumbass.
This is srz bznz guise!
Oh yes, because when you're thinking about using your period blood for spells the most important thing to consider is whether the person telling you to do it hates trannies and not you know, the SMELL.
"Richard!"
"Richard!"
"Richard!"
"Richard the house is on fire!" I screamed at my son, desperately hoping to whatever was out there that we would make it out alive, even though I just finished paying the mortgage and then, the day after the home my wife and I spent so long budgeting for was now irrevocably damaged.
I shook him violently.
"Come on we need to go!"
My magenta haired offspring just rolled his eyes.
"Fine. Breighlygnn, we need to get out or we'll die!" In my panic, I had forgotten that my son was now my daughter.
"I'm staying here, life just isn't worth living without validation, which I deserve," He declared.
Sobbing, I grabbed my spouse's hand and ran out of my former home, now completely engulfed in flames.
Angie should get a hold of the stuff.
Just go to a very dry area. I heard that nose blood is a good substitute for periods.
"Beyond reckless"
You're literally shaking a jar filled with sand and pubes three times. I promise you aren't going to explode.
Or it could just be you're dreaming about your ex?
Those are pills dumbass.
This is srz bznz guise!
Oh yes, because when you're thinking about using your period blood for spells the most important thing to consider is whether the person telling you to do it hates trannies and not you know, the SMELL.
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Now that the thread title has changed, I can start added more non-tumblr stuff I've been sitting on. Starting with...
Etsy
Found this fancy man by searching for "LGBT Witchcraft"
Selling your tumblr posts for $7.72 on Etsy, why didn't I think of that?
Imagine pulling down your pants and seeing a bloody skull looking up at you. Metal.
Real pumpkinheads have curves
LGBT only guys, don't risk it.
This is what the bully in math class sticks on your backpack when you aren't looking.
Etsy
Found this fancy man by searching for "LGBT Witchcraft"
Selling your tumblr posts for $7.72 on Etsy, why didn't I think of that?
Imagine pulling down your pants and seeing a bloody skull looking up at you. Metal.
Real pumpkinheads have curves
LGBT only guys, don't risk it.
This is what the bully in math class sticks on your backpack when you aren't looking.
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I remember when these cooks would be rounded up and put behind bars.
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My older brother is into this shit. He wasted several months of his life a few years ago living in the basement of some 40 year old self-proclaimed "shaman" who he thought could help him, and eventually got kicked out due to conflicts of their egos. Now that he's moved back in with the rest of my family, he's still doing all his "rituals" as much as he can get away with. Every now and again he stinks up the shared bathroom upstaris with loads of garlic, and leaves pile of the cloves (And his pube hair) around the shower drain, keeps various bottles of months old rotting herbs and crystals floating in water around, dumped salt on the floor in his room, and filled a ceiling light with salt as well. All because he thinks this shit keeps evil spirits out of the house and he thinks he's being stalked and "picked at" by interdimensional parasites from the astral plane or some shit. Also he's probably a troon, I found a bunch of files and bookmarks relating to MtF transition on a flash drive of his that I went poking around in.
It's really sad to see someone in your family fall for this.
It's really sad to see someone in your family fall for this.
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Have you tried convincing him that it’s nothing but a grift? If it’s an actual religion/spiritual tradition tapping into universal forces then why does it require you to spend so much money on weeds and plastic crap? I used to dabble in this shit :powerlevel: and that’s exactly one of the things I would say to my past self.
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Jokes are harassment?
Here's my disrespect to the dying guy:
What kind of punk are you, Negan?!
Why is there a broken heart emoji for a spell that's supposed to heal us? Is this a secret attack?!
This is boring. I really want someone to try to cancel an ancient god.
Two people don't like you. Big deal. Why does this require 8 paragraphs?
Pour it on a lemon apparently.
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At first I felt kind of bad for the vampire who can’t even turn into a bat. Then I realized he’s just fishing for sympathy. If he really thought he was dying of the Rona with those nothinburger symptoms he’d be going to the ER.View attachment 1838565
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Here's my disrespect to the dying guy:
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What kind of punk are you, Negan?!
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Why is there a broken heart emoji for a spell that's supposed to heal us? Is this a secret attack?!
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Pour it on a lemon apparently.
How the Hell are they so sure of the pagan gods’ will for America? Do they personally know an oracle? Are they an oracle? How do they the gods aren’t angry with America? Why do the ancient gods always happen to share their political opinions exactly? Is it not hubris to presume that the gods revolve around the opinions of wokies?
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STOP.
rohail. . . rohail are you okay?
Why would they want it though?
Why would menstrual blood have more power though? Wouldn't regular blood be more potent since you need pain to get it?
You don't need all that! Just use your period!!!!
Huh?
Maybe it's because your period is the death of your eggs? Idk.
So, in the middle of an extremely traumatizing imaginary rape your first thought is to take a picture of your doughy face?
It's just a shiny rock. Calm down.
I'm pretty sure no one is scared of you, fluttershy.
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Jokes are harassment?
Here's my disrespect to the dying guy:
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What kind of punk are you, Negan?!
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Why is there a broken heart emoji for a spell that's supposed to heal us? Is this a secret attack?!
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This is boring. I really want someone to try to cancel an ancient god.
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Two people don't like you. Big deal. Why does this require 8 paragraphs?
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Pour it on a lemon apparently.
This is basic Crowley shit. Sex magic! Orgone energy!
These people don't know history.
fuzzyrodent85
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What's orgone energy? I saw you spoiler that image of the penne pasta representing Chris's penis with that name and I looked it up and it made no sense. Can you explain please?
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A Trad Catholic I know once said that most of the women into this shit never realize when they're committing a "magickal" act that's more powerful than all of this Tumblr nonsense combined: having an abortion. The Traddy maintains that abortions are human sacrifices that a "demonic" deity like Hekate would look very favorably on if it was specifically dedicated to them. I'm generally pro-choice, but I think my friend is onto something.
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At least this time the blood is from her nose and not her vagina.
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"Orgone energy" is a hypothetical universal life force (like "The Force", I shit thee not, it's probably even part of where that idea came from).
It is - unlike "the ether" - specifically tied to living things. The term was coined by William Reich (the dude who tried to follow-up after Sigmund Freud) that was a common belief of people like Aleister Crowley, Jack Parsons (Rocket scientist and wizard
Because orgone energy exists around all living things, and flows through and around them, then it follows that you should be able to change that flow, or even collect it to be used for other purposes. This idea lead to the creation of things like ogone accumulation chambers like this:
You sit in this dark box and it makes you not-crazy.
This thing "works" by acting like a giant Faraday cage, only instead of electricity, it's keeping your own Orgone energy inside the box and concentrating it so you keep more of the energy to yourself instead of leaking it into the ether.
They also came up with orgone tools, like this thing that was used to blow up clouds:
It's called a "cloudbuster".
Today you see people putting shit in resin and selling it on Etsy for this purpose, too:
Orgonite is just resin with shit in it.
So where does cum factor into this? Well, according to Wilhelm Reich, his magical orgone box wasn't just for curing neuroses, but it was also a magical masturbation box!
wow
So with all that in mind, cumming on a lemon is actually part of a long and proud magical tradition, so long as that lemon has been set as the focus of your magical intention.
You sit in this dark box and it makes you not-crazy.
This thing "works" by acting like a giant Faraday cage, only instead of electricity, it's keeping your own Orgone energy inside the box and concentrating it so you keep more of the energy to yourself instead of leaking it into the ether.
They also came up with orgone tools, like this thing that was used to blow up clouds:
It's called a "cloudbuster".
Today you see people putting shit in resin and selling it on Etsy for this purpose, too:
Orgonite is just resin with shit in it.
So where does cum factor into this? Well, according to Wilhelm Reich, his magical orgone box wasn't just for curing neuroses, but it was also a magical masturbation box!
wow
So now the logic goes: If orgone energy exists, then it can be channeled, and if it is tied to sex, then the magickal powerz of sex and masturbation can be weaponized! Holy shit the ancient sex magicians were on to something, but now with the knowledge of Orgone energy it's science magic.
So how do you do it? Well, according to Crowley, you wank while in a magical state. Alternatively you can draw a sigil, focus on the sigil, then jerk off on it and now it's charged with your orgone energy. (It's a bit more complicated than that, but this is the gist of it.) Then there are people like Parsons and Hubbard, who had magical sex with the intention of doing things like summoning storms. Nerds.
So with all that in mind, cumming on a lemon is actually part of a long and proud magical tradition, so long as that lemon has been set as the focus of your magical intention.
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The occult comes from demons, so naturally the hardcore ones are all perverts obsessed with death and power. Even the witches featured in this thread are mostly shit people.
I completely agree with this. Shitloads of feminists call abortion a sacrament and exalt Lilith, patron demon of infanticide, night, the evil within women and leading women to evil, among other things. How do you think Satanists practice their black mass?
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Aah~ Witchblr. In such a tumultuous age you stand as the unchanging El Dorado of retard gold. Coming back to this thread is always such a breath of fresh air, at least until some of the witches' "enchantment" jars makes me dry heave.
Reminds me of how the child-killing clown from the new IT movies was upheld as a "gay icon" for a while and was being shipping with some other child haunter. These people are so intentionally evil in their own head it's hilarious, like those kids you'd know from school who claimed to have some dark, super dangerous other side to themselves which can take over or lash out like an anime character.
Man I was laughing so hard I was getting lightheaded. Then I had to run into "Menstrual Painting". I dearly hope that's actually just that gunk they use for henna tattoos
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Do the aliens probe your butthole?
How come I haven't been cursed yet even though I made all those witches tard rage? Now that I think about it. . . Maybe the reason I've been burping so much is because of NeganthePunk!
End her? Is random numbers telling this person to kill her aunt?!
This is pure faggotry.
Remember, the most magical way to charge a sigil is by cumming on it.
HOW is that dangerous? A sigil is just a drawing, and not even loki hentai.
It means you're cursed, and the only strong enough counter spell is for me to put my put a thick, veiny wand (my dick) in your blessed yoni.
In ancient Egypt they would put a dead mouse in their mouth to cure a toothache. Enjoy your secrets of old.
Yes, especially in stretch marks and fat rolls.
Well Odin may have turned you into a raven, but he impregnated me so I think he likes me more.
What is that supposed to do?!
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