Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Crunchy Leaf]

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We’ve discussed before FTMs who want to make themselves as deliberately unattractive as possible, and this must be one of them.

How is average MTF so much more disgusting and unhygienic than average straight man?

 

[ScouseGobshite]

Their hair is very white and same as the eyebrows/lashes I think the eyes are actually a result of albinism? they just posted selfies with a burger and their beard is also white. People with Albinism will often have wonky eyes in photographs. This is waaayyyy too pale a color on all his visible hair to just be 'blonde'

I do find it incredibly weird that if they are albino, which is a fairly rare mutation, that they aren't proclaiming it loudly in their twitter bio.

He’s definitely albino in the ‘gene mutation’ sense (rather than the ‘lol you so funny pale’ sense). Albinism almost always means visual impairment, which can - sometimes but not always - be severe enough to be classified within the definition of ‘legally blind’ for the country they’re in. But with low-vision aids like prescription lenses, things like using a computer are pretty accessible, as his gaming, PS &Twitter addictions all show. Point being, if he can see well enough to do any of that all the time, he can get a job instead of living off welfare and shilling for rent.

As for why he doesn’t mention it? IDK, maybe it’s like the trooning - he thinks no-one has noticed he isn’t just a simple everyday sexyhot Elvish princess-girly with a massive rack...?

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

https://reddit.com/u/FoxyChloe

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I was going to make my customary comment about trans women and dirty bathrooms but then I got a load of the black mold all over the corner next to the door and y’all, what if troonery is a fungal infection?

Looked Morlock up & I was about to comment on the interesting paradox of ‘too blind to work in any way whatsoever, but not too blind to play games 24/7, in between posting 81468237 different visual memes a day on Twitter.’

Then I saw this:View attachment 1837843
faaack no, I take it back. That is some positively Stevie-Wonder-grade blindness.

(p.s. someone tell him Rebecca Adlington wants her nose back)

Ok this dude is actually rather compelling, visually speaking. This look occurring in nature...he should consider a film career as a Hey It’s That Guy in the vein of Michael Berryman. When you’re ugly in such an interesting way you should turn that ugly into a career as a character actor focusing on genetically fucked up villains.

#notafetish

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Imagine being a female whose self-esteem is so low she is willing to sexually service some revolting tranny’s asshole. For free. Lol. I’m going to assume with the language around the not-quite-buttfucking that there is no actual penis attached to her but who knows.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I do find it incredibly weird that if they are albino, which is a fairly rare mutation, that they aren't proclaiming it loudly in their twitter bio.

Right? Maybe they don’t want to admit their “ultra white privilege” ?

Even the dog knows there's supposed to be milk in there.
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“They told me I could be anything, so I became a rusty thumb”

 

[UncleTusky]

How is average MTF so much more disgusting and unhygienic than average straight man?

Because many of them come from social circles (vidya, anime fans) where that level is acceptable.

This second part is guesswork but autism might also be involved. Gender dysphoria is correlated with autism, and for reasons I don't understand (maybe it is part of social dysfunction and not understanding expectations?) even mildly autistic people tend to have more issues with proper dress and hygiene.

 

[ARAVIS]

 

[teriyakiburns]

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My cats are lesbian!

 

[Old Fart]

r/asktransgender - Is it normal to feel this extreme euphoria after using a tampon for the first time?

523 votes and 42 comments so far on Reddit

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Toxic Shock Syndrome, here I come!

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Male to non-binary? I don't understand. The picture on the left is a girl. Am I supposed to read from right to left?
If so, the bloke turns into a girl. How is that non-binary?
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At first I assumed the right photo was the result and thought for once they scored a win. From creepy swamp thing to normal, handsome guy - and not even hideous mastectomy scars! But oh no, not today, today we have nothing but horror.

Looked Morlock up & I was about to comment on the interesting paradox of ‘too blind to work in any way whatsoever, but not too blind to play games 24/7, in between posting 81468237 different visual memes a day on Twitter.’

Then I saw this:View attachment 1837843
faaack no, I take it back. That is some positively Stevie-Wonder-grade blindness.

(p.s. someone tell him Rebecca Adlington wants her nose back)

No way!

My cats are lesbian!

Slip me those digits, my dude. Scissor kitties on the prowl! *rawr*

 

[garbage cake]

let's open up the ol' HER app

based dads are the best dads

Spoiler: Liam

I screamed

Spoiler: Francesca

warning, profile includes gory healing photo from facial feminization surgery.
it will surely attract a lipstick lesbian cuddle bunny.

Spoiler: Tamlyn

Credit where it's due, Alyssa is T4T now, the evil cis were mean

Spoiler: Alyssa

oh wow

Spoiler: Jenny

another 6' catgirl

Spoiler: Shelby

yet another 6' guy playing women's sports

Spoiler: Michelle

lol massive cope

Spoiler: Shira

maybe seeing your fridge-shaped body in the maid outfit you ordered off Amazon isn't the most validating activity after all.

Spoiler: Nikki

 

[Neko GF]

Reddit Dump:


https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/ksxl8a/i_threaten_cis_guys_masculinity_and_cis_gals/ (Archive)

Thankfully, he's posted pics.


https://www.reddit.com/r/femby/comments/kdywia/shethey_and_hella_gay/ (Archive)
https://www.reddit.com/r/femby/comments/kcsvns/intents/ (Archive)

He doesn't look "muscular" to me. More along the lines of "porky".

True and honest man getting intimidated by the mere thought of going to a barbershop:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/ktc4uo/why_are_barbershops_so_intimidating/ (Archive)

Oh, the irony! An MTF troon whines about not trusting women!:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/kswhkb/i_dont_really_trust_cis_women/ (Archive)

 

[chickenbutt]

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Oh christ, this one is just the chef's kiss of troonbians. The autistic lack of variance in facial expression, the hundred-yard stare of someone who skins the neighborhood cats, and the Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys glasses, just... amazing. I doff my cap to you, if I had to explain the pestilence of troons on lesbian dating apps using a single profile, it would be this one. I can't imagine why the "cis" were mean to him, who *wouldn't* want to go live in a shed with this thing?

 

[Peaches Demure]

let's open up the ol' HER app
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based dads are the best dads

I screamed

Spoiler: Francesca

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I'll be honest, @Garbage-cake I live for your posts on pestilent troons from the HER app. What cracked me up the most about this collection was the "Francesca" troon using a "QTPOC" pin when it's obvious even to a minimally sighted person that he's pure corn-bred white trash. Probably one of those "I'm 1/32 Cherokee so I'm totes Native American!" people. Obnoxious on so many levels.

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Reddit Dump:


https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/ksxl8a/i_threaten_cis_guys_masculinity_and_cis_gals/ (Archive)

I can guarantee literally nobody is threatened by this guy. He may just have been side-eyed or giggled at for his bad dress sense, if not it's a fantasy. Just because troons have an extremely weak sense of self, revolving solely around "muh gendurr" that is dismantled just by someone using the wrong pronouns, it doesn't mean that applies to everyone else. Most people have a personality aside from being a (real) woman or man.

And fucking lol at this guy. Masculinity is being practical and strong and being feminine is all about eyeliner and being "done up". You can try to take the troon out of the man, but you can't take the man out of the troon.
I wear no makeup and I'm not going to be terrified at the prospect of being out-wammaned by a cave hulk with an inch thick brow ridge and dinner plate hands.

 

[Red Lobster]

oh wow

Spoiler: Jenny

That Jenny fella can’t be serious – can he be? Could not even be bothered to shave his face.

I feel like he's just trying to get around the fact(?) that cis men are not allowed on that app by identifying as "Trans Womxn" with no other effort whatsoever.

 

[Sí.]

My cats are lesbian!

I read this as "cars" and considering cars are "non-men", I guess they ARE lesbian as well.

 

[ARAVIS]

 

[KingCoelacanth]

Meet Jordan

Jordan ⚧(She/Her) Is Trans and YOU CAN'T STOP HER (@ParchmentScroll)

Transgender Transhumanist. (She/Her) Furry. (Avatar is one of my fursonas.) Discordian priestess (no, really). Avatar by @Chaiyote3 Banner by @zaynscandycane

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bat fursona

Jordan ⚧(She/Her) Is Trans and YOU CAN'T STOP HER (@ParchmentScroll)

Since then, this lovely bat has become as much a part of me as BlackWolfe was back in the day, if not more. (art by @chaiyote3 who I still say undercharged me)

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the reality

Jordan ⚧(She/Her) Is Trans and YOU CAN'T STOP HER (@ParchmentScroll)

This is a lot of booze.

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[scallion]

Welcome back to the nightmare, friends

Archive

 

[ARAVIS]