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TurdFondler said:
The endless disposal loop discussed in the other thread works somewhat. The chutes unfasten themselves after a certain number of uses unfortunately. You can't fill the pipes with broken glass because it makes the chute come loose too quick. You have to leave the glass shards between the inlet and outlet, but loop sends you through enough times to kill you.
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Disposal loops unfasten and unweld themselves now? what hebrew shit is this trannycoders.
 
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TurdFondler said:
The endless disposal loop discussed in the other thread works somewhat. The chutes unfasten themselves after a certain number of uses unfortunately. You can't fill the pipes with broken glass because it makes the chute come loose too quick. You have to leave the glass shards between the inlet and outlet, but loop sends you through enough times to kill you.
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Did you weld them down after making them?
 
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Round 1064 (iirc, just happened and had to close the game): Archie Patterson self-antagged. Stole captain's shit as RD, bombed medbay (all of his weak ass bombs failed but one lmao), gunned it down later and nuggetted me after I was dead. This was totally blatant, even the antag was surprised to see that he was not traitor.
 
EMP said:
Round ID: 1055

Two guys go around murderboning as non antags. Chris Rambo and Leonard Stewart. Had to be killed by a traitor lol. They were both metagaming.

EDIT: Same shit next round.

CKEY of both Chris Rambo and Martincw (not sure on this one 100%, used my autism to figure the second key out).
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They were non Antags? I thought they were BBs who went murderboning. I was the one who killed em with the help of Murdoch Murdoch.
 
Chet Masterson said:
even tho i never watched the link I accidently sent
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"Guys, it's not gay if I didn't look please believe"

Also, if you didn't watch it, then what was it you were "laughing your ass off" about? Also, you totally tried to pull that one twitch thot's "it's against the rules and you shouldn't defend me, I must be punished" play but with gay porn.

I eat dick for breakfast, but, even I'm not that gay.
 
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Shaka Brah said:
My favorite for this is One Human Antimov. I saw a traitor do this once by mistake.

Antimov forces the AI to harm humans, and then if you declare yourself the only human it starts hunting you.
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Note: onehuman antimov is also a hilarious way to commit murder.
 
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Out of curiosity, how many players join as sec on average? Even when there's a relatively large playerbase I only see like 2, 3, maybe 4 and that also includes the HoS.
 
Ckey: GarlicBread
Characters: Lights Hallways/Beep Boop/Central Door Command

Experience: I've played on most of the SS13 servers and have managed to not be banned from any of them, a couple of years back I clocked a lot of hours on CM and Hippie until I burnt out for a bit and have recently been putting hours into your server since you announced it on your podcast. Unfortunately I've never seeked admin status on any of the servers so my experience with the probably shit UI is nil. However I have a vested interest in keeping the most chill and free (though autistic) server alive and hopefully improving the quality of the server by resolving disputes between players and teaching newer players how to play the game.

My hours will probably teeter between early 8-11AM AEST and 3-9ishPM AEST

back in the earlier days of the server the only admin I remember playing with is dynastia so he might be able to vouch for whether I'm an autistic retard or not

Thanks for the consideration.

Edit: Jersh wanted this posted here so other people could chime in so other people could probably vouch that I am not a retard
 
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>Be me on some MRP server, medpop (~30-40 people online)
>Be Medical Doctor
>Also be traitor
>Objectives:
1: Steal advanced magboots
2: Steal Blackbox
3: Escape alive and not in custody
>Plan
>Get a toxins kit, mini dart gun, brainwashing disk, and a sleepy pen
>Realize something
>This server has both genetics and virology under medical, and I have access to both
>New plan
>Hulk + Virus = Stronk
>Get to work putting that together
>Someone comes in with a missing arm. Brainwash them and then fix them up
>He doesn't want to help, for whatever the fuck reason.
>Get Hulk, Space Adaptation and a good virus
>Decide now's the time
>Go out into space. Xenomorphs reported
>Crack into TCOMMS (metastation) and steal that fucking box
>Security PDAs me asking what I did in the sat. Say I was looking for the xenos nest. The fucker buys it
>Smash back into engineering from space. Engineer sees me.
> HULK SMASH
>Steal their ID, strip them (so they wouldn't show on suit sensors), toss them into space.
>Smash open CE's office, steal the magboots
>Steal supplies to build reinforced walls
>Barricade myself into a pod with reinforced walls as shuttle is called and xenos rage out of control.
>Hear the nuke code be called, yell at command to not nuke.
>Apparently the shuttle got overrun. Kek.
>Yell "HAIL THE SYNDICATE, DEATH TO NANOTRASEN" at 10 seconds to ignition
>Hell "MISSION COMPLETE" at 1 second to ignition
>I didn't need to use a single TC.

HULK SMASH!!
I had Hulk, Space Adaptation, Nocturnal Regeneration, and Starlight Condensation. My original plan was to sleepy pen+poison dart people and then brainwash them. My second plan was to hit and run from the maints because I could heal passively in the dark or space. My actual plan was just walking in, killing one confused engineer, and stealing the objects with minimal effort.
 
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Dr W said:
>Be me on some MRP server, medpop (~30-40 people online)
>Be Medical Doctor
>Also be traitor
>Objectives:
1: Steal magboots
2: Steal Blackbox
3: Escape alive and not in custody
>Plan
>Get a toxins kit, mini dart gun, brainwashing disk, and a sleepy pen
>Realize something
>This server has both genetics and virology under medical, and I have access to both
>New plan
>Hulk + Virus = Stronk
>Get to work putting that together
>Someone comes in with a missing arm. Brainwash them and then fix them up
>He doesn't want to help, for whatever the fuck reason.
>Get Hulk, Space Adaptation and a good virus
>Decide now's the time
>Go out into space. Xenomorphs reported
>Crack into TCOMMS (metastation) and steal that fucking box
>Security PDAs me asking what I did in the sat. Say I was looking for the xenos nest. The fucker buys it
>Smash back into engineering from space. Engineer sees me.
> HULK SMASH
>Steal their ID, strip them (so they wouldn't show on suit sensors), toss them into space.
>Smash open CE's office, steal the magboots
>Steal supplies to build reinforced walls
>Barricade myself into a pod with reinforced walls as shuttle is called and xenos rage out of control.
>Hear the nuke code be called, yell at command to not nuke.
>Apparently the shuttle got overrun. Kek.
>Yell "HAIL THE SYNDICATE, DEATH TO NANOTRASEN" at 10 seconds to ignition
>Hell "MISSION COMPLETE" at 1 second to ignition
>I didn't need to use a single TC.

HULK SMASH!!
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Is brainwashing surgery not a traitor item anymore? If so that's amazing. Usually you have to spend TC to buy the disk for the surgery computer.
 
Shaka Brah said:
Is brainwashing surgery not a traitor item anymore? If so that's amazing. Usually you have to spend TC to buy the disk for the surgery computer.
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No, it was a traitor item. I could've done the whole mission 0TC by doing exactly what I did, however, as my brainwashed Chaplain refused to help (I offered him a dart gun and a poison kit and he refused), and I forgot I even had the sleepy pen.

While I was doing the genetics I was giving my PAI a crash course (It was surprisingly useful. I took my headset off to avoid transmitting the NNNNNGH noises when SMASHING, but it would relay comms back to me either way. This let me keep an ear open on general comms.)
 
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How do you access the events list as an admeme. I can't find it under events; I tried to spawn an ERT to help fix the station today and I had to manually spawn in and dress each one, then change their memories.
 
DickMain said:
"Guys, it's not gay if I didn't look please believe"

Also, if you didn't watch it, then what was it you were "laughing your ass off" about? Also, you totally tried to pull that one twitch thot's "it's against the rules and you shouldn't defend me, I must be punished" play but with gay porn.

I eat dick for breakfast, but, even I'm not that gay.
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Bro listen, I copied the link, and then closed outta it the moment I saw that it was gay porn. The whole thing was that when I went to copypasta something, I copied it wrong, and the thing I copied before, the gay porn, was what pasted

Boys when will this be a thing, do i gotta bump this into the fucking danger zone or gotta @Null @Yato
 
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Kilo is fucking gaaaaaaaarbage and I have never played a full round on Kilo.

Box is the perfect lowpop map, but they got rid of good box for something that you can troll the fuck out of the entire station.
 
Moths said:
Ckey: GarlicBread
Characters: Lights Hallways/Beep Boop/Central Door Command

Experience: I've played on most of the SS13 servers and have managed to not be banned from any of them, a couple of years back I clocked a lot of hours on CM and Hippie until I burnt out for a bit and have recently been putting hours into your server since you announced it on your podcast. Unfortunately I've never seeked admin status on any of the servers so my experience with the probably shit UI is nil. However I have a vested interest in keeping the most chill and free (though autistic) server alive and hopefully improving the quality of the server by resolving disputes between players and teaching newer players how to play the game.

My hours will probably teeter between early 8-11AM AEST and 3-9ishPM AEST

back in the earlier days of the server the only admin I remember playing with is dynastia so he might be able to vouch for whether I'm an autistic retard or not

Thanks for the consideration.

Edit: Jersh wanted this posted here so other people could chime in so other people could probably vouch that I am not a retard
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I am for it. Fuck moths, but you have consistently been a decent player whenever I have been online and i have never seen any kind of rule breaking shittery from you
 
Moths said:
Ckey: GarlicBread
Characters: Lights Hallways/Beep Boop/Central Door Command

Experience: I've played on most of the SS13 servers and have managed to not be banned from any of them, a couple of years back I clocked a lot of hours on CM and Hippie until I burnt out for a bit and have recently been putting hours into your server since you announced it on your podcast. Unfortunately I've never seeked admin status on any of the servers so my experience with the probably shit UI is nil. However I have a vested interest in keeping the most chill and free (though autistic) server alive and hopefully improving the quality of the server by resolving disputes between players and teaching newer players how to play the game.

My hours will probably teeter between early 8-11AM AEST and 3-9ishPM AEST

back in the earlier days of the server the only admin I remember playing with is dynastia so he might be able to vouch for whether I'm an autistic retard or not

Thanks for the consideration.

Edit: Jersh wanted this posted here so other people could chime in so other people could probably vouch that I am not a retard
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There is a rather decent guide to admin tools on the wiki, check it out.
 
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