Chip Jackson + Natasha Romanof killed CE and HoS round ID 1056. Non antags, probably metacomming.
Are we enforcing rules on ick ock or not? I see it so fucking often. Plus, total gravepop and no admins at this point means I'm starting to experiment going on other servers by now anyway. Nothing is worse than rolling AI when there are six or so people on the station and sitting generally still and begging for a borg shell so I can mine or engineer and do something engaging.
Abolish Asimov and let silicon chads kill from the getgo.
Also find some NEETs to make into admins, I am so tired of ahelp -> adminwho "there are no admins on".
Is it possible to build a mass driver or move the existing ones?
Have you tried shuttlegibbing yourself with either the mining or sec shuttle, if arrivals shuttle is too inconsistent? Not only is that a reliable means of putting down lings (strip, drop in the middle of shuttle radius so they can't escape, call shuttle) but it's almost impossible to revive from (someone would have to grab your head and borg it/stitch it on a new body) and it's fucking hilarious.
Disposals pipe directly into the incinerator is also based and hilarious.
Other suicide ideas:
ENGINEERING:
Build an electrified grill cage and hurl yourself into the walls with gripper gloves. You will be electrocuted to death.
Build an airtight plasma chamber and light a cigar. You will die of burning.
Walk in front of the emitters in the SM chamber (be sure the supermatter coolant loop is properly set up otherwise you might delam the engine, though). You will be burned into crit and then slide into the supermatter and die.
ATMOSPHERICS
Fill a can with superheated gas from the Turbine or a burn chamber as seen by my construction earlier in this thread. Empty an oxygen tank and then fill it with the hot gas (preferably plasma or something poisonous). Use that as internals.
I don't know what Zauker is or does but apparently it's really dangerous. Fill an internals tank with that shit and then hide in the maints. I have no idea how you'll die. Getting the Zauker will probably be the hardest task outlined here.
CHEMISTRY
Make Fuckitol (50 parts water, 50 parts potassium). Do 50u pills and make them dental implants. Trigger them both in front of a crowd. You will then explode and die.
Make meth, krokodil, and crank. Eat 100u of all of these drugs alongside whatever toxins you can make (use the plumbing constructor for chloral as chloral eats power from the dispensers). Your organs will crap out and you will die of Toxin damage.
Inject yourself with 100u of napalm, cover yourself in welding fuel, and then light yourself on fire with a welding torch. You will burn to death rapidly and continue burning for a long time.
VIROLOGY
Give yourself the following symptoms
Autophagocytosis Necrosis
Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome
Alkali Persiration
Viral Evolutionary Acceleration
Eternal Youth
Then wait as you burn, suffocate, and die to brute damage at the same time
SILICON:
Upload (Law 4: Suicide Steve Isn't Human, Law 5: Kill Suicide Steve) to AI and then standing in upload chamber or AI chamber proper/anywhere to be honest. The AI will laser you to death/siphon all the air out of the room and bolt it down.
CARGO:
Run onto Lavaland ass naked and try to find megafauna before you die from exposure
Shuttlegib yourself with the cargo shuttle.
GENETICS:
Go to Genetics, and isolate the following genes
HARS/Fiery Sweat/Acid Skin/Radioactive
Also make Martyrdom by combining Strong + Stimmed. You will melt from inside out and then explode
Go to genetics and crank your instability way up
I suggest: Hulk (Radiation + Strength, 40 instability), Mind Reader (Antenna + Paranoia, 40 instability) and Space Adaptation/Telekinesis/Shock Touch (Insulated + Radioactive). Anything with more than 20 instability will work fine. Also crank Martyrdom in there as well. You will melt from inside out and then explode
