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I think that would be great for bodily functions like bathroom stuff and vomiting. But sex is literally all holden talks about, so to not talk about sex stuff and Holden's sexual organs would be a detriment to this thread.I think that rule about any and all bodily functions for lolcows like ADF and Chris should be also be applied to Marj, yeah?
Edit: Although thinking about his endurance and stamina is hilarious.
This just proves it. Holden lasts, start to finish, 20 min. This means from the time he takes his clothes off, to the time he's done, it's been 20 min. So either he did NO foreplay, or he did foreplay and lasted a minute.Seriously. @4Macie must have really hit a nerve with him earlier. He just told me, completely unprovoked, that he typically lasts up to twenty minutes in the sack. I have no idea what to do with this information.
Overall, I apologize for breaking Holden the Fuckbot. #sorrynotsorry
(It's all in a day's work; kinda proud of myself. Don't think he's broken this bad in a long time)
Edit: and he's already said he's totally fine with same sex relationships.... So no clue what that stuff earlier was about... Except it proves his a virgin. It literally says "my dick is more progressive, even though it's never had a vagina". So... Holden is a confirmed lying virgin.
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