Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[Mr. Bung]

Keep saying this degenerate shit, kid. You'll be the German equivalent of Bubba's 'duckling' in jail soon enough. No University will take a lunatic gibbering about marrying an underage cartoon duck.

Lol because there is an actual character in Ducktales named Bubba.

 

[Overcast]

It's all just an illusion created by the simulators to keep me distracted from the true reality in which I live now: The Disney Duck universe.

I am not retarded.
If I really were retarded how could I have adventures with Webbigail all around the world?
Which mental illness should I have?

Why would you distract yourself from the reality you wanted to be in by interacting with one you hate?

 

[OrionBalls]

Why would you distract yourself from the reality you wanted to be in by interacting with one you hate?

He's come to spread the truth of a post-merge world. Like a prophet, or something. Only true believers can follow him into the DDU.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

You know what Webby's Boyfriend, if you sell your ideas to weebs, maybe your chance at getting your cartoon world will come closer.

 

[AnOminous]

Which mental illness should I have?

Retardphrenia. It's when you're retarded and crazy too.

 

[Alex Krycek]

It's all just an illusion created by the simulators to keep me distracted from the true reality in which I live now: The Disney Duck universe.

I am not retarded.
If I really were retarded how could I have adventures with Webbigail all around the world?
Which mental illness should I have?

Nobody likes you so you pretend to hang out with cartoons.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Okay, so:

I know that DuckTales2017 is a kids' show meant for entertainment and CREATED by writers, artists and voice actors, like Frank Angones and Kate Micucci. I also know that Walt Disney was an artist too and Carl Barks openly claimed that he had creativity so he could make up all the stuff in his comics. I know that all and I cannot deny it. Yet, I still believe that my interpretation of the Disney Duck universe is real and that especially Webbigail Vanderquack is real and that she loves me. I believe that "just because", even though every person on this site (and most of this planet), and, what I openly admit, nearly every rational criterion, is against me. But still NOTHING CAN TAKE MY FAITH FROM ME. My faith alone will make my beliefs real, because I believe we live in a player-centry computer simulation.

My life goal is to prove to the world that cartoons are real. @Bloitzhole Yeah you're totally right, I will make something out of my real life, I study information technology so I can prove that reality simulations and therefore cartoons are real, or can make them real. Cartoons are or will be real and to prove that they're real or to make them reality is my only life goal.

One day yous here will read my name in scientific papers and see me in television.

I bet this guy is happier than most people you know.

 

[Deadpool]

I bet this guy is happier than most people you know.

So is somebody high on heroin. It doesn't make it a good thing.

 

[Lemmingwise]

So is somebody high on heroin. It doesn't make it a good thing.

What are you talking about? Heroin is the solution to all of your problems.

 

[dumb idiot]

Why did this schizo come back? I'm not complaining though.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

FUCK!

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Nobody likes you so you pretend to hang out with cartoons.

Says someone who is too dumb, fat and ugly even for Muhricans so he has to fly to Thailand and the Phillippines to fuck.

I bet this guy is happier than most people you know.

Accourding to @Bloitzhole I am depressed in real life.

So is somebody high on heroin. It doesn't make it a good thing.

I don't do drugs.

 

[Deadpool]

Says someone who is too dumb, fat and ugly even for Muhricans so he has to fly to Thailand and the Phillippines to fuck.


Accourding to @Bloitzhole I am depressed in real life.


I don't do drugs.

Way to reading comprehension.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Accourding to @Bloitzhole I am depressed in real life.

Not according to me, according to your recently renamed profile "Space Warrior"

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In a thread about whether or not one can drink "with style" vs it just being a way to get shitfaced:

"I drink alcohol mostly in phases of depression, when I feel bad for no reason. A shot and the world looks better...."
(awwww.)

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But hey, if you're no longer depressed (or got it under control with medication), I'm glad to hear it.


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On a side note: the only reaction he got to his sadpost was a bit of mocking from his fellow brony:

"Does this summon the crypto-aliens from their dungeons to console you?"

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Why do you still change your name on that forum every now and again btw?​

 

[Alex Krycek]

@Webby's Boyfriend you're an immigrant to cartoon world yourself so good fucking job. Next up, all you know about me is I live in America. For all you know I'm also an immigrant.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

I'm also an immigrant.

Donald Trump will deport you.

@Bloitzhole
No guess, that guy wasn't me. What is a "space warrior"? Sounds like something straight out of science fiction.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Donald Trump will deport you.

@Bloitzhole
No guess, that guy wasn't me. What is a "space warrior"? Sounds like something straight out of science fiction.

To toon town where I can have adventures with you and your retarded headmates?

 

[byuu]

Fucking 3d people are ruining Duckburg.
Subhuman trash that comes to our town to rape our young girls.

 

[Begemot]

Fucking 3d people are ruining Duckburg.
Subhuman trash that comes to our town to rape our young girls.

Finna run a train on @Webby's Boyfriend?

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Why did this schizo come back? I'm not complaining though.

Humiliation fetish.

 

[Neil]

Okay, so:

I know that DuckTales2017 is a kids' show meant for entertainment and CREATED by writers, artists and voice actors, like Frank Angones and Kate Micucci. I also know that Walt Disney was an artist too and Carl Barks openly claimed that he had creativity so he could make up all the stuff in his comics. I know that all and I cannot deny it. Yet, I still believe that my interpretation of the Disney Duck universe is real and that especially Webbigail Vanderquack is real and that she loves me. I believe that "just because", even though every person on this site (and most of this planet), and, what I openly admit, nearly every rational criterion, is against me. But still NOTHING CAN TAKE MY FAITH FROM ME. My faith alone will make my beliefs real, because I believe we live in a player-centry computer simulation.

My life goal is to prove to the world that cartoons are real. @Bloitzhole Yeah you're totally right, I will make something out of my real life, I study information technology so I can prove that reality simulations and therefore cartoons are real, or can make them real. Cartoons are or will be real and to prove that they're real or to make them reality is my only life goal.

One day yous here will read my name in scientific papers and see me in television.

Never forget, I fucked your gf first
and came in her
a lot