Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Well, Robet is certainly feeling himself out there, good for him, everybody needs a win every once in a while.

But I don't think Trump getting the boot from twitter will make Robert all that happy in the long run.
Nothing will make Bob happy in the long run, because all his actual problems lie with him and he refuses to acknowledge them let alone do anything about them. He is incapable of lasting happiness without making some really huge changes in lifestyle, nutrition, and the way he thinks.

I'm not a political pundit, and fuck if I know what is goign to happen to the USA, same old I guess? But i do follow internet bullshit, and if Tumbrl serves for anything right now, it is for precedent.

You guys remember Tumbrl right? the snowflakes stronghold, everybody was talking about how crazy their users were, and the shippings and fandoms and all that shit? And then it went away in a finger snap, you guys know why? Because Tumbrl took away the main reason on why people use Tumbrl, and that was Porn.

Sure everybody talked about the crazy lefties on that platform, but what kept people going back to it was porn, because the novelty of these crazy people were off after a while for most people.

And I think same will happen to twitter, who wants to get stuck in echo chamber of the pronoum police? twitter has been called a cess pool for a while, and I don't use it myself, but one can see the appeal of watching the shitshow Trump put out, and the whole shebang... but now? Fun is over, go back to discuss blockbuster movies.
Trump didn't get banned before no matter how much the SocJus running it hated him because his presence on Twitter brought in millions of people who wanted to directly communicate with the POTUS, or at least have that illusion. He was vital to the business side of Twitter. Audience and engagement are going to drop now. It probably won't actually die, though, because like the MSM, corrupt wealthy elites will see value in keeping it around despite financial losses as an opinion-manipulating tool. But if it were a purely business decision, I'd say that Twitter is on borrowed time now. As you said, even the Woko Haram it is oriented towards don't like it. And the fewer people who disagree with them are on Twitter, the more they will fight among themselves, because that is the sort of people they are.
 
Maybe that could be the next poll? trying to guess his password.
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Well, Robet is certainly feeling himself out there, good for him, everybody needs a win every once in a while.

But I don't think Trump getting the boot from twitter will make Robert all that happy in the long run.

I'm not a political pundit, and fuck if I know what is goign to happen to the USA, same old I guess? But i do follow internet bullshit, and if Tumbrl serves for anything right now, it is for precedent.

You guys remember Tumbrl right? the snowflakes stronghold, everybody was talking about how crazy their users were, and the shippings and fandoms and all that shit? And then it went away in a finger snap, you guys know why? Because Tumbrl took away the main reason on why people use Tumbrl, and that was Porn.

Sure everybody talked about the crazy lefties on that platform, but what kept people going back to it was porn, because the novelty of these crazy people were off after a while for most people.

And I think same will happen to twitter, who wants to get stuck in echo chamber of the pronoum police? twitter has been called a cess pool for a while, and I don't use it myself, but one can see the appeal of watching the shitshow Trump put out, and the whole shebang... but now? Fun is over, go back to discuss blockbuster movies.

Of course I can't tell the future, but I would bet twitter is going the way of the dodo in the next years, and that will be it for Robert, He won't be able to adhere to any other social media, His patreon and Youtube channel have gotten as large as they get, and unless he strikes a viral sensation, he is dead in the water, with the only semblance of relevance being a dieing platform.

Quite ironic really, in a way, Robert is celebrating the beggining of the end of the only thing he has on his life...
I predict Twitter being just like ResetEra. We already have lefties calling it a hellsite yet refusing to leave, a mod team that bends over backwards to appease troons/blm/sjws only for them to hate the site more, and the purging of prominent users for wrongthink.

Here's the Moviebob drunk bragging tweet.
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+1 to the counter of Bob "Gas the Dumb Rednecks" Chipman not knowing where to use your/you're by the way.
 
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I predict Twitter being just like ResetEra. We already have lefties calling it a hellsite yet refusing to leave, a mod team that bends over backwards to appease troons/blm/sjws only for them to hate the site more, and the purging of prominent users for wrongthink.

Here's the Moviebob drunk bragging tweet.
Well, i guess i will keep the account i have there just for lurking. I guess with that enviroment, Bob will lose a few restrains
 
Even if Bob were to get everything he wanted - the Lefties take over and make him a Commissar in the New Woke Order, and Bob gets assigned a Princess Peach sex robot: Bob would still be a fat, unhappy loser. He'd still eat and drink too much and have idiotic opinions that most people would cringe at. And all of the women he lusts over will dodge out of the way of his hoverhand the moment he tries to extend it. When people say Bob is impossible to A-log, it's not because everyone publicly agrees on the extent of his awfulness, it's because Bob does far more damage to himself than any enemy could possibly do. Hating him or even pitying him would be a complete waste of time.
 
the Lefties take over and make him a Commissar in the New Woke Order
Let's pretend that by some form of supernatural intervention (whether that comes from above or below is up to you to decide) a socialist government is established in the US. What good would a fat, white, cishet, privileged man who has never held down an actual job before and who holds some deeply unsocialist positions be to President Ocasio-Cortez and the National Socialist American Wokers Party?
More to the point, why does Bob think that socialists exist to put him in space and provide him with moon wheat when a socialist government would have far bigger problems on its plate like ”the South and Midwest telling Washington where it can stick its climate regulations” and ”the fact that ’haha money printer go brrr’ is not how you run an economy”?
 
I mean I'm sure his password isn't super complicated, as I bet it's super simple. But why bother? nothing you could post could be crazier than what he already says.

Maybe that could be the next poll? trying to guess his password.

Maybe this too much of a "deep cut" video game refence for bob due to not being mario but I'd bet on the konami code "upupdowndownleftrightleftrightbastart"
I wouldn't count on the poll being updated anytime soon tho seeing as we had that captain marvel poll for 5 months or so after it aired
 
Luke prattles on about some doctor on the internet
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Bob is (technically) cured just like he's (technically) colleges with lots of people, including Lindsay.

BONUS!
I was looking up the tweet up above and I found this in the search. THREE YEARS AGO TODAY! It's like a sign or something!
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so, anything happenings from bob in the weekend KF was offline?
Just more raging about the people who may or may not have been part of the storming of the Capitol building and wanting to take away voting rights and lamenting about lack of disposable media.
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New York is looking to do that very thing. No lie. I cannot find the bill right now that's in the state senate. If I do I'll post an archive.
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Found it. Last I hear it was still in committee.

STATE OF NEW YORK ________________________________________________________________________ 416 2021-2022 Regular Sessions IN ASSEMBLY (Prefiled) January 6, 2021 ___________ Introduced by M. of A. PERRY -- read once and referred to the Committee on Health AN ACT to amend the public health law, in relation to the removal of cases, contacts and carriers of communicable diseases who are poten- tially dangerous to the public health The People of the State of New York, represented in Senate and Assem- bly, do enact as follows: 1 Section 1. The public health law is amended by adding a new section 2 2120-a to read as follows: 3 § 2120-a. Removal and detention of cases, contacts and carriers who 4 are or may be a danger to public health; other orders. 1. The provisions 5 of this section shall be utilized in the event that the governor 6 declares a state of health emergency due to an epidemic of any communi- 7 cable disease. 8 2. Upon determining by clear and convincing evidence that the health 9 of others is or may be endangered by a case, contact or carrier, or 10 suspected case, contact or carrier of a contagious disease that, in the 11 opinion of the governor, after consultation with the commissioner, may 12 pose an imminent and significant threat to the public health resulting 13 in severe morbidity or high mortality, the governor or his or her dele- 14 gee, including, but not limited to the commissioner or the heads of 15 local health departments, may order the removal and/or detention of such 16 a person or of a group of such persons by issuing a single order, iden- 17 tifying such persons either by name or by a reasonably specific 18 description of the individuals or group being detained. Such person or 19 group of persons shall be detained in a medical facility or other appro- 20 priate facility or premises designated by the governor or his or her 21 delegee and complying with subdivision five of this section. 22 3. A person or group removed or detained by order of the governor or 23 his or her delegee pursuant to subdivision two of this section shall be EXPLANATION--Matter in italics (underscored) is new; matter in brackets [ ] is old law to be omitted. LBD04443-01-1 A. 416 2 1 detained for such period and in such manner as the department may direct 2 in accordance with this section. 3 4. Notwithstanding any inconsistent provision of this section: 4 (a) A confirmed case or a carrier who is detained pursuant to subdivi- 5 sion two of this section shall not continue to be detained after the 6 department determines that such person is no longer contagious. 7 (b) A suspected case or suspected carrier who is detained pursuant to 8 subdivision two of this section shall not continue to be detained after 9 the department determines, with the exercise of due diligence, that such 10 person is not infected with or has not been exposed to such a disease, 11 or if infected with or exposed to such a disease, no longer is or will 12 become contagious. 13 (c) A person who is detained pursuant to subdivision two of this 14 section as a contact of a confirmed case or a carrier shall not continue 15 to be detained after the department determines that the person is not 16 infected with the disease or that such contact no longer presents a 17 potential danger to the health of others. 18 (d) A person who is detained pursuant to subdivision two of this 19 section as a contact of a suspected case shall not continue to be 20 detained: 21 (i) after the department determines, with the exercise of due dili- 22 gence, that the suspected case was not infected with such a disease, or 23 was not contagious at the time the contact was exposed to such individ- 24 ual; or 25 (ii) after the department determines that the contact no longer 26 presents a potential danger to the health of others. 27 5. A person who is detained pursuant to subdivision two of this 28 section shall, as is appropriate to the circumstances: 29 (a) have his or her medical condition and needs assessed and addressed 30 on a regular basis, and 31 (b) be detained in a manner that is consistent with recognized 32 isolation and infection control principles in order to minimize the 33 likelihood of transmission of infection to such person and to others. 34 6. When a person or group is ordered to be detained pursuant to subdi- 35 vision two of this section for a period not exceeding three business 36 days, such person or member of such group shall, upon request, be 37 afforded an opportunity to be heard. If a person or group detained 38 pursuant to subdivision two of this section needs to be detained beyond 39 three business days, they shall be provided with an additional commis- 40 sioner's order pursuant to subdivisions two and eight of this section. 41 7. When a person or group is ordered to be detained pursuant to subdi- 42 vision two of this section for a period exceeding three business days, 43 and such person or member of such group requests release, the governor 44 or his or her delegee shall make an application for a court order 45 authorizing such detention within three business days after such request 46 by the end of the first business day following such Saturday, Sunday, or 47 legal holiday, which application shall include a request for an expe- 48 dited hearing. After any such request for release, detention shall not 49 continue for more than five business days in the absence of a court 50 order authorizing detention. Notwithstanding the foregoing provisions, 51 in no event shall any person be detained for more than sixty days with- 52 out a court order authorizing such detention. The governor or his or her 53 delegee shall seek further court review of such detention within ninety 54 days following the initial court order authorizing detention and there- 55 after within ninety days of each subsequent court review. In any court 56 proceeding to enforce an order of the governor or his or her delegee for A. 416 3 1 the removal or detention of a person or group issued pursuant to this 2 subdivision or for review of the continued detention of a person or 3 group, the governor or his or her delegee shall prove the particularized 4 circumstances constituting the necessity for such detention by clear and 5 convincing evidence. 6 8. (a) A copy of any detention order of the governor or his or her 7 delegee issued pursuant to subdivision two of this section shall be 8 given to each detained individual; however, if the order applies to a 9 group of individuals and it is impractical to provide individual copies, 10 it may be posted in a conspicuous place in the detention premises. Any 11 detention order of the commissioner issued pursuant to subdivision two 12 of this section shall set forth: 13 (i) the purpose of the detention and the legal authority under which 14 the order is issued, including the particular sections of this article 15 or other law or regulation; 16 (ii) a description of the circumstances and/or behavior of the 17 detained person or group constituting the basis for the issuance of the 18 order; 19 (iii) the less restrictive alternatives that were attempted and were 20 unsuccessful and/or the less restrictive alternatives that were consid- 21 ered and rejected, and the reasons such alternatives were rejected; 22 (iv) a notice advising the person or group being detained that they 23 have a right to request release from detention, and including 24 instructions on how such request shall be made; 25 (v) a notice advising the person or group being detained that they 26 have a right to be represented by legal counsel and that upon request of 27 such person or group access to counsel will be facilitated to the extent 28 feasible under the circumstances; and 29 (vi) a notice advising the person or group being detained that they 30 may supply the addresses and/or telephone numbers of friends and/or 31 relatives to receive notification of the person's detention, and that 32 the department shall, at the detained person's request and to the extent 33 feasible, provide notice to a reasonable number of such people that the 34 person is being detained. 35 (b) In addition, an order issued pursuant to subdivisions two and 36 seven of this section, requiring the detention of a person or group for 37 a period exceeding three business days, shall: 38 (i) advise the person or group being detained that the detention shall 39 not continue for more than five business days after a request for 40 release has been made in the absence of a court order authorizing such 41 detention; 42 (ii) advise the person or group being detained that, whether or not 43 they request release from detention, the governor or his or her delegee 44 must obtain a court order authorizing detention within sixty days 45 following the commencement of detention and thereafter must further seek 46 court review of the detention within ninety days of such court order and 47 within ninety days of each subsequent court review; and 48 (iii) advise the person or group being detained that they have the 49 right to request that legal counsel be provided, that upon such request 50 counsel shall be provided if and to the extent possible under the 51 circumstances, and that if counsel is so provided, that such counsel 52 will be notified that the person or group has requested legal represen- 53 tation. 54 9. A person who is detained in a medical facility, or other appropri- 55 ate facility or premises, shall not conduct himself or herself in a A. 416 4 1 disorderly manner, and shall not leave or attempt to leave such facility 2 or premises until he or she is discharged pursuant to this section. 3 10. Where necessary and feasible under the circumstances, language 4 interpreters and persons skilled in communicating with vision and hear- 5 ing impaired individuals shall be provided. 6 11. The provisions of this section shall not apply to the issuance of 7 orders pursuant to § 11.21 of the New York City Health Code. 8 12. In addition to the removal or detention orders referred to in 9 subdivision two of this section, and without affecting or limiting any 10 other authority that the commissioner may otherwise have, the governor 11 or his or her delegee may, in his or her discretion, issue and seek 12 enforcement of any other orders that he or she determines are necessary 13 or appropriate to prevent dissemination or transmission of contagious 14 diseases or other illnesses that may pose a threat to the public health 15 including, but not limited to, orders requiring any person or persons 16 who are not in the custody of the department to be excluded; to remain 17 isolated or quarantined at home or at a premises of such person's choice 18 that is acceptable to the department and under such conditions and for 19 such period as will prevent transmission of the contagious disease or 20 other illness; to require the testing or medical examination of persons 21 who may have been exposed to or infected by a contagious disease or who 22 may have been exposed to or contaminated with dangerous amounts of 23 radioactive materials or toxic chemicals; to require an individual who 24 has been exposed to or infected by a contagious disease to complete an 25 appropriate, prescribed course of treatment, preventive medication or 26 vaccination, including directly observed therapy to treat the disease 27 and follow infection control provisions for the disease; or to require 28 an individual who has been contaminated with dangerous amounts of radio- 29 active materials or toxic chemicals such that said individual may pres- 30 ent a danger to others, to undergo decontamination procedures deemed 31 necessary by the department. Such person or persons shall, upon 32 request, be afforded an opportunity to be heard, but the provisions of 33 subdivisions two through eleven of this section shall not otherwise 34 apply. 35 13. The provisions of this section shall not be construed to permit or 36 require the forcible administration of any medication without a prior 37 court order. 38 § 2. This act shall take effect on the thirtieth day after it shall 39 have become a law. Effective immediately the addition, amendment and/or 40 repeal of any rule or regulation necessary for the implementation of 41 this act on its effective date are authorized to be made and completed 42 on or before such date.

and Chris is excited and scared that he's gonna be remodeling finally
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And he is still working I guess.
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No idea why he thought throwing the thing about sleep was useful/relevant but this is the same man who does 7-8 different podcasts.
Donate to his patreon or his wife might die from the coof AGAIN or something.

But is Bob happy? LMAO no.
 
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I must deliver this 3-days' load of dump. No apologies if anything has been posted before.
This first post contains heavier stuff. If you are prone to MOTI and just want a laugh, skip it.

If you voted for Trump, you are complicit for the riot.
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Trump got kicked off Twitter. Smug liberals rejoice.
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Compare:
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GOP is evil because they told McCain's widow to hold her tongue:
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But did they ban her twitter accounts and called her terrorist or traitor?

Not even Bobby's followers liked his lame, smug joke:
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The last three days have been a venerable demonstration of Chipman sociopathy...
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... and the sociopathy of his lovely Angels.
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Crocodile tears over a dead cop (yes, one cop died during the skirmish -- the news have been understandably confused) only to push forth his bullshit agenda:
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"BLM is the righteous alternative to Trump terrorists" -- the word "terrorist" gets brandished a lot.
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I know who broke into Target stores, but who broke into Bobby's house?

As a Democrat, Bobby is on the side of Empathy.
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Bobby thinks his genocidal plans can "start tomorrow":
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You are stripped of your voting rights because you voted wrong.
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Gloating over rioters being denied of flight, but what's a no-fly injunction compared to what Bobby have in mind to them which can "start tomorrow"?
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He gets very, very excited at two women getting rough-handled.
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I sure didn't expect Creepy Joe sheds his human skin mask so soon. Indeed I'm a bit mad as I prepare this update -- not at Bobby but at Biden.
Still, for better or for worse, we know he is just another hypocrite in a party whose name is synonymous with "hypocrites".
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Of course Biden's nominal bipartisanism isn't going to please Bobby, who wants to hunt down the last GOP supporter:
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"Vanilla Isis"
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Isn't democracy a white invention? Dumb ice-cream bitch is dumb.

Democracy is not white but Grievance Culture supposedly is
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What is that 400+ years thing he's yammering about?

Bobby knows BLM is a well-funded and -organized, as opposed to grassroot, movement. Quiet part aloud again.
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"Traitor" is another word that get thrown around a lot.
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And after 4 years, Bobby is still sore over Mommy Rodham losing:
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Trump supposedly represents the Pro-Life movement, even though he didn't strengthen anti-abortion laws.
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Bobby likes Big Corps. Big Corps don't like right-wingers.
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Big Corps Good:
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As usual, Hollywood is where we should seek political insights:
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Arnold's twiced-microwaved platitude does sounds like balm to the soul, compared to the insane flashing of fangs and claws of Biden and co.

For some reason Bobby feels very attached to the image of Arnold wielding the Sword of Conan.
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James Gunn:
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Bobby explains Biden and Harris in terms of movie tropes:
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A collection of Angelic Hymns:
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Twitter won't ban you for inciting riot and violence, if you are trans.

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Something something cops.
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Thinking that there might be pedophiles and human trafficking among politicians makes you a Q-cultist.
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Bobby is happy that Abigail Shrier got silenced. Shrier's latest book Irreversible Damage exposes the harm the trans agender did to children, especially girls.
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In solidarity with queers, Bobby urges children to leave their wrongthinker parents.
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Let Bobby explain the essence of power to you:
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AOC loves herself some shekels.
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Bobby retweets the dox of Ted Cruz (I'm not censoring Cruz's phone number out of skittishness; it is for the sake of the Farm's SEO)
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