Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Strange Wilderness]

I wish Bob would realize how much he has in common with Trump. They're both big manbabies who can't fathom being wrong or handle being disagreed with.

Don't forget eat too much McDonalds, bald, unhealthy addiction to Twitter, and THEY'RE FAT!

That's where the similarities end. Trump for all his faults is rich, a successful businessman, been married three times, has banged porn stars on the side, has children who are successful, abstains from alcohol, actually funny, and lives in a Manhattan Penthouse and luxury resort in Florida. Bob lives off Patreon welfare, has lost his job with the Escapist twice, has never had sex in life despite his claims, the closest he has to kids are his niece and nephew, is an alcoholic who passes out on park benches, and lives in a flooded basement. Its Nouveau Rich vs White Trash.

Even if you did point out to Bob how similar he is to Trump he would just claim he isn't because he so much smarter and moral than Trump before insulting you and blocking you before you can reply.

Remember in the Combat Evolved video where Bob railed against the monoculture of the Spartans?

Isn't a monoculture the inevitable end result of his Disneyfied corporate worshipping worldview? He wants everyone to belong to the same political party, and to vote the same way. He wants everyone to watch the same Disney junk and ooh and aah at how meaningful and important it is. He wants the entire population of North America to be stacked on top of each other in a giant shithole city.

Yes but within that monoculture there would be many different races living together, latinos, asians, blacks, Native Americans, some whites, and LGBTQ all having the same thoughts and opinions, all watching the same corporate approved entertainment, eating the same fast food. It would be a multicultural, cosmopolitan diverse city of the future. Remember diversity of skin color is whats important not diversity of thought.

 

[Pagliacci]

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"Let freedom ring."

So censoring people is now "freedom"? This is some 2 + 2 = 5 nonsense. As if it wasn't obvious enough Bob spouts garbage without thinking about what the words he's saying actually mean.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Bob is an alcoholic who passes out on park benches,

I never heard of this. When did this happen?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

One of my big pet peeves with today's liberal is how they love corporations, even though they claim to hate them.

Like the whole thing with the photo of one of the people at the Capitol wearing a punisher logo, and the Twitterati calling for Disney to enforce the Punisher copyright harder.

I'm sure these people who are calling for Disney to be even more hawkish with copyright think of themselves as anti-corporation.

That's the difference between the different types of authoritarians.
The authleft want the jackboot to be worn by the state, the authcentre want it to be worn by corporations and the authright want it to be worn by the Church.

there would be many different races living together, latinos, asians, blacks, Native Americans, some whites, and LGBTQ

Ah yes. Gay people are truly the best race.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I never heard of this. When did this happen?

I don't have a link handy, but he's bragged about getting so drunk he woke up in a hotel lobby in Chinatown. I doubt it actually happened.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I doubt it actually happened.

This is probably a powerlevel but here goes. When I was a lot younger one of my friends used to brag about getting incredibly drunk at parties. I spoke to a person at that party and it turned out he'd had about half a shot of vodka in a glass of coke, thrown it away because he hated the taste, and then pretended to be drunk for an hour.

Moviebob's stories about being drunk remind me of that.

 

[Mola Ram]

This is probably a powerlevel but here goes. When I was a lot younger one of my friends used to brag about getting incredibly drunk at parties. I spoke to a person at that party and it turned out he'd had about half a shot of vodka in a glass of coke, thrown it away because he hated the taste, and then pretended to be drunk for an hour.

Moviebob's stories about being drunk remind me of that.

Then again, that wall of empty beer cans didn't drink itself.

 

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yeah there is no way in hell this cow is a serious drinker, its more like the dude who lies at the party and then he blacksout drunk after one shot.
its the same with his sex life, lies to hide the fact that he is a 40 years old fat piece of shit retard inbred hick

 

[Adamska]

Remember in the Combat Evolved video where Bob railed against the monoculture of the Spartans?

Isn't a monoculture the inevitable end result of his Disneyfied corporate worshipping worldview? He wants everyone to belong to the same political party, and to vote the same way. He wants everyone to watch the same Disney junk and ooh and aah at how meaningful and important it is. He wants the entire population of North America to be stacked on top of each other in a giant shithole city.

A smoothbrain like Bob is forever too stupid to realize that he actually hates this even as he mindlessly repeats what his stalking victims say because he wants to fuck them.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Then again, that wall of empty beer cans didn't drink itself.

It's possible to drink a lot and still be a lightweight. Now I think about it, he probably had a lot of sake and overestimated his ability to handle booze without realising that spirits get you pissed quicker than beer, and told that story in an attempt to seem cool.

As always, he reminds me of Chris Chan - this time, he reminded me of when he wrote about ”losing his virginity to a Seinor [sic] cheerleader” in order to try and impress Clyde Cash

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Has anyone tried hacking into Bob's Twitter before?

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Has anyone tried hacking into Bob's Twitter before?

I mean I'm sure his password isn't super complicated, as I bet it's super simple. But why bother? nothing you could post could be crazier than what he already says.

Maybe that could be the next poll? trying to guess his password.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I mean I'm sure his password isn't super complicated, as I bet it's super simple. But why bother? nothing you could post could be crazier than what he already says.

Maybe that could be the next poll? trying to guess his password.

I'll take ”AnitaSarkeesian” for 500, Alex.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I mean I'm sure his password isn't super complicated, as I bet it's super simple. But why bother? nothing you could post could be crazier than what he already says.

It would be a gas if someone hacked Bob's account and started tweeting MAGA slogans.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I'll take ”AnitaSarkeesian” for 500, Alex.

I'll take "MarioIsSuperCool" for the same amount

 

[JustStopDude]

Trump for all his faults is rich, a successful businessman

Eh....he owes a horrifying amount of debt to overseas banks. He hasn't been able to get a US based loan in decades because of the number of business deals that have gone south for him. A lot of the money he makes immediately goes to servicing bad debt.

Bezos and Musk are rich on paper, but if they tried to move any significant amount of assets, this would cause a run on their companies.

Sort of how when Musk was getting sued by the British diver, his legal team pled cash insolvency to try and get the case dismissed or at least delayed.

 

[Bolo]

Well, Robet is certainly feeling himself out there, good for him, everybody needs a win every once in a while.

But I don't think Trump getting the boot from twitter will make Robert all that happy in the long run.

I'm not a political pundit, and fuck if I know what is goign to happen to the USA, same old I guess? But i do follow internet bullshit, and if Tumbrl serves for anything right now, it is for precedent.

You guys remember Tumbrl right? the snowflakes stronghold, everybody was talking about how crazy their users were, and the shippings and fandoms and all that shit? And then it went away in a finger snap, you guys know why? Because Tumbrl took away the main reason on why people use Tumbrl, and that was Porn.

Sure everybody talked about the crazy lefties on that platform, but what kept people going back to it was porn, because the novelty of these crazy people were off after a while for most people.

And I think same will happen to twitter, who wants to get stuck in echo chamber of the pronoum police? twitter has been called a cess pool for a while, and I don't use it myself, but one can see the appeal of watching the shitshow Trump put out, and the whole shebang... but now? Fun is over, go back to discuss blockbuster movies.

Of course I can't tell the future, but I would bet twitter is going the way of the dodo in the next years, and that will be it for Robert, He won't be able to adhere to any other social media, His patreon and Youtube channel have gotten as large as they get, and unless he strikes a viral sensation, he is dead in the water, with the only semblance of relevance being a dieing platform.

Quite ironic really, in a way, Robert is celebrating the beggining of the end of the only thing he has on his life...

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I'll take "MarioIsSuperCool" for the same amount

Yeah, my guess would be something mario based, or just "password" or "1234567890". I'm sure he would think he's the first person to ever think of that.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'll take "MarioIsSuperCool" for the same amount

How about ”PleaseNoticeMeAOC”?
In the words of Lucas Werner's mum, it's not in the cards.

Bezos and Musk are rich on paper, but if they tried to move any significant amount of assets, this would cause a run on their companies.

Depends what you mean by significant but yes.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Well, Robet is certainly feeling himself out there, good for him, everybody needs a win every once in a while.

But I don't think Trump getting the boot from twitter will make Robert all that happy in the long run.

I'm not a political pundit, and fuck if I know what is goign to happen to the USA, same old I guess? But i do follow internet bullshit, and if Tumbrl serves for anything right now, it is for precedent.

You guys remember Tumbrl right? the snowflakes stronghold, everybody was talking about how crazy their users were, and the shippings and fandoms and all that shit? And then it went away in a finger snap, you guys know why? Because Tumbrl took away the main reason on why people use Tumbrl, and that was Porn.

Sure everybody talked about the crazy lefties on that platform, but what kept people going back to it was porn, because the novelty of these crazy people were off after a while for most people.

And I think same will happen to twitter, who wants to get stuck in echo chamber of the pronoum police? twitter has been called a cess pool for a while, and I don't use it myself, but one can see the appeal of watching the shitshow Trump put out, and the whole shebang... but now? Fun is over, go back to discuss blockbuster movies.

Of course I can't tell the future, but I would bet twitter is going the way of the dodo in the next years, and that will be it for Robert, He won't be able to adhere to any other social media, His patreon and Youtube channel have gotten as large as they get, and unless he strikes a viral sensation, he is dead in the water, with the only semblance of relevance being a dieing platform.

Quite ironic really, in a way, Robert is celebrating the beggining of the end of the only thing he has on his life...

I genuinely believe that Bob is incapable of being happy. He is just a miserable person. That out of the way I kind of suspect a lot of people who approve of the Twitpurge might find that they are next on the block. I would not be surprised to see Bob get yeeted in the next wave. He is no longer part of a media group. He is just some serial profile stalker who demands his enemies be purged between thirst posts.