Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

Lucas' """job""" for a bit was being paid $50 to be an "insult comic" saying some shit nobody cares about. I guess this Gilly has a small following because that video got 1k views.

Yeah unfortunately I'm familiar with his insult comic run. He banned me on IG on Saturday but I'm sure I'm not missing me much. At first I wanted to figure out what the deal was with that Gilly or whoever but I reconsidered.

Glad Lucas is back to his bread and butter on YouTube. That's where he really shines.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

If Lucas really can't get housing in Spokane because of his bullshit, why doesn't he just move to another nearby city?

What is it with him and Spokane? Why is he so obsessed with that goddamn place?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

What is it with him and Spokane? Why is he so obsessed with that goddamn place?

Lucas has been asked a few times why he won't move and he just raged. I assume because it's a very safe place for homeless to survive.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Lucas has been asked a few times why he won't move and he just raged. I assume because it's a very safe place for homeless to survive.

Could be.

I'm toying with the theory that he can't stand to be too far away from Clinkerdagger.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas has been asked a few times why he won't move and he just raged. I assume because it's a very safe place for homeless to survive.

He would have been toast in LA. He acted like he enjoyed being down there, but I think even he knew he would wear out his welcome on Skid Row. He couldn't moo about bigots and scream "nigga" so easily.

Yeah, he mentioned something about not quiting and then asked where the women were.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

He would have been toast in LA. He acted like he enjoyed being down there, but I think even he knew he would wear our his welcome on Skid Row. He couldn't moo about bigots and scream "nigga" so easily.

Yeah, he mentioned something about not quiting and then asked where the women were.

It’s incredible he managed to make it on the plane begin with. I guess he has more where with all than some people might have assumed. But his survival abilities are not good. LA’s homeless shelters are probably not as nice as in Spokane and he would not have lasted long which is probably why he wanted to return, he has enough understanding on some level to know he couldn’t survive on the tough streets there, not to mention their Covid numbers are way up.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Luca

He's been affecting another weird voice in the past few days' videos, also showing his fake teeth a lot.

His mind is gone.

Lucas has false teeth? How did that happen?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I don't know of there's concrete proof of that.

I just find it really hard to believe that his teeth could look that good if they weren't fake.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I don't know of there's concrete proof of that.

I just find it really hard to believe that his teeth could look that good if they weren't fake.

He admitted it during one of the goldie interviews, during the period of time when Sophie was also asking question. He actually seemed surprised that people knew that detail about him. Apparently he knocked out his teeth twice falling off a bicycle, like the clumsy sped he is when he was a kid.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Well i was about to go off to an orgy with the rest of the Flatbill Oligarchy today just like every other day but something about homie Luke giving me the finger for my greed just made me feel super guilty for it just look at how hurt he is. And here i was calling myself a socialist, ill have to cancel and head to my bae scrooge vault later to pack one of my finest baes into a box and mail them to him to atone for my greed-mongering faggotry.

Of course my scrooge vault is actually just full of bulk cards but could send some anyways. Lucas can just use the dating method all us Oligarchs use. Just go in public with a big sack full of cards slung over your shoulder and every time you see a bae approach them with calmness and politeness then throw a pack of cards in their face, theyll take this as an invitation to then climb into the sack but will only accept if you have enough cards. I've had nothing but success using this superior dating method as i have trillions of cards

 

[Rokko]

Cause he's low-T. He can't even grow a decent beard.

Actually high-T causes hair-loss:
https://www.healthline.com/health/dht

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Why is he so obsessed with that goddamn place?

It's one of the few cases he won't be killed for being a sperg.

 

[Rogowski]

Legit or the work of a ween? It’s a shame nobody caught this before the site went down but if we’re lucky the data breach that was recently announced archived info from the profile so we can know if was actually lucas.

 

[Trainwreck]

His double chin is growing exponentially with the insane amount of food he is buying with his school money. It actually looks like it's dripping.

 

[WonderWino]

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and speaking of that particular horrifying image....

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adiposogenital_dystrophy

That does sound a bit like lucas doesn't it

Speaking of food, people speculating in why Lucas eats so much forget that he told us why himself...his mother not only gave him food to make up for social rejections by children, Lucas admitted she also gave him food specifically to distract him and shut him down when he started complaining about his usual crazy shite and angry girlfriend tirades...he said himself that the food would make him temporarily forget what he was talking about.

To quote bill dauterive: 'I blame it on my mother! When I was sad she gave me cookies! When I was happy she gave me cookies! All my emotions require cookies!'

and shit, even bill is more successful at life than lucas. He at least has a job, a house, was married, has a car and has friends, oh and finished high school. Imagine that, being one upped by bill dauterive of all people

Legit or the work of a ween?

I doubt its really lucas. Even he doesn't refer to himself specifically as a 'doctor of telomeres' or talk about 'making super babies' directly

If anyone needed any more proof that lucas is obsessed with cock:

'Cock.....guillotines.....mmm old guys'

That one is just begging for a trolling edit. Just cut the guillotines part out and he'd come off as some creepy gay predator who likes fucking old guys. Hell he pretty much comes off that way as it is

 

[AbraCadaver]

The only time he addresses women directly in that entire tirade is to call them skanks and bitches.
I guess the whole “women are kweens” thing wasn’t working, time to radically change views and go with insults.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

The only time he addresses women directly in that entire tirade is to call them skanks and bitches.
I guess the whole “women are kweens” thing wasn’t working, time to radically change views and go with insults.

Well the wamens don't like "nice" guys so obviously the next logical step is to be as much of an asshole as possible to assert dominance and "steal" someone else's girl

I am curious if theres anything behind his whole thing of wanting to steal someone else's girlfriend. Not sure if he feels that everyone else is doing that to him in general and he feels like it would be revenge on the world in general or he's still mad at Cyril. I feel like the response he got to trying to steal Cyrils girlfriend before they left was them not talking to him at all and then making a point of fucking excessively loudly just to try to make him uncomfortable enough to leave. Just saying Lucas probably would have been asked to leave first and would have refused to so in that situation i could see that being a legit strategy to get rid of him, but then he just sticks around anyways so they just say fuck it and leave instead.

Not sure if anything really happened there aside from them just leaving but i wouldn't expect him to have been treated kindly after what he pulled on them

 

[BlakeTheRake]

He would have been toast in LA. He acted like he enjoyed being down there, but I think even he knew he would wear out his welcome on Skid Row. He couldn't moo about bigots and scream "nigga" so easily.

Yeah, he mentioned something about not quiting and then asked where the women were.

There is plenty of relatively safe places in Texas to be homeless. Probably other places in the south. There are women retarded enough to buy into his rhetoric in a city like Austin. But he have to be willing to settle for a much less attractive zoomer bae. I used to live in Austin. Plenty of exceptional individuals there. Their slogan is "Keep Austin Weird" after all

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

The other day he already had soda bottles scattered around the room and was still recording himself drinking more. The narrative that he's using junkfood to self soothe while he rots alone in that room is pretty spot on. Really seems like he's on the verge of litterally eating himself to death, driving that beetus to the edge just to quiet the voices in his head

 

[Josef Mengele]

So, i was thumbing through the thread and looking at Lucas' memes about Kiwi Farms and I could not stop laughing, this was because this jackass didn't realize that our logo is the kiwi bird. He was using the kiwi fruit in all of his memes, delusional.