Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

I just wish Nick would bring in some new characters and settings. The hotel (when he moved out) was a good start. Here’s some more ideas:

nick becomes a born again Christian and starts doing godly mukbangs with his fellow churchgoers

nick adopts a dog and then takes it back to the shelter (animal abuse would certainly get him lots of that attention he loves...)

nick becomes an irl streamer

nick tries to illegally immigrate to Canada

nick gets plastic surgery

nick becomes straight
 
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Catching up now from page 1, what a ride
 

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auxcord said:
I just wish Nick would bring in some new characters and settings. The hotel (when he moved out) was a good start. Here’s some more ideas:

nick becomes a born again Christian and starts doing godly mukbangs with his fellow churchgoers

nick adopts a dog and then takes it back to the shelter (animal abuse would certainly get him lots of that attention he loves...)

nick becomes an irl streamer

nick tries to illegally immigrate to Canada

nick gets plastic surgery

nick becomes straight
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stupidpieceofshit said:
Eucharist mukbangs....
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5,000,000 Communion wafers.
 
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Only 59 pounds to go
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Imagine this thing gets on some deathfat TV show in the USA. Wonder which way the network will spin it; feel bad for him or laugh at him? My guess is laugh. He did this to himself and will continue to do this to himself until he realizes the next time he eats he will die. And even then, I predict he'll still eat it, knowing. It's sad but at the same time...
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PaK 44 said:
Imagine this thing gets on some deathfat TV show in the USA. Wonder which way the network will spin it; feel bad for him or laugh at him? My guess is laugh. He did this to himself and will continue to do this to himself until he realizes the next time he eats he will die. And even then, I predict he'll still eat it, knowing. It's sad but at the same time...
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Naaaah Nick would bully the shit out of the Producers to make it look like hes a suffering from a "horrible Food addiction" or some shit, as well as add in a B plot surrounding his faggot husband
 
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Naaaah Nick would bully the shit out of the Producers to make it look like hes a suffering from a "horrible Food addiction" or some shit, as well as add in a B plot surrounding his faggot husband
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Agree. Hes good at drama. He would lead whatever therapist on towards the most drama. Because he could. He isnt dumb like some of the fats. Hes a smartty. And will and can use it to both amuse and manipulate his audience. He was good at with his violin too. Music directs and therefore manipulates emotions. All art does. Makes you feel a certain way. Thats why niks good at what he does. Whether it makes people angry or laugh or pity or whatever. They feel and thats what gets him views.

Anyway. Hes still fat anf also gay and i wouldntt fuck him. Even if i hadnt been also traumatized by his weirdly stretched gross asshole. Jfc.


Fucking kiwi. I missed you fucks. And i hate you cos now i have both niks asshole and the cobes tiny dick in my mind and its like midnight. Ugh.
 
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PaK 44 said:
Imagine this thing gets on some deathfat TV show in the USA. Wonder which way the network will spin it; feel bad for him or laugh at him? My guess is laugh. He did this to himself and will continue to do this to himself until he realizes the next time he eats he will die. And even then, I predict he'll still eat it, knowing. It's sad but at the same time...
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If he did get a show, hope Orlin’s lines get scripted by someone a lot funnier.
 
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