Porn and Porncows

That's bugged me for a bit. What exactly constitutes "shortstack"? There's short women with large busts that are further accentuated by their short stature, but I only register them as "short women with large busts", in part because women in general are short compared to men.

It feels as though a real-life shortstack has to be midget height or close to it, and at that point, you're dealing with midget content instead of shortstack.
I've only encountered "shortstack" in reference to R34 of dwarves and shit.

I got the impression that shortstack refers to a woman that is very short, busty and muscular, a body type that I haven't actually seen IRL.
 
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In other Belle Delphine news, she made a video with rapey overtones and it's causing a minor shitfling on Twitter

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I've mentioned this before, but I still think softcore needs to make a comeback of some kind. Even if it's just a one-time nostalgia throwback like Tarantino did with Grindhouse. The overhead on these movies are usually low enough that you could probably crowdfund it successfully. There's a reason why Skinemax didn't die out until 2018, with titles still being made as recently as 2016 and 2017. Those movies were so dirt cheap that they were still profitable and weren't shutdown until the AT&T buyout of Warner.

If you market it right and try to do the Fred Olen Ray/Jim Wynorski route of doing it as both a softcore movie and a campy B-movie lark, it'll probably get enough support to make it work.

You can also market it successfully if you play up the "Late 1990's/2000's Nostalgia" angle to it as well since the 90's and 2000's were like a golden age for those types of movies. There's also the fact that 2000's pop culture was a lot more "sexy" and slutty than the 2010's despite all the pretentious rhetoric of Woke Twitter thots and the OnlyFans crowd.

For fuck's sake, you had "Girls Gone Wild" infomercials on mainstream cable TV back then. Joe Francis is a shady bastard and an all-round sick fuck but he knew how to tap into a wider cultural zeitgeist at the time.

@Dom Cruise even mentioned how the wider pop culture of the 2000's had this "dumb, slutty and trashy but still fun" vibe to it and I agree with him on that for the most part. In that same thread, he talked about how a lot of the trashy tabloid culture of the 2000's will end up being looked at fondly in the same way a lot of the campier elements of 80's pop culture are celebrated today.

Hell, if I were writing the script for something like this, I'd just go whole hog and make it a 2000's period piece with everything being a parody of the Reality TV shows at the time or play up the emo and mall goth aspects.
Femalien is back and according to user reviews it is roughly equal in quality to Christopher Nolan's Tenet

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Tenet was shit. Fucking confusing how their concept of time travel works.
Well, Nolan has the connections and clout to inflate IMDB scores, obviously. I didn't mean to suggest that Femalien isn't likely the stronger film of the two.
 
Kind of a sad lolcow story, but I occasionally check in with Annabel Chong.

She did a movie called "Worlds Biggest Gangbang" when she (over a 10-hour period) had sex with 251+ men. The kicker was she was promised $10,000 but never got paid.

She discussed this experience on Loveline but it's been a while since I listened to that episode.

She also tried to make a porn version of Neuromancer, but it turned out to just an average porn with Ron Jeremy.

More recently, it looks like she's building ramps for roombas, so I guess it all worked out.
 
Kind of a sad lolcow story, but I occasionally check in with Annabel Chong.

She did a movie called "Worlds Biggest Gangbang" when she (over a 10-hour period) had sex with 251+ men. The kicker was she was promised $10,000 but never got paid.

She discussed this experience on Loveline but it's been a while since I listened to that episode.

She also tried to make a porn version of Neuromancer, but it turned out to just an average porn with Ron Jeremy.

More recently, it looks like she's building ramps for roombas, so I guess it all worked out.
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What a fucking cow. Law school obviously didn't teach her much if she didn't know to take at least half up front before letting over 250 men rail you.
 
Years ago, a friend of mine put on a DVD of that gangbang and I watched about five minutes. It was one of the most depressing things I'd ever seen. A woman having sex with dozens of men, many of whom couldn't sustain a full erection. I think there was a time limit on how long any particular guy could fuck her, so AFAICT none of the guys even came.

Maybe it was some other gangbang, I dunno. I'm pretty sure any filmed gangbang is just as soul-killing, for both the participants and for the viewers.
 
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What a fucking cow. Law school obviously didn't teach her much if she didn't know to take at least half up front before letting over 250 men rail you.
She's definitely a woman of strong opinions.

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I remember watching her on British TV years ago, spouting nonsense about porn, when one of the female presenters snapped at her, essentially called her an idiot who was spouting nonsense she didn't understand.

I can't find that interview online but here's a clip from the documentary that was made about her.


She's a Software engineer now, fighting against sexism in the industry, and apparently working for Sony Pictures. I say apparently because the article below reads like a rehash of a press release.

 
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JFC even amateur porn doesn't look like that. The first video is like a desperate call to be invited to Marina Abramovic's Spirit Cooking sessions. The second video is just pathetic. As for the third one, the whole "cute uwu princess with pink shit and cakes all around" could have worked if they new how to shoot and edit it.
 
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