Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'm still coming to terms that 3 people would willingly share a king size bed for the long-term. I bet sleeping in summer is hell and gross. Waking up in a pool of your own sweat on a super hot night is bad enough, let alone 2 others. And you know them bed sheets aren't changed nearly enough. Wonder if Kevin wears a diaper to bed...

There were 10 troons in the bed and the Kevvie one said roll over

The scary thing is that all of that probably turns them on.

 

[Mr Snek]

That's why I earlier speculated that the dome was built as a holiday resort for school children or as a prototype green-hippie house. The almost complete lack of amenities also seems to indicate it wasn't meant for a complete farm staff to spend the winter.

I hadn't seen images of the farmhouse last time I visited the thread, what the hell is that dome building. The house is a kit home, but that dome is some sort of custom built thing, never seen anything like it. I highly doubt it would have been for schoolkids since it looks like it'd only fit 2 or 3 people in it, can't image the how all the troons fit in. It's also worth noting that the buildings are really new, there isn't even any weathering on the roof or walls so I'd guess at least less than a decade old. About the only positive things I can say is that it's well built with a proper foundation and at least they have a sceptic tank, but it does not look like it's designed to handle the waste of that many people. At best I'd say the building can handle 4, maybe 5 people.

 

[soulless guarantee]

Congrats, you burned like, 30 calories.
>my ass will look so good
Nigger just do some squats.

I give him 2 more days at most before he gives up. He's going to be the person who never changes their diet and does like 30 mins of incredibly light work outs, not see any change, and reee before buying another transformer to sooth his feefees.

I would imagine that anybody who has an amhole and attempts any kind of weighted squat is soon going to end up with a prolapsed amhole flopping between their thighs.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

they have a sceptic tank

Does Richard Dawkins live at the Tranch now?

 

[Shield Breaker]

Wait a minute, how many “transfemme transformers fans” does Kev know? Is there a secret HRT grooming discord for transformer autists? Or is there just a masssive overlap between trannies and transformers manchildren? I need answers goddamnit.

Someone earlier in this thread or the troon social media thread said something about there being official troonformers now, so enough for Hasbro to pander to them.

 

[Syntaxion]

Holy shit, Kevin. These 20 minutes of light exercise are probably the only time you are standing upright during the day. After 3 days you are worried about pushing yourself too hard?
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"I just don't want you to wreck your body"

From, uhhh, doing 20 minutes of light cardio a day?

Fucking lmao, yeah Kevin, take a break, we wouldn't want you to harm your body now, would we?

 

[Mr Snek]

Does Richard Dawkins live at the Tranch now?

I'm fairly sure that structure in front of the building and walkway here is a sceptic tank. I might be wrong though. If it isn't they're even more screwed than I thought because sceptic tanks are probably the most important thing for farm living outside food and water. You really don't want your waste just piling up in the open or in a regular hole.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

Jesus christ, I'm a fat ass and even I can do a few hours on an elliptical.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Someone earlier in this thread or the troon social media thread said something about there being official troonformers now, so enough for Hasbro to pander to them.

Given that troons make up a disproportionally large amount of people who act like they're children and buy children's toys, it wouldn't surprise me.

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I'm fairly sure that structure in front of the building and walkway here is a sceptic tank. I might be wrong though. If it isn't they're even more screwed than I thought because sceptic tanks are probably the most important thing for farm living outside food and water. You really don't want your waste just piling up in the open or in a regular hole.

It does look like a septic tank but that would mean that there aren't any toilets in the dome.

Jesus christ, I'm a fat ass and even I can do a few hours on an elliptical.

Yeah, I've used them in the gym and they really aren't that tiring. They're the sorts of things old ladies can use without breaking a sweat.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Wait a minute, how many “transfemme transformers fans” does Kev know? Is there a secret HRT grooming discord for transformer autists? Or is there just a masssive overlap between trannies and transformers manchildren? I need answers goddamnit.

I don't know about transformers, but there's a definite overlap between trannies and all manners of autistic manchildren. See speedrunning for example.

 

[BallBuster]

or in a regular hole.

There are no regular holes on the Tranch. Only Am Holes. You should know this by now.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

It does look like a septic tank but that would mean that there aren't any toilets in the dome.

shitty post ahead:

We saw at least one image of a bathroom, the one with the filthy Squatty Potty under the toilet bowl.

I’m not sure if you mean septic tank, to be quite honest. Septic tanks are buried near the home, connected to the plumbing, and use like bacteria n shit to process the waste. There are then leach lines where inorganic material that wasn’t catabolized in the tank is processed. There’s no reason why a home with a septic system wouldn’t have indoor plumbing. You need to baby the bacteria a little, by buying septic-safe toilet paper and being mindful of what you flush/pour down the garbage disposal in the sink.

Are you maybe thinking of a compost/pit toilet?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Are you maybe thinking of a compost/pit toilet?

I am. I'd got the two confused because of a week I spent on a hippy-run campsite with pit toilets.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I wouldn't be surprised if the bathrooms cabinets are full of tampons and pads for use in coomer roleplay,

You just reminded me of the troon who stuck frozen tomato juice up his amhole and declared that it was a period.

I swear to God that this actually happened.

 

[auxcord]

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I'm fairly sure that structure in front of the building and walkway here is a sceptic tank. I might be wrong though. If it isn't they're even more screwed than I thought because sceptic tanks are probably the most important thing for farm living outside food and water. You really don't want your waste just piling up in the open or in a regular hole.

Damn. That view. Imagine living there and spending all your time inside with transformers. Kevin needs to get off twitter and live her best cowgirl life.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Damn. That view. Imagine living there and spending all your time inside with transformers. Kevin needs to get off twitter and live her best cowgirl life.

Imagine taking up precious Tranch-Dome real estate with that fatty-lyptical instead of just going outside, enjoying the view, and helping with ranch chores.

Imagine coming in from a hard day of Tranch Work, tired and sore and sick from the horse piss you have to boof every morning, sitting down to enjoy a little TV and relaxation before dinner, and having your show drowned out by the heavy breathing and mechanical swishing of the unwashed brat your boss keeps as a pet. I bet those guns mounted above Kevvie’s sweaty, balding man-head will start looking even more and more attractive.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Holy shit, Kevin. These 20 minutes of light exercise are probably the only time you are standing upright during the day. After 3 days you are worried about pushing yourself too hard?
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"Be sure to tale rest days between your twenty minutes of light cardio."
Meanwhile, kids at boot camp have done at least four times that every day (not including designated PT times) just as punishment because some dipshit recruit didn't make his bed properly.

 

[The Rockafire Explosion]

Holy shit, Kevin. These 20 minutes of light exercise are probably the only time you are standing upright during the day. After 3 days you are worried about pushing yourself too hard?
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I've become so inured to troonspeak that my brain just automatically thought when homeboy said 'recovwr' he was doing some UwU shit.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

"Be sure to tale rest days between your twenty minutes of light cardio."
Meanwhile, kids at boot camp have done at least four times that every day (not including designated PT times) just as punishment because some dipshit recruit didn't make his bed properly.

What do you expect? Most troons don't know the concept of "work", let alone "hard work".
He's supposed to increase his heart rate to around 130-140 and maintain that for 20 minutes, three to four times a day to stand a chance of losing weight.

 

[Hitman One]

Speaking of wasting money, I did come across a quote that made me think of the tranch. It's from Richard Sexton, an agricultural economist at the University of California Davis.

That just proves that no planning whatsoever went into the running of the Tranch. I truly despair for those poor Alpaca and other animals stuck there with those insane troons.

If course if Kevin sees this he'll no doubt let the world know how it's incredibly problematic mansplaining. What would an agricultural economist know about running a ranch anyway? Probably not any more than some mentally ill men with septic amholes,